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Reviews by 'SJ'
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with a total of
19
reviews published to date.
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Army Of Darkness (1992)
Ash-hole teaches screwheads.
Oct 22, 2010
Unscored
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Red Dawn (1984)
The Russians get schooled.
Oct 21, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Road House (1989)
Lotsa beer, Swayze's rear.
Oct 20, 2010
Unscored
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(2)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Pete kills Wooley bully.
Oct 22, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Ash's two axes.
Oct 23, 2010
Unscored
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(1)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Hideous Hinzman harasses house.
Oct 24, 2010
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(1)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Mr. Smith goes...nowhere.
Oct 21, 2010
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Breakfast Club, The (1985)
Bender forgets his pencil.
Oct 21, 2010
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Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Chance of survival? (S)mall.
Oct 22, 2010
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Diary Of The Dead (2007)
Maxwell takes a bow.
Oct 27, 2010
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Harry's hot dog interrupted.
Oct 21, 2010
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Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
NOBODY beats Tank Murdock.
Oct 21, 2010
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Workshed. 'Nuff said.
Oct 28, 2010
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Evil Dead, The (1981)
Tree Rape= Tentacle porn?
Oct 23, 2010
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Halloween (2007)
Michael's big Boo Boo.
Oct 21, 2010
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Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Abomination fetches? Uh... no.
Oct 23, 2010
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Scream (1996)
Neve-r trust the boyfriend.
Oct 20, 2010
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Shooter (2007)
Swagger, walkin', an' Memphis.
Oct 22, 2010
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Shooter (2007)
Swagger gives Payne Pain.
Oct 20, 2010
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