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Reviews by 'JP'
Current status of
Movie fan
with a total of
16
reviews published to date.
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Citizen Kane (1941)
Has everything. Wants sled.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Mulholland Drive (2001)
Lynch. Some assembly required.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(10)
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
Product placement everywhere! *McDonald's*
May 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
Ship sinks for hours.
May 1, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Craft, The (1996)
Witches think they're cool.
May 1, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Crow, The (1994)
Dead guy kills killers.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Koyaanisqatsi (1982)
Life out of control.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Score, The (2001)
Better than 'Ocean's Eleven'.
May 1, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Crap film. Bouncing norgs.
May 1, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
Guy dies. Wackyness ensues.
May 1, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Robin's disturbingly large codpiece.
May 1, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
CGI exercise. Nice, though.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Memento (2000)
Ordinary film played backwards.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Mummy Returns, The (2001)
CGI Rock acts better.
May 1, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Soylent Green (1973)
Mmm, people. Yum yum.
May 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Swordfish (2001)
Bomb explodes. Rest sucks.
May 1, 2002
Scored 1/5
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