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Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989) |
| 75 reviews |
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Film rated 4 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.7 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.9 / 5)
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| Nudity, lewdity, rudity, foodity. |
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| Color-coded culinary carnality. |
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| Thief's wife's lover cooked. |
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| Bookworm resists indigestible verbiage. |
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| Mirren pauses between courses. |
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| Adultery? The Mirren Crack'd. |
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| Mirren's dangerous liaison. |
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| Restaurateur's marketing improbably successful. |
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| Jacobean tragedy, anti-Thatcher allegory. |
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| Barbarous entrepreneur eschews literature. |
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| Thief's Wife Cooks Lover. |
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| Middle-aged Mirren voluptuously nude. |
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| Cuckold samples roast penis. |
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| Cloth, Roth, greed, lust. |
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| Plastered bastard consumin' human. |
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| Food, sex, death. Greenaway. |
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| Revenge in Gaultier couture. |
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| Baddie eats spotted dick. |
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| Mirren mistakenly goes naked. |
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| Sex, death, culinary masterpiece. |
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| Mirren avenges lover's death. |
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| Mirren circumsises husband closely. |
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| Bake. Steal. Cheat. Cuckold. |
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| Mirren sneaks romantic dinner. |
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| Pretentious catering cock-up. |
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| Various appetites joylessly sated. |
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| Greenaway chews open mouthed. |
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| Grand bouffe: truly crass. |
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| Greenaway's p�nis de r�sistance. |
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| Wife's revenge: forced cannibalism. |
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| Gangster's bird seduces bookseller. |
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| Thief forcefeeds Lover literature. |
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| Castrato singer swallows buttons. |
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| Greenaway serves stand-out dinner. |
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| Gambon: The Browning Version. |
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| Adultery's hard to swallow. |
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| Greenaway's symbolism goes overboard. |
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| Mobster gets just desserts. |
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| Cuckolded crook eats cock. |
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| An appetite suppressing masterpiece. |
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| Adultress has dishy paramour. |
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| Astonishing parable of politics. |
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| Greenaway's overdesigned gore-fest. |
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| Mirren parades Rubenesque figure. |
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| Penile cannabalism is fatal. |
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| Nyman's score underscores carnivores. |
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| Food, books and betrayal. |
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| 44-year-old Mirren's full monty! |
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