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English Patient, The (1996) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.2 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.2 / 5)
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| Fiennes falls apart, literally. |
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| Crash. Chap. Chick. Crap. |
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| Fiennes caused 'burning sensation'. |
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| Adultering Fiennes dies mapping. |
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| Caravaggio's painting career curtailed. |
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| English patient not 'Fienne'. |
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| Charred cartographer loses lover. |
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| Adulterous Almásy loses face. |
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| Fiennes flies, time doesn't. |
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| Fiennes crashes and burns. |
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| One cartographer, extra crispy. |
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| Fiennes's medium rare romance. |
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| Fiennes tests audience's Patience. |
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| Binoche befriends fried Fiennes. |
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| Watching Patient requires patience. |
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| Thumbless Dafoe seeks revenge. |
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| Colin's crash kills Kristin. |
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| The Hungarian Cartographer. |
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| Stymied limey flies, dies. |
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| Patience fried. So's patient. |
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| Fiennes's 'well done' romance. |
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| Binoche swings, takes Oscar. |
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| Fiennes's pilot is toast. |
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| Mapmaker claims suprasternal notch. |
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| Fiennes smolders onscreen. |
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| Fiennes ralphs, finally dies. |
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| Canadian nurse suffers Fiennes. |
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| Pilot impersonates steak flamb�. |
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| Count slightly over-cooked. |
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| Charred patient tells tale. |
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| Fiennes's face stops clocks. |
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| Enticing elle euthanizes 'Englishman'. |
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| English mapmaker shares story. |
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| War, injury con-Feinnes Ralph. |
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| Face becomes less Fiennes. |
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| Firth spurned, Fiennes burned. |
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| Fiennes, Firth, face off. |
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| Chick flick requires patience. |
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| Like 'Casablanca' in reverse. |
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| Philandering flyboy cartographer crashes. |
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| Does Binoche Fiennes love? |
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| Fiennes flies, Fiennes dies. |
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| Spy infiltrates Sand Club? |
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| Fried Fiennes' fervid flashbacks. |
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| Magyar mislays moonlighting Mrs. |
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| Ralph Fiennes, flies, crashes. |
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| Binoche flies, Fiennes crashes. |
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| Beautiful. Sprawling. Romantic. Boring. |
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| Binoche nurses fried pilot. |
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| Alm�sy burned, tells story. |
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| Fiennes crashes pilot episode. |
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| Binoche has Fiennes whine. |
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| Beautiful tragic war weepie. |
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| Fiennes loses body, lover. |
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| Smitten cartographer aids Nazis. |
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| Fried Fiennes isn't fine. |
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| Fiennes smoulders, celluloid burns! |
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| Ralph's Feinnely charbroiled. |
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| Fiennes needs flying lessons. |
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| Crispy Englishman recants past. |
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| Nazis create pianist deathtrap. |
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| Fiennes: fantastic deathbed performance. |
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| Ralph Fiennes's desert passion. |
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| Long, slow, boring death. |
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