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Wolfgang Petersen
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Troy

(2004)
257 reviews
Film rated 3.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)  (Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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To Helen back.
LPH 
  Vote (95)   
Paris on knees, again.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (51)   
Trojan horse bypasses firewall.
RockGolf 
  Vote (48)   
Time wounds all heels.
ThunderJesus 
  Vote (47)   
Based on Troy story.
bife 
  Vote (40)   
Brad pulls off Trojan.
Sean 
  Vote (39)   
Troy to stay awake.
GHcool 
  Vote (34)   
Horse, Brad, both wooden.
Chris C 
  Vote (33)   
Sand Pitt.
Real-life Lisa 
  Vote (32)   
Life of Priam.
Chris C 
  Vote (31)   
Homer? Greek shakes spear.
bife 
  Vote (31)   
Greeks wanna dis Troy.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (31)   
Bana gives 'em Hector.
AC 
  Vote (31)   
Beware greeks bearing Pitts.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (30)   
Fear Greeks bearing gifts.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (28)   
Old story- Paris surrenders.
LPH 
  Vote (28)   
ATroycious.
shoon 
  Vote (27)   
Acropolis Now.
MFNickster 
  Vote (27)   
Acting's Pitt's Achilles' heel.
GHcool 
  Vote (26)   
Troy soldiers.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (25)   
Big Fight, Greek Wedding.
Sludge 
  Vote (25)   
Paris makes Pitt stop.
bife 
  Vote (24)   
Brad + skirts = Trojans!
Obie 
  Vote (24)   
Big Fat Greek War.
GHcool 
  Vote (21)   
Troy, a little tenderness.
Alan Smithee 
  Vote (21)   
Trojans lack proper protection.
GHcool 
  Vote (20)   
Greased Greeks look Homersexual.
Montacute 
  Vote (19)   
Helen used a Trojan.
Sean 
  Vote (19)   
The Iliad For Dummies.
Batty 
  Vote (18)   
Seamen get by Trojan.
Hazie 
  Vote (18)   
Where Trojan virus started.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (18)   
Greek women prefer Trojans!
Amz 
  Vote (17)   
Trojans lack horse sense.
damalc 
  Vote (17)   
Helen comes with Trojan.
Sean 
  Vote (17)   
Troy Story.
Ali 
  Vote (16)   
Trojans come in Jiffy.
randall 
  Vote (16)   
The Trojan whores.
Anne 
  Vote (16)   
Brad makes histroy.
Montacute 
  Vote (16)   
Powerful Trojans hold seamen.
blueduck 
  Vote (16)   
Floating Trojans pollute beach.
Sludge 
  Vote (15)   
Mycenae dead people.
Gentleman Ghost 
  Vote (14)   
Peterson, Brad's Homerotic nightmare.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (14)   
Pitt hits Homer.
dlanod 
  Vote (13)   
Impregnable? Troy horse seamen.
knockmesilly 
  Vote (13)   
The Greeks attack Paris.
bife 
  Vote (13)   
Big Fat Greek Invasion.
Satan!c Hamster 
  Vote (12)   
Fight Club 1200 BC.
DavidMcO 
  Vote (12)   
The silly-ad.
Chopper 
  Vote (12)   
Brad-iator.
Cheddar's Finest 
  Vote (12)   
Sleeping with the enemy.
LPH 
  Vote (12)   
Warriors yell. Trojans hoarse?
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (12)   
Beware: Gift bears Greeks.
rri1 
  Vote (12)   
Big Greek Blood Shedding.
Obie 
  Vote (11)   
Achilles: he'll weaken.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (11)   
Grecian earns, Troy burns.
GHcool 
  Vote (11)   
Orlando blooms in Paris.
bife 
  Vote (11)   
Twist: Trojans inside wood.
D Dragon 
  Vote (11)   
Trojans slipped on erection.
noncentz 
  Vote (10)   
Helen, Briseis = Trojan whores.
GHcool 
  Vote (10)   
Achilles- 'e's a killer.
Chris C 
  Vote (10)   
Homerian epic is Pitts.
turrell 
  Vote (10)   
Brad Pitt, short skirt.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (10)   
War. Horse.
koudy 
  Vote (10)   
War is bloody Helen.
redglow4 
  Vote (10)   
Achilles kills with ease.
Real-life Lisa 
  Vote (10)   
Hector learns about friction.
Lindsey K 
  Vote (9)   
Brad comes inside horse!
djw1973 
  Vote (9)   
Achilles' softness Pitt-iful.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (9)   
Paris surrenders without fight.
bife 
  Vote (9)   
Achilles shows no Pitt-y.
GHcool 
  Vote (9)   
Woody horse ejects seamen.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (8)   
Trojans prefer barrier method.
Anthony 
  Vote (8)   
Armed Pitt. Sweaty.
brian 
  Vote (8)   
Cox releases Greek seamen.
blueduck 
  Vote (8)   
Olive Pitt.
Cheese_Ed 
  Vote (8)   
Brad on high horse.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (8)   
B(r)ad, Pittiful Homer adaptation.
Mr Savoir Faire 
  Vote (8)   
Wooden horse, wouldn't bother.
Anonymous  
  Vote (7)   
Greek erection annihilates Trojans.
mucklady 
  Vote (7)   
Dis Troy destroyed.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (7)   
Killing Hector's a drag.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Wooden horse do trick?
Koli 
  Vote (7)   
Pitt penetrates Trojan.
LPH 
  Vote (7)   
Brad's skirt experiences Briseis.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Brad's suicidal tendon. See.
Sludge 
  Vote (7)   
Troy Story: Helen cheats.
The Person who... 
  Vote (7)   
Troy and try again.
noncentz 
  Vote (7)   
Pitt makes me ill(iad).
The Amazing Rando! 
  Vote (6)   
Trojan hectors the Greeks.
bife 
  Vote (6)   
Brad's a bit horse.
Canklefish 
  Vote (6)   
Troy, not Paris, burning.
rockfsh 
  Vote (6)   
Hector Troyed his best.
koudy 
  Vote (6)   
Achilles's lover wrong gender.
BedheadGal 
  Vote (6)   
Pitt: heel kill ya.
damalc 
  Vote (5)   
Pitt's heel won't heal.
Downtown 
  Vote (5)   
A Horse-on Wheels Production.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (5)   
Pitts Achilles against Hector
rockfsh 
  Vote (5)   
Brad, Orlando, Greek gods.
Corduroy Pillow 
  Vote (5)   
Pitt displays Achille's heel.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (5)   
Un-inspired by Homer's Iliad.
Jens 
  Vote (5)   
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