|
| Thirty-something teenagers. |
|
|
|
|
| 'The Outsiders' with songs. |
|
|
|
|
| Slick musical, slicker hair. |
|
|
|
|
| Grease: Tease goes Sleaze! |
|
|
|
|
| Newton-John gets John's johnson. |
|
|
|
|
| Summer Sweetheart: Spring Slut. |
|
|
|
|
| Extremely old teenagers sing. |
|
|
|
|
| Hopelessly devoted to Zu(ko). |
|
|
|
|
| Knickie knervous about knewborn. |
|
|
|
|
| Actors Sha-na-not really teenagers. |
|
|
|
|
| Geriatric actors portray teens. |
|
|
|
|
| Teenagers dance this much?! |
|
|
|
|
| Miss Brooks now principal. |
|
|
|
|
| Pink Ladies corrupt innocence. |
|
|
|
|
| Original High School Musical. |
|
|
|
|
| Herniating outfit saves romance. |
|
|
|
|
| Travolta before talking babies. |
|
|
|
|
| Olivia sewn into clothes. |
|
|
|
|
| Spawned bad karaoke worldwide. |
|
|
|
|
| Greasers dance like masturbating. |
|
|
|
|
| Sandy gets 'Extreme Makeover'. |
|
|
|
|
| Olivia Newton-John Travolta. |
|
|
|
|
| Olivia wears spray-on catsuit. |
|
|
|
|
| Greaser gets goody-goody. |
|
|
|
|
| Kenickie avoids child support. |
|
|
|
|
| Thirtysomethings playing high-schoolers? |
|
|
|
|
| 1950's, seen from 1970's. |
|
|
|
|
| Pink kicks/spreads heels. |
|
|
|
|
| Greased Lightening lacks electricity. |
|
|
|
|
| Middle-aged Greasy teens. |
|
|
|
|
| John sings with Newton-John. |
|
|
|
|
| Rizzo Pregnant? False alarm. |
|
|
|
|
| Travolta's pants; genital clamps. |
|
|
|
|
| John, Olivia hopelessly devoted. |
|
|
|
|
| Vastly overrated Fifties musical. |
|
|
|
|
| Musical and cinematic diarrhea. |
|
|
|
|
| Travolta struts, Sandy swoons. |
|
|
|
|
| Sandy's, Danny's songs contradict. |
|
|
|
|
| Grease lightning strikes. |
|
|
|
|
| Rizzo gets period. Hooray! |
|
|
|
|
| Slimeball smears clean girl. |
|
|
|
|
| Slimeball's cream causes friction. |
|
|
|
|
| The oily fifties, recaptured. |
|
|
|
|
| Dancin, in Nifty Fifties. |
|
|
|
|
| Barbarino becomes Fonzie, sings. |
|
|
|
|
| Travolta's high school musical. |
|
|
|
|
| John and Newton-John unite. |
|
|
|
|
| Dancing debutantes, hotrodders, hairstylists. |
|
|
|
|
| Channing's 'accident' steals show. |
|
|
|
|
| Cars and characters tuned. |
|
|
|
|
| Elicited Olivia Newton yawns. |
|
|
|
|
| Danny's jockish, Sandy's slutty. |
|
|
|
|
| Greased Hair, Greased Lightning. |
|
|
|
|
| Olivia looks like Barbie. |
|
|
|
|
| Travolta fancies Newton-John. |
|
|
|
|
| Aussie prude + greasy dude. |
|
|
|
|
| Olivia, Travolta get physical. |
|
|
|
|
| Summer lovin' happens slow. |
|
|
|
|
| Gang rivalry, Rydell High. |
|
|
|
|
| Middleage actors play youths. |
|
|
|
|
| A 1950's nostalgia musical. |
|
|
|
|
| Sexist lowbrow American mouthwash. |
|
|
|
|
| Adolescents sing their troubles. |
|
|
|
|
| Teenage tarts grind greasers! |
|
|
|
|
| Thirtysomethings masquerading as teenagers. |
|
|
|
|
