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| Kidman's magical mystery whore. |
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| Leguizamo comes up short. |
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| Satine loves...*cough* *cough*. |
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| Obi-wan canno be singing!? |
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| Dying diva's nothing Toulouse. |
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| Drink Absinthe, see Kylie! |
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| Absinthe; hearts grow fonder. |
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| Kidman kicks, then kicks. |
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| Courtesan can-cans, coughs, croaks. |
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| Luhrmann's style? Conspicuous consumption. |
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| Costumes, choreography glorify prostitution. |
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| Singing! Dancing! Consumption! |
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| Kidman; "Laaa...*cough, splutter*..." |
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| Baz's busy bedazzling bohemia. |
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| Traviata gets trivialized, musically. |
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| Musical extravaganza with whores. |
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| Absinthe, lust, Teen Spirit. |
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| Satine seduces inside elephant. |
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| Long musical, short artist. |
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| Kidman: not TB continued. |
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| Musical diagnosed with ADHD. |
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| Ewan can-can, Nicole can't-can't. |
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| Absinthe present; presence absent. |
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| Nicole can-can, Ewan cannot. |
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| Lavish, anachronistic Fin-de-Siecle Romp. |
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| Leguizamo almost legless. |
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| Musical whores on parade. |
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| Singer hustles for diamonds. |
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| Satine's sick, Christian's heartsick. |
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| Parisian bohemians discover karaoke. |
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| Contagious whore exposes others. |
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| 80's Greatest Hits remixed. |
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| Courtesan converts a Christian. |
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| Songs Luhrmann to Kidman. |
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| Consumption dampens spirited performance. |
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| MTV generation's 'classic musical'. |
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| Directorial masturbation, epilepsy guaranteed. |
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| Baz baztardizes Parisian brothel. |
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| Singing bohemians trip out. |
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| True love: sing bohemian. |
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| Kaleidoscope without story. |
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| Artist's flair is absinthe. |
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| Kidman has Little Toulouse. |
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| Sex for diamonds scandal. |
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| Kidman's exotic, elephantine boudoir. |
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| Obi-Wan wants singing harlot. |
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| Ridiculous musical with Ewan. |
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| Passion, TB consume Nicole. |
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| Incredibly annoying, visual torture. |
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| Bohemian play, bourgeois movie. |
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| Toulouse Kidman, Ewan's tragedy. |
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| Broadbent Prances, Kidman Dances. |
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| Luhrmann's technicolor karaoke spectacle. |
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| Mincy musical with Nicole. |
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| Song, dance, romance, death. |
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| Cortasan falls for writer. |
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| Lovelorn librettist laments loss. |
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| Bohemians rhapsodize in Paris. |
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| Kidman, McGregor, bohemian rhapsodies. |
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| Mourning lover mourns love. |
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| Baz's Paris lacks Hilton. |
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| Singin' Ewan's screwin' Kidman. |
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| Toulouse-Lautrec converts Christian. |
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| Wow, Nicole can can-can!!!! |
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| Baz reinvents film musicals! |
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