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Reviews by 'sefdawg'
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Undead Ed occupies shed.
Jul 30, 2009
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Blind Side, The (2009)
Big Mike on campus.
Jan 23, 2010
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(2)
Hancock (2008)
Will Smith Train Stopping.
Jun 5, 2009
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(2)
Phenomenon (1996)
Cancer has bright side.
Jun 18, 2009
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Tinker Bell (2008)
Tink thinks rules stink.
Aug 21, 2009
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(2)
Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Dead DD's.
Sep 14, 2009
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(2)
American President, The (1995)
President's daughter advises dad.
Jun 10, 2009
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(1)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne beats Big Brother.
Sep 4, 2009
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(1)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
CIA seeks Bourne again.
Aug 15, 2009
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(1)
Bucket List, The (2007)
Nicholson, Freeman get canned.
Aug 25, 2009
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Chasing Amy (1997)
Bro-mance dooms romance.
Oct 20, 2009
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Exit Wounds (2001)
DMX outshines Seagal's scowling.
Jun 19, 2009
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Fireproof (2008)
Dad's dare saves son.
Aug 14, 2009
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Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008)
Golden machines threaten existence.
Sep 25, 2009
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Iron Man (2008)
Tony Stark's zoom suit.
Jul 15, 2009
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(1)
Juno (2007)
From Superbad to Super-Dad?
Jun 11, 2009
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(1)
Last Dragon, The (1985)
80's blaxploitation? Sho'nuff!
Oct 26, 2009
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(1)
Mexican, The (2001)
Pilfered pistol plagues Pitt.
Jun 19, 2009
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(1)
My Fellow Americans (1996)
Segal's Lemmon Garner's laughs.
Jul 4, 2009
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(1)
Secret Life Of Bees, The (2008)
Queen bee = Latifah's August.
Oct 6, 2009
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Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Enter the Footballers.
Sep 14, 2009
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(1)
Spies Like Us (1985)
Doctor's introduction bears repeating.
Nov 2, 2009
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(1)
Step Up (2006)
Juvie sentenced, dancing ensues!
Jul 15, 2009
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Step Up 2 The Streets (2008)
Outsiders win The Streets.
Aug 16, 2009
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(1)
Stripes (1981)
RV = War Machine.
Sep 17, 2009
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(1)
August Rush (2007)
Runaway recovers relatives.
Jul 31, 2009
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Bedtime Stories (2008)
Skeeter spins silly stories.
Sep 30, 2009
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Bart's black, Waco's white.
Feb 13, 2010
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Ebony and Ivory Western.
Feb 13, 2010
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Bloodsport (1988)
Damme's Dux decks duelists.
Aug 25, 2009
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Bodyguard, The (1992)
Whitney likes Costner's sword.
Jul 1, 2009
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Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, The (2009)
Saints slaughter sinners, again.
Jul 17, 2010
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Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Saints slay sinners.
Jul 17, 2010
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Bourne Legacy, The (2012)
Bourne 4 Sequels.
Sep 6, 2009
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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne says Landy's tired.
Aug 16, 2009
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Clerks II (2006)
Clerk does boss' nails.
Nov 2, 2009
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Clerks II (2006)
Pillow Pants revolts Randal.
Nov 2, 2009
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Clerks. (1994)
Dead body gets lucky.
Nov 3, 2009
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Clerks. (1994)
Store's openness assured.
Nov 3, 2009
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Coming To America (1988)
Murphy spars with Hall.
Aug 12, 2009
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Flying Fat fights Fox.
Oct 6, 2009
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Fox = Batman's moral compass.
Sep 25, 2009
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Dazed And Confused (1993)
Mitch scores older girl.
Jun 17, 2009
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Dogma (1999)
Mooby's CEO's smited.
Oct 18, 2009
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Enemy Of The State (1998)
Will outsmarts Big Brother.
Jun 19, 2009
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Enter The Dragon (1973)
Han's hand hacks hero.
Oct 18, 2009
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Expendables, The (2010)
Rourke tats Stallone's back.
Sep 2, 2010
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Facing The Giants (2006)
Pigskin David and Goliath.
Jan 23, 2010
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Few Good Men, A (1992)
Cruise's bat solves case.
Jun 11, 2009
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Four Brothers (2005)
Sweet gets cold shoulder.
Jun 18, 2009
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Gangs Of New York (2002)
Priest meets Butcher's knife.
Oct 6, 2009
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Green Street (2005)
Yank learns English football.
Aug 13, 2009
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Hardbodies (1984)
BBD= Big Breasted Dummies.
Oct 29, 2009
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History Of The World: Part I (1981)
Grass makes centurions groovy.
Feb 13, 2010
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Holes (2003)
Saved by Zero.
Jun 6, 2009
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Hot Fuzz (2007)
Pegg, priest pack heat.
Aug 6, 2009
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Hot Rod (2007)
Evel wannabe saves step-dad.
Jun 7, 2009
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Hot Rod (2007)
Punch dancing clears head.
Feb 20, 2010
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Incredible Hulk, The (2008)
Banner's blood kills Lee.
Sep 25, 2009
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Invincible (2006)
Poor Papale plays pigskin.
Oct 18, 2009
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Hamill as Cockknocker? Brilliant!
Oct 26, 2009
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Jersey Girl (2004)
Carlin gives fatherly advice.
Nov 2, 2009
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Joe Dirt (2001)
Kid Rock hates Dirt.
Jan 22, 2010
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King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters, The (2007)
Wiebe wins. Billy broods.
Oct 28, 2009
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Librarian: Quest For The Spear, The (2004)
Newhart knows kung-fu!
Jan 28, 2010
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Mallrats (1995)
Crappy pretzels ruin show.
Oct 26, 2009
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Max Payne (2008)
Max's demons drug induced.
Sep 2, 2009
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Negotiator, The (1998)
Negotiations fail, Jackson shot.
Jun 11, 2009
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Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
Fluffy search finds love.
Sep 11, 2009
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PCU (1994)
Piven parties, Spade slanders.
Aug 15, 2009
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Predator (1987)
Alien blows Mac's mind!
May 29, 2010
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Primeval (2007)
Reporters hunt huge croc.
Jul 30, 2009
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S.W.A.T. (2003)
Never trust a GAMBLEr.
Jun 11, 2009
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Se7en (1995)
Spacey slays sinful souls.
Jun 11, 2009
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Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Holmes fights off boredom.
Jan 25, 2010
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Shooter (2007)
Swagger kills dogs' killers.
Jun 6, 2009
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Spaceballs (1987)
Yoghurt shills Spaceballs merchandise.
Feb 13, 2010
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Super Troopers (2001)
Rookie Rabbit gets creamed.
Jun 16, 2009
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Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
Black Tiger hits greens.
Oct 6, 2009
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Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
Bay's 'bots surly sequel.
Jul 2, 2009
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Twilight (2008)
Wolf Jacob acts sheepish.
Jan 27, 2010
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Vision Quest (1985)
Matt's an easy bleeder.
Aug 24, 2009
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Waiting... (2005)
Bishop counsels troubled waiters.
Oct 14, 2009
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Waiting... (2005)
Waitress wins penis game!
Oct 14, 2009
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Walking Tall (2004)
Rock, Knoxville deconstruct truck.
Aug 16, 2009
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Wanted (2008)
Wesley out-Foxes Sloan.
Jul 16, 2009
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Zombie Strippers! (2008)
Movie makes Necrophilia attractive.
Feb 18, 2010
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