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Reviews by 'John Hayes'
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with a total of
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reviews published to date.
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Minority Report (2002)
Psychics take a bath.
Sep 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Signs (2002)
No Sign of entertainment.
Mar 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Elephant (2003)
Arty post-columbine snore-athon.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Shooting down cowboy culture.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Solaris (2002)
Philosophising space phantom melon-twister.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
God gets job back.
Jul 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
Snapper spares cool guys.
Feb 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Wizards, brats, pointy hats.
Jan 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Animal Factory (2000)
Convict misses refuse collection.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Friday Night (2002)
Traffic, stranger, silence, shag.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gosford Park (2001)
Glossy upstairs downstairs wholldoit.
May 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Dull despite Matrix agent.
Jan 7, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Overrated southern gothic dullness.
Nov 14, 2001
Scored 2/5
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Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Taciturn barber smokes heavily.
Jan 11, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Oh dear, Ewan's singing.
Jan 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Zesty casino heist remake.
May 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Running Man (1987)
Generation Game meets 'Robocop'.
May 3, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Ghost befriends screwy kid.
Aug 3, 2000
Scored 4/5
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