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Reviews by 'mseggs'
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with a total of
55
reviews published to date.
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Superbad (2007)
Cops cock block McLovin.
Jan 10, 2008
Unscored
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(5)
Psycho (1960)
Norman preserves birds, mother.
May 10, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Toolbox Murders (2004)
Victim gets screwed.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
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(3)
Bad News Bears (2005)
Rival team exterminates Bears.
Oct 17, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Chicago (2002)
Kill, lie, sing, dance.
Mar 13, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Mute Dwayne, prepubescent stripper.
Sep 9, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Robin's breast catches fire.
May 26, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Rear Window (1954)
Hitchcock winds clock.
May 1, 2007
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(2)
Accepted (2006)
SHIT gets accepted.
Sep 25, 2007
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(1)
Break-Up, The (2006)
Aniston's Brazilian is noticed.
Jan 21, 2008
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(1)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher loses arms, girl.
Dec 17, 2007
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(1)
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Convicts get/play dirty.
Mar 27, 2008
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(1)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Michael Corleone, pro life.
Mar 31, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Graduate, The (1967)
Boredom occupies track star.
Mar 31, 2007
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(1)
High Noon (1952)
Community cop-out on Cooper.
Nov 7, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Identity (2003)
Multiple personalities, multiple suicides.
Apr 3, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Last House On The Left, The (2009)
Pissed parents turn homicidal.
May 31, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Commies conspire card-playing killer.
Sep 28, 2007
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(1)
Men In Black (1997)
Jones 'flashy things' Smith.
Apr 9, 2008
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(1)
Sandlot, The (1993)
Beast bites boys' balls.
Apr 7, 2008
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(1)
Strangers On A Train (1951)
Hitchcock boards train.
Jan 4, 2008
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(1)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Mohawked DeNiro cleans scum.
Oct 6, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Ship, Jack not unsinkable.
Apr 1, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Diary door to blackouts.
Dec 10, 2007
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Casper (1995)
Christina borders necrophilia.
Dec 1, 2007
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Cast Away (2000)
FedEx's longest marketing technique.
Dec 10, 2007
Unscored
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Corporation, The (2003)
Fanta: drink of Nazi's.
Mar 27, 2008
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Departed, The (2006)
Irish Mafia's rat infestation.
May 19, 2007
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Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Dirty Dozen dwindles down.
Mar 22, 2008
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Terrifying bunny, time-traveling teen.
May 22, 2007
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Eye, The (2008)
Alba's eyes see future.
Mar 6, 2008
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FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
Zack rocks fairy's world.
Apr 6, 2007
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Hostel (2005)
Fingerless man takes revenge.
Oct 1, 2007
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Imagine Me & You (2005)
Singing biker connects lesbians.
Sep 28, 2007
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Juno (2007)
Starts, ends with chair.
Feb 27, 2008
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Keith (2008)
Dying Keith saves Natalie.
May 31, 2009
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Lot Like Love, A (2005)
Oliver makes first move.
Jun 16, 2007
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Memento (2000)
Killer seeks killer.
Mar 31, 2007
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Mercury Rising (1998)
Autistic boy puzzles Willis.
May 7, 2007
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Once Were Warriors (1994)
Grace dies, opens eyes.
Sep 18, 2007
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Over The Hedge (2006)
Rabid squirrel steals cookies.
Mar 9, 2008
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Run Lola Run (1998)
20 minute 100K run.
Mar 17, 2008
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Run Lola Run (1998)
Sheisse, Lola can run!
Mar 17, 2008
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Shadow Of A Doubt (1943)
Hitchcock plays cards.
Dec 14, 2007
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Stand By Me (1986)
Leech is Wil's first.
Mar 30, 2008
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Population control, delicious pies.
Apr 5, 2008
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Sweetest Thing, The (2002)
Diaz chases Peter's peter.
Apr 9, 2008
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Take The Lead (2006)
Detentioned delinquents dance.
Mar 27, 2008
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Take The Lead (2006)
Fox Trot inspires teens.
Apr 14, 2008
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Hockey, turtles shred Shredder.
Mar 10, 2008
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Turtles, ooze, pizza, cowabunga!
Mar 31, 2007
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The Deaths Of Ian Stone (2007)
Ian murdered, won't die.
Mar 31, 2008
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The Deaths Of Ian Stone (2007)
Ian remembers, dies, remembers.
Mar 31, 2008
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Wedding Crashers (2005)
Crashers crash into love.
Apr 1, 2008
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Wild Hogs (2007)
Mild Hogs' mid-life crisis.
Apr 15, 2007
Unscored
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