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Reviews by 'duca2'
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with a total of
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Mom passed; Luke dashed.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Mexican stand-off in Italy.
Nov 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Sexy time with Pamela?
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Luke destroys meters, eggs.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
War hero slays eggs.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason has nightmares?
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(3)
I Am Legend (2007)
Smith explodes on screen.
Jan 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Superbad (2007)
McLovin almost makes love.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Transformers (2007)
Car steals itself?
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Micronesia dude left unharmed.
Jan 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Breakdance fight prevents assassination.
Jan 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Model aint no miner.
Jan 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(3)
300 (2006)
Immortals, not so immortal.
Sep 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Bar brawl: Burnt butts.
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Heathers (1988)
Heather- more popular dead.
May 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
Sandler can't stay gay.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
Max, low on gas.
Oct 12, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Office Space (1999)
Trio trashes faulty fax.
Nov 12, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Superbad (2007)
Cops, girls, love McLovin.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
'Magnum' stops throwing star.
Jan 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Dance off, underpants off.
Jan 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Breakdance fight saves Claymasian.
Feb 1, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Chick magnet, too much!
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
War veteran destroys meters.
Oct 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Con men get conned.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)
Conmen commence conning competition.
Jan 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Four Brothers (2005)
Sweet seeks brothers' blood.
Apr 21, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Child molester vs. child.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason: 1. Freddy: lost.
Nov 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Frequency (2000)
John speaks to himself.
Nov 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Gladiator (2000)
Crowe kills crazy emperor.
Sep 27, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Gold Rush, The (1925)
Tramps WILL eat anything!
Nov 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Good Burger (1997)
Sauce saves Good Burger.
Dec 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Cook cooks for Alba.
Mar 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Dane does countless chicks.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Good Luck Chuck (2007)
Dane decides screwing sucks.
Mar 15, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Ugly remembers nooses well.
Nov 14, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
I Am Legend (2007)
Will Will find cure?
Jan 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
Sandler repays; turns gay.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)
Mr. February: bisexual sexoholic.
Oct 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Patch Adams (1998)
Williams destroys imaginary squirrels.
Nov 12, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Shooter (2007)
Swagger shoots for Vengeance.
Oct 15, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Super Troopers (2001)
Cop molests a bear.
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Super Troopers (2001)
Liter-a-cola hi-jinx.
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Superbad (2007)
McLovin parties with cops.
Sep 23, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Van Wilder (2002)
Wilder: Party animal, entrepreneur.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
300 (2006)
300 battle the world!
Sep 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Big Trouble (2002)
Foster plays squirting game.
Jan 10, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Clyde can't outsmart officers.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Willis whomps German goons.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Revengful brother battles Bruce.
May 24, 2008
Scored 2/5
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Four Brothers (2005)
Brothers battle Detroit.
Apr 1, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Good Burger (1997)
Mondo sabotages secret sauce.
Dec 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Heathers (1988)
Dean- rebel with cause.
May 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Heathers (1988)
Martha gets love note.
May 7, 2008
Scored 5/5
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I Am Legend (2007)
Neville loses dog, life.
Jan 2, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Joe Dirt (2001)
From mullet to dreadlocks.
Oct 31, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Live Free Or Die Hard (2007)
McClane ain't computer savvy.
Mar 28, 2008
Unscored
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Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Baby born; Satan's son.
Apr 19, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Spider pig drops family!
Dec 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Dome dooms Springfield.
Dec 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Sink hole saves Simpsons.
Dec 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Springfield- future Grander Canyon.
Dec 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Massive mob hunts Homer.
Dec 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Motorcycle stunt saves Springfield.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Super Troopers (2001)
De-lousing with powdered sugar?
Sep 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Van Wilder (2002)
Wilder: entrepreneur, student, friend.
Oct 11, 2007
Scored 3/5
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