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Reviews by 'veloc'
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with a total of
700
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Absinthe; hearts grow fonder.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Blade Runner (1982)
Often duplicated, never replicated.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(17)
GoodFellas (1990)
Actually, Pesci amuses me.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Mind-blowing Vietnam experiences.
Mar 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)
Phoebe catches Judge redhanded.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(13)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Botched bridicide begets bloodbath.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993)
Uma Thumbin.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(11)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Sets sights on NRA.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Footie hottie cooks chapati.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Chris Rock: The Germinator.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Ravenous (1999)
Fed up with soldiers.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Schindler's List (1993)
Director atones for E.T.
Dec 17, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Top Gun (1986)
Maverick, wild Goose chase.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Bad News Bears, The (1976)
Rough in the diamond.
Mar 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Biker Boyz (2003)
'Bikes N Da Hood'.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Rifle, gun, fighting, fun.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Truman Show, The (1998)
'It's A Telecast Life'.
Mar 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Posse (1993)
Western given black eye?
Jul 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Top Gun (1986)
Tommie and the Jets.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Paranoid patriarch scrutinizes suitor.
Feb 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Mighty Ducks, The (1992)
Ice guys finish first.
Feb 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Charming freak trims shrubs.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Fight Club (1999)
Basement fisticuffs. Buildings fall.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Lolita (1962)
Sellers's Quilty; Mason's guilty.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Musicians skirt Chicago mob.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Hottie sibs snuff selves.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Batman (1966)
Caped Crusader, sans bitterness.
Jun 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Rooney: Racist Chinese caricature!
Nov 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Herbie Goes Bananas (1980)
Buggin' out in Mexico.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Insider, The (1999)
Pacino smokes out testimony.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Spellbound (2002)
Logorrhea is last word.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Better Off Dead... (1985)
Teenage dork outskis jock.
Sep 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Big Fish (2003)
Dad's life? Details murky.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Guilty By Suspicion (1991)
Director won't name names.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
'Best In (Folk) Show'.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Project X (1987)
Ferris Bueller monkeys around.
Jun 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Rain Man (1988)
Hoffman's aut house movie.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Tin Cup (1996)
Costner, Russo, fore play.
Jun 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scottish need looser jeans.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Tremors (1990)
Them! (but with worms).
May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Badlands (1973)
'In Cold Dakota Blood'.
Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine (1965)
Scientist hatches fembot plot.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Harry And The Hendersons (1987)
Sasquatch, but don't watch.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Naked Lunch (1991)
Typewriters become bugs?! Drugs.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Footrubs are serious business.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Landmark birthday passes unnoticed.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Gladiator (2000)
Stocky Kiwi impresses Romans.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Empty apartment, emptier sex.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Love Actually (2003)
Firth proposes in Portuguese!
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Mystery Men (1999)
Fork thrower, farter, shoveller.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Trekkies (1997)
Fans' obsession exposed, hilariously.
Mar 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Marky delivers the meat.
Dec 11, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(3)
But I'm A Cheerleader (1999)
Parents' gaydar goes off.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Casualties Of War (1989)
Good soldiers don't rape.
Jun 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Caveman (1981)
Starkey almost stark naked.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Dignity triumphs over deformity.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Frankenstein (1931)
Karloff bolts into action!
Apr 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
Woody's wife wants Weller.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Bad News Music Class.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Vertigo (1958)
Acrophobic dick follows chick.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
�Tres c�micos en M�xico!
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, The (1982)
Dolly's boobs buoy bordello.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Crush (2001)
Four shallow, harping viragoes.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Dead Man (1995)
Cleveland accountant heads west.
Nov 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Sarandon without bad habit.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Everyone Says I Love You (1996)
Even the corpse performs!
May 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Madadayo (1993)
Kurosawa's elegant swan song.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Spirited Away (2001)
Brat's parents become swine.
Oct 30, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Watermelon Man, The (1970)
More like melanin man.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
White Heat (1949)
Cagney only trusts mama.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
Shooting hoops, shooting hop.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Boy Wonder chilled out.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 0/5
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(2)
Bicycle Thieves (1948)
Bike (meal ticket) lost.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
Brothers' debut: Texas noir.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bye Bye Brasil (1980)
Soapy Brazilian travelling circus!
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Chicago (2002)
Counsel taps jury's sympathies.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Crazy People (1990)
Honesty in advertising? Insanity!
May 4, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Electra Glide In Blue (1973)
Shorty cop; beautiful desert.
Mar 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Fistful Of Dollars, A (1964)
Yojimbo becomes spaghetti western.
Feb 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
From Hell (2001)
Detective Depp, dozing, delivers.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Must... sell... real... estate.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Mork mentors Beantown genius.
Aug 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman has no tomorrow.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lassie (1994)
Boy's bitch stops rustlers.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Pierrot Le Fou (1965)
Homme's, babysitter's ridiculous getaway.
May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Poindexters outpoint popular pricks.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Total Recall (1990)
Dick's story recalled, poorly.
Jul 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Apartment, The (1960)
Getting ahead, loaning bed.
Jan 31, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993)
'Ernest Goes To Hollywood'.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Detroiter dupes Rosewood, Taggart.
Feb 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Big Chill, The (1983)
Reportedly, Costner was stiff.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon Bonaparte at waterpark!
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Black Caesar (1973)
Scarface, the ghetto version.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Down By Law (1986)
Louisiana trio jailed, free.
Mar 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Double crosses, fedora noir.
Apr 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mummy, The (1932)
Big, bad, and bandaged.
Mar 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Overboard (1987)
Carpenter cons amnesiac bitch.
May 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Plunger peddler's pudding plan.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
White horse tramples Brooklynites.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Robin Hood (1973)
Fox leads tax revolt.
Apr 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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