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Reviews by 'robsalvin'
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with a total of
30
reviews published to date.
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Splash (1984)
Hanks pursues piscine princess.
May 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Good Private Ryan Hunting.
Jun 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
'Care Bears: The Movie'.
May 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Fight Club (1999)
Nutter beats self up.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
American President, The (1995)
Clinton minus sexual harrassment.
May 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Animal House (1978)
Padded bra, dead horse.
May 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Ice-pick, beaver, lesbos, cop-out.
May 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Egomaniac seeks ruthless editor.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
French Connection II (1975)
Popeye does cold turkey.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Ear, In dreams, Mommy!
May 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Curtain-twitcher grasses Mason.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Zipper victim stalks blonde.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Blue danube, Rigsby, D-a-i-s-y.
May 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Warning: Speeding Zombies Ahead.
Jun 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Abyss, The (1989)
Ed Harris versus bubble.
May 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Steroid abuser seeks revenge.
May 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
GoodFellas (1990)
Coke spoils wiseguy party.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kes (1969)
Scruffbag inspired by hawk.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King Kong (2005)
Serkis: Big - Top banana.
Jun 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Life Is Beautiful (1997)
Holocaust not very funny.
May 24, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Minority Report (2002)
Lottery balls for murderers.
Aug 11, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Shine (1996)
Rach III causes nuttiness.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wilder tortures greedy brats.
May 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Apollo 13 (1995)
North American Spaceship Misadministration.
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Big Daddy (1999)
Retard pisses on door.
May 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Bridge Too Far, A (1977)
Bogarde disregards rear guard.
Jul 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Escape To Victory (1981)
Sly between the sticks.
Jun 18, 2007
Unscored
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Importance Of Being Earnest, The (2002)
Careless Earnest loses parents.
Jul 12, 2007
Unscored
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Man Who Would Be King, The (1975)
Harry Palmer crowns Bond.
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Chain-gang, crossroads, paterfamilias, flood.
May 24, 2002
Scored 3/5
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