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Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009) |
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Film rated 2.7 / 5
(Guy rating: 2.3 / 5)
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| Creepy, beginning to end. |
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| Victims, audience ingest shit. |
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| Ass to mouth re-suffocation. |
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| Victims between two stools. |
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| Hostages suffer shitty surgery. |
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| Tourists develop shit breath. |
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| Laser produces unusual line. |
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| Centipede has crappy ending. |
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| 'Unlucky Pierre' processes throughput. |
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| Travelers get shit-faced. |
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| Fellowship of the Ring(s). |
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| Doctor Laser's stitching crime. |
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| Ass to mouth regurgitation. |
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| Centipede trilogy's first segment. |
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| Wayward tourists join together. |
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| Film leaves 'sewer' taste! |
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| Tourists. Bunch of shitheads. |
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| Crappy, beginning to end. |
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| Tourists act like butt-heads. |
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| Toilet Tissue Sales Plummet! |
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| Sadistic surgeon splices subjects. |
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| Centipede head, best position! |
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| German doctor creates anthropo-arthropod. |
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| Hapless tourists sutured together. |
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| Tourists share gastric system. |
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| Surgeon has Six imagination. |
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| Dieter indulges ass-to-mouth fetish. |
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| Laser violates Nuremberg Code. |
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| Williams is 'middle piece'. |
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| Coprophagic centipede becomes constipated. |
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| Cronenberg + Pasolini = 'Human Centipede'. |
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| Dieter proffers strict diet. |
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| Abomination fetches? Uh... no. |
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| Tourist trap. Tourist crap. |
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| Doctor's crappy bedside manner. |
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| Tourists keep talking shit. |
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| Mad scientist makes connection. |
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| Surgeon has suck-ass hobbies. |
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| Wayward tourists are kiss-asses. |
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| Captives become shit talkers. |
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| Six creates coprophagics. |
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