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Crime, Mystery, Thriller
David Lynch
David Lynch
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Isabella Rossellini
Kyle MacLachlan
Dennis Hopper
Laura Dern
Hope Lange
Dean Stockwell
George Dickerson
Priscilla Pointer
Frances Bay
Jack Harvey
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Blue Movie

Blue Velvet

(1986)
106 reviews
Film rated 3.9 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.1 / 5)
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Heineken? Pabst. Blue. Ribbon.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper: Vlad the inhaler?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Jeffrey Nothing gets something
Marshall G 
  Vote (1)   
Stroke victim gets hosed
Marshall G 
  Vote (1)   
I Am Curious (Kyle).
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Isabella cleans Kyle's pipe.
kolo 
  Vote    
Ear for the surreal!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Rossellini fellates intruder MacLachlan.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Peeping Kyle spies Isabella.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Jeffrey's no ordinary ear-o.
ThatwoodBTelling 
  Vote    
MacLachlan does 'chicken walk'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Frank drinks to fucking.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Isabella sings Bobby Vinton.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Stockwell weirder than Hopper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Isabella Rossellini exmulates jaybird.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Heineken voyeur strikes again!
weegee 
  Vote    
Ear lies, Lynchian depravity.
Paddy C 
  Vote    
Pabst Blue Hopper.
durianfan 
  Vote    
Rossellini avoids eye contact.
Wilson Flanges 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper needs some air.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
Suburbia gets Lynch-ed.
belialtwin 
  Vote (1)   
Dorothy Vallens-sing act.
belialtwin 
  Vote    
Severed Ear is Lynchpin.
AuggieWren 
  Vote (6)   
Hopper snorfels amyl nitrate.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Freudian masochistic mastery.
Rach 
  Vote    
Hopper going frank.
seven 
  Vote    
Kyle's a closet case.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Bad man and robin.
soda 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper hops on Isabella.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper: offscreen ear lopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (8)   
Hopper + Stockwell = Twin Freaks.
HotSprocket 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper is Frankly terrifying.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
The Tell-Tale Ear.
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Lynch's love letter: legendary.
robmesure 
  Vote (2)   
Vile Kyle, Hopper shocker!
likeitis 
  Vote    
Oxygen necessary to climax.
redPen 
  Vote (3)   
Lumberton suffers ear-ie happenings.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Ear, fears, tears, Ben.
calmer 
  Vote    
Hopper hits the gas.
warrior 
  Vote    
Kyle discovers eerie undercurrents.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (5)   
Kinky Hopper + masochistic Rossellini.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Isabella naked on lawn.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kyle released from closet.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (19)   
Hopper is a gas!
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
Ear goes the neighbourhood.
mampers11 
  Vote (18)   
Depraved Dennis delivers, darkly.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Intro aural; nitrous oral.
boneman 
  Vote (2)   
Dennis Hopped-up on oxygen.
Lobo 
  Vote    
It's a bloody ear'ole!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Creepy gangster crushes lust.
stellawine 
  Vote (1)   
Kyle sleuths Frank Booth.
gobsmacker 
  Vote    
Rossellini averts her eyes.
Dante 
  Vote    
From Ear to Perversity.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (12)   
Stockwell mimes Orbison tune.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ear-ie, Lynching Hopping mad.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Lynch's 'Dennis the Menace'.
Badbart 
  Vote (1)   
MacLachlan is closet pervert.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper inhales aphrodisiac.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ear-ly Lynch Masterpiece.
bennyr81 
  Vote (5)   
Hopper: Pabst, blue, ribbing.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Ear found. Sanity lost.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Velvet, language both blue.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Psychotic gassed velvet obsession.
stellawine 
  Vote    
Dern can not cry.
alisia 
  Vote    
Isabella gets Lynched.
mumbles 
  Vote (2)   
Hoarse whisperer scares Isabella.
DELO 
  Vote (4)   
Lynch's nightmare on suburbia.
blueduck 
  Vote (3)   
Van Gogh visited field?
Montgomery 
  Vote (6)   
MacLachlan encounters nitroused Hopper.
turrell 
  Vote (5)   
Lynch + Hopper + Stockwell = nightmares.
Jymkata 
  Vote    
Hopper's comeback role: creepy!
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Found ear, sociopath near.
filmini 
  Vote (1)   
Orbison music made creepy.
Real-life Lisa 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper bends MacLachlan's ear.
gilbytron 
  Vote    
Lynch's Field Of Ears.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Another earie Lynch film.
Downtown 
  Vote (9)   
Frank sexuality.
punz 
  Vote (5)   
Hopper inhales, impales.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (15)   
Dennis all Hopped up.
McKorkel 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper behaves 'normally'... deranged.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote    
Lynch's quaint family film.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Ear today, gun tomorrow.
noncentz 
  Vote (11)   
Severed ear reveals secrets.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Hopper, Stockwell - bad neighbors.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper hates Heineken beer.
eeyore19 
  Vote (2)   
Rossellini sings about textiles.
Nick 
  Vote (6)   
Lynch lends an ear.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Watch sadist from closet.
veloc 
  Vote    
Hardy Boys, meet Lynch.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (3)   
S+M on gas.
Batty 
  Vote    
Hopper curses Blue streak.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (2)   
Middle-American dark secrets Lynched.
Sean 
  Vote (7)   
Hopper horrible huffing hepcat.
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
Hopper's successful sober comeback.
jinx 
  Vote    
Hopper's hitman has gas.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Hopper NOT weirdest character.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Teenager kills an asthmatic.
Saki 
  Vote (4)   
Psycho Hopper sucks nitrous.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Peeper meets masochist, sadist.
forcor 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper needs more oxygen.
evilapple 
  Vote (1)   
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