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I watch action movies.
Reviews by 'Eppy'
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with a total of
90
reviews published to date.
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Seabiscuit (2003)
Tough cookie wins races.
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Charming's unhappily ever after.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Run Lola, Jason Run!
Aug 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
X2 (2003)
Nightcrawler hugs and rescues.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
6th Day, The (2000)
Governator attempts self terminattion.
Jul 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Armageddon (1998)
Bruce blows rock up.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Burnt thigh kicks high.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Chicken Run (2000)
Big cock attempts rescue.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Man With The Golden Gun, The (1974)
Scaramanga screws and kills.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Miami Vice (2006)
Cops under (the) cover(s).
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Shark Tale (2004)
Sicilian Sharks. Bada-bing!
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Green ogre prevails again.
Jun 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine turns into werewolf.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
High magnitude Silicon shake-up.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Double-oh junior.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aimee And Jaguar (1999)
Lesbians in love, war.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Aimee And Jaguar (1999)
Lesbians are at war.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Bale-man at 'Bat'.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Lola runs no more.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Tom's cat, Leo's mouse.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Die Hard (1988)
Dirty cop, dapper terrorist.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dr. No (1962)
Bond doctored Doctor's island.
Jul 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)
Where are those pickles!!!???
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Intell analyst saves defector.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Iron Monkey (1993)
Donnie nails corrupt asses.
Feb 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matador, The (2005)
Lonely guns finds friend.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matador, The (2005)
Psychotic killer still functions.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Kung fu soccer flop.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
That's how Will rolls.
Aug 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Civilian instructors? Yeah Right!
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Transporter, The (2002)
Big Bimmer beats baddies.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Futuristic suit zaps Jackie.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine The Vampire Slayer.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Licensed to kill monsters.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Sheep really stack up.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Air Force One (1997)
Mile high combat politician.
Feb 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Behind Enemy Lines (2001)
NATO abandons peacekeeper pilot.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Birds, The (1963)
Birds barrage Bodega babes.
May 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Clerks II (2006)
Mooby's mood swings.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
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Collateral (2004)
Hit-Mann Cruises smooth!
May 8, 2006
Unscored
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Corruptor, The (1999)
Internal affairs investigating Chow?!?!?!??!?!
Mar 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Bond drives Mustang crazily.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
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Die Another Day (2002)
Honey of a Halle.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Air traffic rogue-trollers.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Hans' brother plays Riddler.
Feb 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Face/Off (1997)
Identity switcheroo screwed up.
Mar 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Finding Nemo (2003)
Fishy father on mission.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Flight Of The Intruder (1991)
Lollipop sucker completes mission.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Garden State (2004)
Grave robbing tear jerker.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
GoldenEye (1995)
Thighs nearly kill Bond.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Hamburger Hill (1987)
Dylan the super sergeant.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Hangmen (1987)
CIA kidnaps agent's kid.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
Saddam smashed by piano.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Italian Job, The (2003)
Mark's marauding Mini movie.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Layer Cake (2004)
Bad Bond sells 'eX'.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Licence To Kill (1989)
MI6? Don't need them!
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Live And Let Die (1973)
Bond + Mr. Big= trouble.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Lucky Number Slevin (2006)
Klever Kelevra offs bosses.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
MASH (1970)
Hot headed Hot Lips.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
MASH (1970)
Insane surgeons seek sanity.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Neo does Superman moves.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Miami Vice (2006)
Miami perpetually dark, stormy.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Miami Vice (2006)
Farrell foils Skinhead druggies.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Miami Vice (2006)
Foxx's female fouled up.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
We scream for 'steam'.
May 8, 2006
Unscored
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Munich (2005)
Israeli foreign revenge policy.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
Lazenby butchers Bond legacy.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Dentist becomes unwilling informer.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Slimy Kraken shakes Sparrow.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Dark Depp needs RUM!
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rock, The (1996)
Ex-soldiers want Frisco bombed.
May 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sentinel, The (2006)
Eastern Eurotrash attempts assasination.
Jun 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Owen busts more moves!
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Shanghai Noon (2000)
Owen busts some moves.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Dorky Spidey vs. brainiock.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron (2002)
Equine narrator, misty eyes.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)
Lotus submarine. Real submarines.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Superman Returns (2006)
Super pretty man Routh.
Jul 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Superman Returns (2006)
Lois forgives Clark's departure.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
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Swordfish (2001)
Buses really do fly.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ricky harnesses 'the fear!'.
Aug 8, 2006
Unscored
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Gay Frenchie challenges NASCAR.
Aug 8, 2006
Unscored
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ferrell feels the road.
Aug 8, 2006
Unscored
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Stoner dad inspires kid.
Aug 8, 2006
Unscored
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Troy (2004)
Pretty boy slaughters Trojans.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Under Siege (1992)
Microwave bomb goes boom.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Robot pants = thievery device.
Aug 21, 2004
Unscored
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We Were Soldiers (2002)
Mel becomes Hal Moore.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Balkan babe bamboozles Bond.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
You Only Live Twice (1967)
Bond busts Blofeld's garden.
Mar 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
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