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Reviews by 'Pumpkin'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
544
reviews published to date.
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Matrix, The (1999)
Neo versus Microsoft Windows.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(22)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Sigourney set on stunning.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Mr. Baseball (1992)
Magnum, RBI.
Oct 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Grease (1978)
Lesson: Guys love sluts.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Movie is own sequel.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Should've cloned better actors.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Six tits, no plot.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Evil Dead II (1987)
A farewell to arms.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Enough (2002)
J-Lo divorces. That's believable.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(10)
Back To The Future (1985)
Kid nearly fathers himself.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
About time Kirk dies.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Ugly in any color.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Apollo 13 (1995)
First mistake, taking Bacon.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Rug muncher changes teams.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Same schtick, different chick.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Superman (1978)
Eye glasses= perfect disguise.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Died alone. Who heard?
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Ryder fears Depp's foreplay.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Highlander (1986)
Prize is mortality? Oops.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Cruise sucks. No, blood.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Top Gun (1986)
Tom uses booster seat.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Cast Away (2000)
Reason mail takes forever.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
Mad Max runs daycare.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Big lips ruins wedding.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Borrowers, The (1997)
Damn pixies steal everything.
May 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Director's wife can't act.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Octopussy (1983)
Galore was better Pussy.
May 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Young Darth says 'Yippee'?
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Thinner (1996)
Oral sex causes accident.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Han Solo as Gilligan.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Titanic (1997)
Can't act or swim.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Air America (1990)
Downey taken under wing.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Dark Knight now neon.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Running Man (1987)
Reality TV done right.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Wild Things (1998)
Dillion: luckiest man alive.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Robin Hood (1973)
Maid Marian is foxy!
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Bedazzled (2000)
Satan is a hottie.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Doors, The (1991)
Val breaks on through.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Knightriders (1981)
Horsepower instead of horses.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Tucker annoys another country.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Short Circuit 2 (1988)
Number Five, still alive.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
The Force a virus?
May 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Toy Story (1995)
Cowboy has toy envy.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Frailty (2001)
Angels advise murder spree.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Godfather, The (1972)
Crime family very organized.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
'Harry Potter' for adults.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Dogma (1999)
Kevin Smith, hell bound.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Fight Club (1999)
Thugs start social club.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Prison rape, prison escape.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Blame It On Rio (1984)
Demi's breasts before implants.
May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Dante's Peak (1997)
Mountain smoking? Run dumbasses!
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Faculty, The (1998)
'Breakfast Club' fights aliens.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
FeardotCom (2002)
'The Ring' goes online.
May 6, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Hannibal (2001)
Liotta is brain food.
May 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Combined holidays: Wal-Mart's horror.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Robocop (1987)
$6,000,000 Man's bastard son.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Se7en (1995)
Even psychos read Bible.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Alien (1979)
E.T. eats space truckers.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Aliens (1986)
Aliens served military buffet.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Almost Famous (2000)
Groupies gang bang kid.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bambi (1942)
Mom on hunter's wall.
May 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Bankrobbers bite Bolivian bullets.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Black Plague rocker comedy.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Sleepwalkers (1992)
Felines ruin demon's incest.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Splash (1984)
Hannah smells like tuna.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Westworld (1973)
Robot goes apeshit.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Three kooks chase spooks.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Judd peeks Molly's panties.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Empire Records (1995)
Fast times, record store.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Running fool teaches history.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid penetrates Short/ Ryan.
May 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Future world currency... bananas.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Soldier (1998)
Russell just stands around.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
What About Bob? (1991)
Dreyfuss safer with shark.
May 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
O (2001)
Just another teenage Skakespeare.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Road House (1989)
Dirty dancer whips hicks.
May 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Super Troopers (2001)
Syrup chugging good time.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Trekkies (1997)
Nerds tell their side.
May 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Costner's Ness, big mess.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
About A Boy (2002)
Boy adopts couch potato.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Bad Girls (1994)
Young Guns with boobs.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Tin man seeks heart.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky Mark goes soft.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Con Air (1997)
Advert for death penalty.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Boogie bear befriends boy.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Race for God's lunchbox.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Americans save Brits. AGAIN!
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Stand By Me (1986)
Morbid kids' field trip.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Empire ties the score.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Under Siege (1992)
Beginning of Seagal's end.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Brooks puts on ritz.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Skakespeare's Shrew for dummies.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Abyss, The (1989)
Water does facial impressions.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Boiler Room (2000)
'Glengarry Glen Ross' remake.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Renee's ass gets huge.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Cinderella (1950)
Rides pumpkin, loses shoe.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Brooms. Wands. Pointy hats.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Heathers (1988)
Ryder shoplifts student's lives.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pet Sematary (1989)
Another cursed indian graveyard.
May 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Ransom (1996)
Mad Max gets madder.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 2/5
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