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Reviews by 'Yenser'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
243
reviews published to date.
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12 Angry Men (1997)
Remake not guilty. Just!
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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39 Steps, The (1935)
Mr Memory-man murdered.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Absolute Power (1997)
Clint spies. Gene dies.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Agatha (1979)
Marples creator loses marbles.
Oct 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Airplane! (1980)
Even makes paedophilia funny.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Alamo, The (1960)
Duke directs dramatic defeat.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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All About Eve (1950)
Baxter brilliant. Davis divine.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Mozart's music makes movie.
Nov 3, 2002
Scored 2/5
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American History X (1998)
Nazi's kid brother dies.
Nov 1, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Beach Red (1967)
Japs piss on GIs.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blow Up (1966)
Redgrave reveals. Hemmings hunts.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Breaking Away (1979)
Pseudo-Italian wins race.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carrie (1976)
Bloody Spacek earns paycheck.
Nov 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Casino (1995)
Pesci persists playing punks.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Stewardesses save serial scammer.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Catch-22 (1970)
Yossarian does a runner.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Chocolat (2000)
Confectionary shop closes down.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Chorus Line, A (1985)
Dickie directs dance drama.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cleopatra (1963)
Burton wrecks Rex's sex!
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Escaper eats everyone's eggs.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Cry In The Dark, A (1988)
Accused Meryl. Neill's down.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Dead Ringers (1988)
Two too many Irons!!
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Devils, The (1971)
Russell, Reed, Redgrave... rivetting!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Bruce bolloxes Bank-job.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Pacino cusses. Cazale fusses.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Double Indemnity (1944)
Life insurance claim rejected.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Dresser, The (1983)
Courtenay outacts Finney's overacting.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ed Wood (1994)
Depp's characterisation has depth.
May 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Fargo (1996)
Car salesman's scheme backfires.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
American truants trash car.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Fearsome fisticuffs. Fabulous film.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Proves yanks like idiots!
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Frenzy (1972)
One-man necktie party.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gauntlet, The (1977)
Clint goes by bus.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Girl On A Motorcycle, The (1968)
Jagger's ex. gets leathered.
Nov 25, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Claustrophobic Bronson jeopardizes breakout.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Great Race, The (1965)
Curtis charms. Lemmon leers.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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High Noon (1952)
Sheriff awaits train arrival.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1939)
Laughton gets the hump.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Kes (1969)
Innocent kid gets caned.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Kind Hearts And Coronets (1949)
Eight parts of Guinness.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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King Kong (1933)
Ape climbs Empire State.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Lair Of The White Worm, The (1988)
More Russell 'arty' softcore.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Brando snaps in Schneider.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
JC dying for shag.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lawrence Of Arabia (1962)
Sharif shoots thirsty guide.
Nov 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lion In Winter, The (1968)
O'Toole shouts, Hepburn acts.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Man Called Horse, A (1970)
Harris. Horses, hardship, hooks.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Man Who Fell To Earth, The (1976)
Bowie, alien! What's new?
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Fat diner shares meal.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Ratso dies on bus.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Bullock becomes believable beauty.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Mrs. Miniver (1942)
Wyler's woolly war weepy.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mummy, The (1999)
Egyptians, pyramids, sphinx... stinks!
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Myra Breckinridge (1970)
Raquel's Myra has balls.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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North By Northwest (1959)
Cary Grant get dusted.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Ocean's 11 (1960)
Sinatra's loot gets burnt.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Old Man And The Sea, The (1958)
Geriatric wastes time fishing.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Oliver Twist (1948)
Young pickpocket makes good.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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One-Eyed Jacks (1961)
Brando shags Malden's stepdaughter.
Nov 18, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Patton (1970)
Prick General slaps Private!
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Pinocchio (1940)
Toy boy tells lies.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Primates provide promising premise.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Portnoy's Complaint (1972)
It's a wank film.
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 1/5
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Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Hackman frowns, Shelley drowns.
Nov 13, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie, The (1969)
Sexy Scottish schoolmistress 'sacked'.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Pushing Tin (1999)
Planes and marriages endangered.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Railway Children, The (1970)
Spy's kids stop train.
Dec 4, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Rio Bravo (1959)
Ricky, Dino serenade Duke.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Room At The Top (1959)
Council clerk shags virgin.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Rope (1948)
Hitchcock without hitch... not!
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Fiends furtively fuck Farrow.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ryan's Daughter (1970)
John Mills forgets lines.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Saturday Night And Sunday Morning (1960)
Finney's never beaten Seaton.
Dec 5, 2002
Scored 5/5
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School For Scoundrels (1960)
Potter's ploys perfectly portayed.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Novice nun leads hike.
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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Straw Dogs (1971)
Dustin fucks Susan's fuckers.
Aug 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Winger whinges and dies.
Nov 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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There's A Girl In My Soup (1970)
Goon gets groom's goodies.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Tin Men (1987)
Car crash causes chaos!
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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True Lies (1994)
Arnie in a tux!!!
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Twins (1988)
Unidentical twins. Unfunny film!
Nov 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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Vikings, The (1958)
Coarse Norse cause naus.
May 22, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Sinatra misses the train.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962)
Crawford cracks, cries, dies.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Witness (1985)
Ford falls for farmer.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Judy Garland falls asleep.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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African Queen, The (1951)
Bogey's boat beats Bosche.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Alive (1993)
Rugby team go down.
Jan 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Amistad (1997)
Spielberg's slave saga. Stunning.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Apartment, The (1960)
Lemmon shivers, colleagues shag.
Dec 6, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Arthur (1981)
Pissed-off pisshead pissed.
Jun 23, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Beaches (1988)
Midler's singing kills Hershey!
Nov 14, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Meyer's mammoth mammaries movie.
Nov 15, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Big Country, The (1958)
Peck picks poor partner.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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Billy Budd (1962)
Sailor stutters snaps.... swings!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962)
Jailbird becomes ornithologist.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boston Strangler, The (1968)
Women die for Curtis.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Breast Men (1997)
Plastic surgery, wooden script.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Carry On Spying (1964)
Babs' first 'Carry On'.
Apr 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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