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Reviews by 'Spurting'
Current status of
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with a total of
175
reviews published to date.
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Teen Wolf (1985)
Quick brown Fox jumps.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Fight Club (1999)
Schizomasochistic.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(12)
Interview With The Vampire (1994)
Cruise couldn't reach necks.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Ivan The Terrible Accent.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Terminator, The (1984)
First wooden robot made.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(7)
BMX Bandits (1983)
Cute Kidman, saddle sniffable.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Liz metal not wooden??
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Piss-poor trilogy prequel.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Luke no-longer a bastard.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Total Recall (1990)
More atmosphere than talent.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Frailty (2001)
Bible/ lead pipe basher!
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Spider-Man (2002)
Sticky twat on buildings.
Nov 29, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Unbreakable (2000)
Afro unbalances glass man.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Twisted trip with Harvey.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Jester's Woody gets chop.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Plinking pianos perturb perverts.
Jul 20, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
'Cheesy' start to career.
May 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Ignoring butter. Brando Brilliant.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ronin (1998)
Underrated, unparallelled car chases.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Asian bird blew outbreak.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
51st State, The (2001)
Kilted culture clash comedy.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
8 Mile (2002)
The film = the song.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Horror comedy. Humour scary.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Mole Savages boys face.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Laughable labido led loon.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Sporting Predator tattoos tart.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Bad Taste (1987)
Derek saves the world.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Americans valued over Somalis.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Blade (1998)
Leather clad, black Buffy!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicants reach sell by.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Fraud but not bored.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
City Of God (2002)
'Lock Stock' in Rio.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
A tunefully lit, hid-y-ho.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Barnes bombers bouncing bravery.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Black comedy. Hairy locals.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Davis carrys bikini well.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Frailty (2001)
Hatchet burried in psycho.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
It Follows (2014)
The casual sex 'Ring'
Feb 10, 2018
Unscored
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(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Foreign foray fucks Fiat!!
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
League of improbable gentlefolk.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Stringed pigmy steals software.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Nikita (1990)
Frowning french femme fatal!!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ronin (1998)
Bean out of league.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Saving Grace (2000)
New British cottage industry.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Se7en (1995)
Brads betrothed, boxed bonce.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Splash (1984)
Cheesy romance smells fishy.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Bug brain writes screenplay.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Top Gun (1986)
Cruise screws belly-button.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Withnail & I (1987)
Drunken acting from teetotaller.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Air America (1990)
Looney Gibson in Laos.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
'Chest' bursting with action.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Allen averts ant apocalypse.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
True purple haze horror.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Barb Wire (1996)
Acting tits wearing make-up.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Stone stretches videos internationally.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Winona Ryder tames shrew.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Blue, The (1988)
Mad men match mackerel.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bird On A Wire (1990)
Running, hiding, zoo, romance.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Hype film of massacre.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blade II (2002)
Lame reintro of Whistler.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Never trust coke heads.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bone Collector, The (1999)
Lazy. Ironside used wheelchair.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Boot, Das (1981)
Subs, beards all round.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Classic capers. Buddies blasted.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casino (1995)
DeNero eye-popping fun.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chocolat (2000)
Milk Tray breaks barriers.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Commitments, The (1991)
Paddys, pubs, punch ups.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Contact (1997)
Fine Foster forges friendships.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cube (1997)
Cheese slice classic death.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Die Another Day (2002)
Big budget buggers Bond.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
'Zulu' meets sick puppies.
Nov 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Drowning By Numbers (1988)
Sequential death, fantastic art.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Sniping! Sex scene- why???
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Event Horizon (1997)
Posessed project, kills crew!
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Orange-utang, Clint, equal billing.
Nov 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Macho meatheads inhabit tip.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Spaghetti, balls and sauce.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Homegrown (1998)
Billy-Bob, dope drama.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
DeVinci genius scripted comedy.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Just Visiting (2001)
English version. French slapstick.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Schizophrenic helps little people.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Hopkins hosts spoon sucker.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Pigs in lycra, nice!
Nov 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Mental rules, break hero.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Platoon (1986)
Berenger bastard- Dafoe dead.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Neilsen out of depth.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Improves Gimp sales worldwide.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Scrounging homo paddles Law.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Taxi (1998)
French, fast, fared fun.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Taxi 2 (2000)
Taxi without Petras pants.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
U-571 (2000)
Yanks swipe British credit!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Same old, bar location.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Grommit framed in sidecar.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Cactuses, comedy, tequilla, toss-pots.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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1941 (1979)
Comedic panic post Pearl.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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8 Mile (2002)
Lyric/ dummy spitting hero?
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Kubrick's dream project, wasted.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Anatomy (2000)
Nazis carve pretty corpses.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Beach, The (2000)
Yanks screw paradise again!
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Beach, The (2000)
Greedy cretin kills culture.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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