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Reviews by 'weegee'
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Air Guitar Nation (2006)
No axe to grind.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Hasbros-in-arms.
Sep 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Anvil! The Story Of Anvil (2008)
Vibrator Plays Flying-V.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Don't Eat The Grapes !!!
Mar 7, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bad News Bears, The (1976)
No cup for Tatum.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Boot Camp (2008)
Island of Misfit Teens.
Jan 18, 2011
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deep Throat (1972)
Nixon resigns ... no, wait.
Jul 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Doubt (2008)
Fingernail Flynn strikes again?
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hardcore (1979)
George joshes Jism Jim.
Jul 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
I'm Still Here (2010)
'The Village' Idiot.
Jan 18, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Let The Right One In (2008)
Oskar's invitation stops nosebleeds.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Let The Right One In (2008)
Perpetual preteen punctures pedophile!
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spirit, The (2008)
Tri-colored tripe.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Spun (2002)
Green dog. Green teeth.
Aug 10, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Strangers, The (2008)
Masked murderers like Merle!
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Traci, I Love You (1987)
Barely legal. Merci Traci!
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Trick 'r Treat (2007)
Sam-slain on Samhain.
Jul 1, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wrangler: Anatomy Of An Icon (2008)
Jack wrangles crooner poon.
Jul 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wrestler, The (2008)
Ram: main (cardiac) event!
Jul 1, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
9 Songs (2004)
9 songs. 7 inches?
Aug 3, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Write your own blowjob.
Aug 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
Hot Medusa hardens men.
Aug 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Bruce chews the scenery.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lawn Dogs (1997)
Ranger Devon's stranger danger.
Jun 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lost City, The (2005)
Cuban nightclub crisis.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Nixon (1995)
Quaker prez dupes thee.
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
Pro'log' to television series.
Sep 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Virgin Spring, The (1960)
Flagellation before payback!
Aug 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Jilted jarhead kills star.
Jun 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Bigger, Stronger, Faster* (2008)
Shoot juice. Become governor.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Box, The (2009)
Being and Footlessness.
Sep 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Equus (1977)
Agutter rolls in hay.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
Pazuzu. Zzz.
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(1)
G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra (2009)
Nanomites chew the scenery!
Sep 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hardcore (1979)
Porn progeny protests predestination.
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Last Exorcism, The (2010)
This exorcism film blows-ing.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Phenomena (1985)
Argentomology!
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Requiem For A Dream (2000)
Connelly experiences dildo guilt.
Jun 28, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Stardust (2007)
Gaiman's on the rise!
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Grandma tames Ferrell children.
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Tideland (2005)
Tideland: Tough on trains.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Valkyrie (2008)
Cruise's eye wide shut.
Jun 28, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Braille Bible befuddles bully.
Jul 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Edgeplay: A Film About The Runaways (2004)
The Runaways' Blue movie.
Aug 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Exit Through The Gift Shop (2010)
MBW. OCD. ART? LOL!
Dec 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Inside Deep Throat (2005)
Much ado about sucking.
Jul 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Fox: best fangs forever!
Jun 29, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Onion Field, The (1979)
Savage steals. Seales squeals.
Jun 16, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Return Of The Living Dead III (1993)
Body piercing zombie sizzles!
Oct 25, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Return Of The Living Dead Part II (1988)
Second helping of brains.
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Frank, you're so Transyl-vain!
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spun (2002)
Ephedramatic! F'in traumatic!
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Adventureland (2009)
Love at first panda.
Sep 22, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Bad News Bears, The (1976)
Chico sponsors loveable losers.
Aug 6, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Black Snake Moan (2006)
Lazarus resurrects rebel Rae.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Bridge To Terabithia (2007)
Making believe heals grief.
Jul 6, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Christine (1983)
Plymouth - Christless.
Aug 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
Christian metaphors on ice!
Dec 28, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Crumb (1994)
Zwig-off with Devilgirl's head!
Jul 24, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Death Wish 3 (1985)
Death to Page's soundtrack!
Oct 23, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Deliverance (1972)
James Dickey's hick quickie!
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Edge Of Darkness (2010)
Lactose intolerant daughter avenged!
Jun 18, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Exorcist, The (1973)
Beast fears the priest.
Jun 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Gerry (2002)
Gerry Gerry quite contrary.
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Green Zone (2010)
Bad Data in Baghdad.
Nov 8, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Hot illusion teases Weasley!
Dec 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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It (1990)
Curry vs. coulrophobe kids!
Sep 4, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Kick-Ass (2010)
Lil' assassin's killing passion.
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Land Of The Lost (2009)
A routine vexed perdition.
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Lords Of Dogtown (2005)
Pioneers bring surfing ashore.
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 5/5
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New York Doll (2005)
Killer Kane is able.
Jun 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Nightmare On Elm Street, A (2010)
Pedo for Pyros!
Oct 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)
Daughter does Damien proud.
Aug 15, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Pretty Baby (1978)
On the ragtime yet?
Jun 25, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Quarantine (2008)
Vidal vs. rabid renters.
Jul 1, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Road, The (2009)
Survival Necessities: Compassion. Coca-Cola.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Rocker, The (2008)
Geek's cheeks become chic!
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Runaways, The (2010)
Punk matriarchs' origin story!
May 8, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Saw 3D (2010)
Hacksaw VII!
Nov 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
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School Of Rock, The (2003)
Stickittothemaneosis victims lose battle.
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Serious Man, A (2009)
Gopnik kid digs Slick.
Aug 3, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Shutter Island (2010)
D.I.D.: DiCaprio Identity Disorder.
Jun 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Spiderwick Chronicles, The (2008)
Fencing with the faeries.
Jul 12, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Star Trek (2009)
Spock forgot temporal logic!
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
Insomniac buys lil' chicken.
Aug 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Tenant, The (1976)
Polanski's a basketball head!
Aug 7, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Chainsaw art!!!
Jul 21, 2010
Scored 5/5
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To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
Free the chiffarobe buster!!!
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Twilight Saga: New Moon, The (2009)
Fickle Bella confuses fellas.
Jun 17, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Unforgiven (1992)
Munny gets groove back.
Jun 11, 2010
Scored 5/5
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All The President's Men (1976)
Lovelace namesake rats Nixon!
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 5/5
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American History X (1998)
Smart skinhead regrets swastika.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans, The (2009)
Cage good. 'Lieutenant' bad.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 2/5
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Basketball Diaries, The (1995)
Punk poet pursues piety.
Jul 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Dirk Diggler's dick dirge.
Jul 5, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Crazy Heart (2009)
Road-weary rowdy repents.
Jun 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Duel (1971)
Cat. Mouse. Hammers down.
Jul 23, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Not many hit points.
Jun 12, 2010
Scored 3/5
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Elephant Man, The (1980)
Frederick Treeves. Good? Bad?
Jul 8, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Exorcism Of Emily Rose, The (2005)
Freshman year from hell.
Jun 17, 2010
Scored 5/5
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