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Reviews by 'Xanie'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
221
reviews published to date.
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Lovely Ledger gives guitar.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Dr. T, Dr. Seuss.
Aug 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)
Dr. T(heodore Seuss).
Aug 8, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Alamo, The (2004)
'Yanquis' slaughtered for slavery.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Alamo, The (2004)
Rednecks return cannon ball.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Killed composer's music immortal.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ron can't speak Spanish.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Stinky cologne saves film.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Angela's Ashes (1999)
Writer's Greatly Depressing Limerick.
Sep 7, 2007
Unscored
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August Rush (2007)
Parentless prodigy plays piano.
Apr 10, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Accused rapists, redneck racists.
Nov 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Breakfast At Tiffany's (1961)
Finding love, losing cats.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bubble Boy (2001)
Freaks follow friendly bubble.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kelso can't correct childhood.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher: Crazed and Confused.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Carrie (1976)
Tavolta's trick terrorizes teen.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Jean Claude's Dodds man.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Cold Mountain (2003)
When Minghella met Frazier.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Cold Mountain (2003)
Inman succeeds, then dies.
Oct 5, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Curious Dream, A (1907)
Twain dreams curious things.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Curious Dream, A (1907)
Twain invents American dream.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Daylight (1996)
Diamond thieves destroy tunnel.
Nov 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Daylight (1996)
Sly jumps through fan.
Nov 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Mayall makes Cates crazy.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Drowning Mona (2000)
Midler is murdered Mona.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Drumline (2002)
Cocky Cannon shaves head.
Oct 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Dumbo (1941)
Pachyderm pilot glides gaily.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Dumbo (1941)
Mouse monopolizes gigantic glider.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Election (1999)
About Flick.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Elephant (2003)
School shootings' many angles.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
Emperor's new fur clothes.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fencing (1892)
Kendo's popularization foiled.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
Fairy finds flame fascinating.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
Fairy magic minituarizes man.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Final Destination (2000)
Paranoiac perceives death's pattern.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Flubber (1997)
Wooden bat whacks Weebo.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Little's huge willy.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Funny Face (1957)
Dancing across culture 'Gap'.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Scarlett O'Hair-Up.
Apr 6, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
'The Scarlett Bedder'.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Good Will Hunting (1997)
Hunting hunts good will.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Gremlins (1984)
Cute creatures go crazy.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Gremlins (1984)
Columbus explores Gremlins' hydrophobia.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Halo (2012)
Can Chief kill Covenant?
Nov 7, 2005
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
The (gryffin)Doors, Voldermort Underground.
Dec 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Framed Hagrid's 'Harry' situation.
Feb 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Cold-hearted Lockhart harms memories.
Dec 5, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Earth's explosion=galled girlfriend.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Hours, The (2002)
Suicidal lesbians linked.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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House Of Flying Daggers (2004)
May Mei love JIn?
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Hush (1998)
Poisoned Paltrow goes offroading.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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In Her Shoes (2005)
Sweatshirt inspires wedding dress.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Ivan The Terrible, Part One (1945)
Boyars lie, wife dies.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Ivan The Terrible, Part Two (1958)
Retarded relative attempts arrogation.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Jude (1996)
Sorrowful student covets cousin.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Jumanji (1995)
Kiddy Kirsten rolls dice.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Jungle Book, The (1994)
Wild child does Kitty.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Jungle Book, The (1994)
Kipling couples Kitty, Lee.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Caucasian Samurai, Black Mamba.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Kings, queens, and Queen.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Chi changes Chow.
Oct 1, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Last Emperor, The (1987)
Servant worships prince's feces.
Oct 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Gourd praised, God disrespected.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Crab alters his maxim.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler saves Satan.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
D4: Mighty Demons.
Oct 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Look Who's Talking Too (1990)
Look who's still talking.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Wizard wields strong staff.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring is (Oscar) gold.
Mar 26, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Loser (2000)
Biggs doesn't bring beer.
Sep 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Memoirs Of A Geisha (2005)
Girl grows into geisha.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Modern Times (1936)
Tramp tackles modern machines.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Mucho Mouse (1957)
Jerry is Speedy Gonzales.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
Christmas spirit eludes spirits.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Dreams make Depp die.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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North (1994)
Rabbit educates Elijah.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
7even joins 11.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
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On The Line (2001)
Bross, Bass. Sucks ass.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 0/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Robin gets white hair.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Orange County (2002)
Hanks happiest at home.
Oct 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Undisciplined dandy Dorian dies.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Picture Of Dorian Gray, The (1945)
Painting houses hideous heart.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Pink Blueprint, The (1966)
Big cat construction.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Prince Of Egypt, The (1998)
Slain son freaks Pharaoh.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Lenin leads, Stalin succeeds.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Bolsheviks replace boyars.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Russian Revolution, The (1998)
Russia red-y for revolution.
May 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Sabrina (1954)
Broken-hearted babe breaks egg.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sabrina (1954)
Sulking servant stalks playboy.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Gump returns to battlefield.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Witch wants maidenhead popped.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Saddam's salty balls.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Spellbound (2002)
Swell smarties spell well.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Superman And The Mole Men (1951)
Mole men make mischief.
Oct 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Swan Princess, The (1994)
Swan, a queen, resurrected.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Switching Goals (1999)
Pedophilic coaches prefer blondes.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Tale Of Two Cities, A (1935)
Sydney's suicidal sacrifice.
Mar 28, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Taxi Driver (1976)
'Cabbie in the Rye'.
Mar 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Team America: World Police (2004)
Puppet with wooden penis.
Oct 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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The Electric Grandmother (1982)
Artificial intelligence, authentic grandmother.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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