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Reviews by 'Pathew Noodles'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
245
reviews published to date.
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Driving me dozy.
May 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Top Gun (1986)
The Iceman flyeth.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
Rock nicks picnic chicks.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Cunnilingus-crazed cuniculus cook.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
L.A. gets Murphy's law.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Secretary (2002)
Spanky wanky Spader.
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Talk To Her (2002)
Aroused by the unrousable.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Critters (1986)
When space porcupines attack!
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Akira (1988)
Pure energy boy freed.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Back To The Future (1985)
Vixen mum fancies Fox.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Cowboy's lamentation, metatarsal amputation.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Coke kills Diggler's dong.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Jaws (1975)
Scar tissues, shark issues.
Feb 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Salesman (1969)
Word on the street.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Sevigny gobbles Gallo goolies.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
Long Good Friday, The (1980)
Shamrock shenanigans shaft Shand.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Grey Gardens (1975)
Beales catch the Maysles.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect talks too much.
May 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Amadeus (1984)
Wolfgang writes killer track.
May 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Madonna's music, manhood metaphor.
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
S1m0ne (2002)
Boredom all too real.
May 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Alien (1979)
Weaver knickers nick show.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Bully Biff bets big.
May 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Badlands (1973)
Sissy lands bad lad.
Mar 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Idle unable to idle.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Mildred Pierce (1945)
Mildred has Vida loca.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Grifters, The (1990)
Cusack: high stakes grifter.
Mar 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Lynch tells it Straight.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Chopper (2000)
Schizo inmate finds infamy.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Selma saves son's sight.
May 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Jolie steals shoplifters show.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Irr�versible (2002)
Rape revenge, 'Memento'-style.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Big apple turns sour.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
Allan adopts prostitute's prodigy.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Play It Again, Sam (1972)
Allen's tribute to 'Casablanca'.
May 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Lumpas sing scary songs.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Akira (1988)
Neo-Tokyo mash-up. Otomo masterpiece.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
Body burying bloody chilling!
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chopper (2000)
Read wreaks havoc, apologises!
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Sanity disappears into ether.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hunted, The (2003)
Tommy tutors terrible Toro.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Rent-a-mob save farmers village.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Misery (1990)
Caan Bated.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Horror's shining light.
May 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Sex-changed saxophonist seduces Sugar.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
First sci-fi senatorial campaign.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Twin Town (1997)
Cars, coke and karaoke.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Celebrity (1998)
Branaugh's wooden being Woody.
May 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Delicatessen (1991)
Butcher gets the chop.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Brainless bimbos battle bugs.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Akira (1988)
Tetsuo tears Tokyo apart.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blade Runner (1982)
Rainy rogue robot hunt.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Sprocket Holes snatch Honey.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Blokes run round square.
May 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Clooney's comedy, Chuck's career.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fargo (1996)
McDormand mars Macy's masterplan.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
British bulldogs take bullion.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Yanks devour live Python.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Costner in costume crap.
May 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Feeble farmer finds force.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Videodrome (1983)
Woods is human VCR.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Summerisle secretly sacrifices Sergeant.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler: calm, angry, cheesy.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Animal Factory (2000)
Furlong fears Dafoe fucking.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Another Woman (1988)
Professor's self-examination, psychiatrist's conversations.
May 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Apartment, The (1960)
Lemmon squeezed from flat.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Indian cutie loves footie.
May 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Brood, The (1979)
Oliver's army of children.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Croupier (1998)
Casino cures writer's block.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Jaws (1975)
Shaw shredding shocks Scheider.
Feb 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Stylisation hides crap heist.
May 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Magdalene Sisters, The (2002)
Catholic cast-outs clean clothes.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy, A (1982)
Sex mixed with science.
May 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Wacko Jacko lambasts lobotomies.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Producers, The (1968)
Third Reich musical madness.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rear Window (1954)
Peeping Jim jails perp.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Stir Crazy (1980)
Bird impersonators do bird.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Time Bandits (1981)
Cleese does Robin Hood.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
True Romance (1993)
Arquette stunning, Slater gunning.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Fox flies DeLorean dream.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Barton Fink (1991)
Preaching, patronising, paranoid, pyromaniac.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Blood Simple (1984)
Fatale Frances causes carnage.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Tantilising treats tame town.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
City Of God (2002)
Bad brutal Brazilian bandits.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
City Of Lost Children, The (1995)
Grimm tale in green.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Airborne/ arboreal ass-kicking.
May 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dark Water (2002)
Hideous Hideo child chiller.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dead Zone, The (1983)
Walken foresees megalomaniacal President.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Deathwatch (2002)
Bunker beast terrorises Tommys.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Delicatessen (1991)
Clown overcomes apocalypse cannibals.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Heathers (1988)
Teenage suicide? Triple homicide.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Killing Fields, The (1984)
Reporter covers Cambodian revolution.
May 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Baldy Brynner's bad boys.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
From hair to chair.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Wachowski's spoon on pseudo-philosophy.
May 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Wes's recurring nightmare.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Cop, con, copulation, conception.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Suspiria (1977)
Dancer enters horror house.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tremors (1990)
Worms eat rednecks: Joy!
May 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Scientist's son sabotages sanctuary.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
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