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Troy (2004) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Trojan horse bypasses firewall. |
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| Horse, Brad, both wooden. |
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| Homer? Greek shakes spear. |
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| Beware greeks bearing Pitts. |
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| Old story- Paris surrenders. |
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| Fear Greeks bearing gifts. |
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| Acting's Pitt's Achilles' heel. |
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| Big Fight, Greek Wedding. |
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| Troy, a little tenderness. |
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| Trojans lack proper protection. |
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| Greased Greeks look Homersexual. |
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| Where Trojan virus started. |
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| Trojans lack horse sense. |
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| Greek women prefer Trojans! |
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| Powerful Trojans hold seamen. |
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| Floating Trojans pollute beach. |
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| Peterson, Brad's Homerotic nightmare. |
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| Impregnable? Troy horse seamen. |
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| Warriors yell. Trojans hoarse? |
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| Beware: Gift bears Greeks. |
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| Grecian earns, Troy burns. |
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| Big Greek Blood Shedding. |
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| Twist: Trojans inside wood. |
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| Achilles kills with ease. |
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| Trojans slipped on erection. |
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| Helen, Briseis = Trojan whores. |
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| Hector learns about friction. |
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| Achilles shows no Pitt-y. |
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| Achilles' softness Pitt-iful. |
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| Paris surrenders without fight. |
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| B(r)ad, Pittiful Homer adaptation. |
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| Cox releases Greek seamen. |
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| Woody horse ejects seamen. |
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| Trojans prefer barrier method. |
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| Troy Story: Helen cheats. |
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| Brad's suicidal tendon. See. |
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| Wooden horse, wouldn't bother. |
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| Greek erection annihilates Trojans. |
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| Brad's skirt experiences Briseis. |
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| Achilles's lover wrong gender. |
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| Troy, not Paris, burning. |
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| Trojan hectors the Greeks. |
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| Brad, Orlando, Greek gods. |
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| Un-inspired by Homer's Iliad. |
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| Pitt displays Achille's heel. |
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| Petersen sacks the Iliad. |
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| Pitt, Bana, skirts, horse. |
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| Bloom gets Achilles' Heel. |
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