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Comedy, Drama, Romance
John Schlesinger
Tom Ropelewski
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Madonna
Rupert Everett
Benjamin Bratt
Illeana Douglas
Michael Vartan
Josef Sommer
Malcolm Stumpf
Lynn Redgrave
Neil Patrick Harris
Mark Valley
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Next Best Thing, The

(2000)
26 reviews
Film rated 1.1 / 5  (Chick rating: 2 / 5)  (Guy rating: 0.8 / 5)
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Madonna: Maternal Girl.
Demisemicenturian 
  Vote (17)   
Fag-hag shags fags.
shoon 
  Vote (10)   
Madonna desperately seeking spoonin'.
Larry 
  Vote (8)   
Everett's sexuality immaterial girls.
Rovark 
  Vote (5)   
Faghag Madge hideous surrogate.
AC 
  Vote (5)   
From beer to maternity.
risingstar1919 
  Vote (5)   
Any dick will do.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (2)   
Madonna will screw anybody.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (2)   
Gay = unfit for parenting?
turrell 
  Vote (2)   
Everett: one-boink daddy!
randall 
  Vote (1)   
Gay mate becomes playmate.
noncentz 
  Vote (1)   
Fag-hag steals child.
bubbahotep 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna fucks Everett, too.
MguyXXV 
  Vote (1)   
Woman wants gay man.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Madonna ludicrous as fag-hag.
Downtown 
  Vote (1)   
Gay man impregnates Madonna.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (1)   
Fag hag and Bratt.
jeep 
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Schlesinger's last worst thing.
Please Kill Me Now 
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Madonna's brat, romances Bratt.
MelissaS 
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Madonna's biological clock ticks.
Conan The Westy 
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Madonna romances gay friend.
Tori 
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Madonna's improbable hom-aculate conception.
calmer 
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Madonna: disloyal fag hag.
Little Old Lady... 
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Madonna finishes straight men.
me 
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Madonna's peers are queer.
Batty 
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Schlesinger's embarrassing farewell.
mumbles 
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