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Crime, Mystery, Thriller
David Lynch
David Lynch
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Isabella Rossellini
Kyle MacLachlan
Dennis Hopper
Laura Dern
Hope Lange
Dean Stockwell
George Dickerson
Priscilla Pointer
Frances Bay
Jack Harvey
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Blue Movie

Blue Velvet

(1986)
106 reviews
Film rated 3.9 / 5  (Chick rating: 3.3 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.1 / 5)
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Watch sadist from closet.
veloc 
  Vote    
Hardy Boys, meet Lynch.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (3)   
Bad man and robin.
soda 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper is a gas!
Yukon 
  Vote (7)   
Hopper bends MacLachlan's ear.
gilbytron 
  Vote    
Frank sexuality.
punz 
  Vote (5)   
Heineken voyeur strikes again!
weegee 
  Vote    
Hopper's successful sober comeback.
jinx 
  Vote    
Lynch's nightmare on suburbia.
blueduck 
  Vote (3)   
Lynch + Hopper + Stockwell = nightmares.
Jymkata 
  Vote    
Nasty doings in Lumberton.
Barfly 
  Vote    
Psycho Hopper sucks nitrous.
Al Swearengen 
  Vote    
Hopper hates Heineken beer.
eeyore19 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper's comeback role: creepy!
randall 
  Vote (2)   
Lynch's smalltown freak show.
big g 
  Vote (1)   
Kyle released from closet.
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (19)   
Lynch's love letter: legendary.
robmesure 
  Vote (2)   
Peeper meets masochist, sadist.
forcor 
  Vote (1)   
Rossellini sings about textiles.
Nick 
  Vote (6)   
Hopper: Vlad the inhaler?
BaftaBaby 
  Vote (3)   
Lynch's quaint family film.
Joe Blevins 
  Vote (1)   
Middle-American dark secrets Lynched.
Sean 
  Vote (7)   
Orbison music made creepy.
Real-life Lisa 
  Vote (2)   
MacLachlan is closet pervert.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Isabella sings Bobby Vinton.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Peeping Kyle spies Isabella.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kinky Hopper + masochistic Rossellini.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hopper is Frankly terrifying.
demonic 
  Vote (11)   
Kyle's a closet case.
Canklefish 
  Vote (2)   
Ear, In dreams, Mommy!
robsalvin 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper hops on Isabella.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote (1)   
Dennis Hopped-up on oxygen.
Lobo 
  Vote    
Hopper needs some air.
Canklefish 
  Vote (3)   
MacLachlan does 'chicken walk'.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ear for the surreal!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hopper behaves 'normally'... deranged.
Spontaneous Hum... 
  Vote    
Hopper's hitman has gas.
MguyX 
  Vote    
Hopper, Stockwell - bad neighbors.
Ken 
  Vote (1)   
Stockwell mimes Orbison tune.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Kyle discovers eerie undercurrents.
Beanmimo 
  Vote (5)   
Stockwell weirder than Hopper.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
S+M on gas.
Batty 
  Vote    
Lynch's Field Of Ears.
AC 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper snorfels amyl nitrate.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Lynchian bizarre murder mystery.
Julie Chorgo-Gi... 
  Vote    
Intro aural; nitrous oral.
boneman 
  Vote (2)   
Hopper needs more oxygen.
evilapple 
  Vote (1)   
Lynch lends an ear.
Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Frank drinks to fucking.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Rossellini fellates intruder MacLachlan.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Heineken? Pabst. Blue. Ribbon.
Sludge 
  Vote (1)   
Isabella naked on lawn.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Hopper inhales aphrodisiac.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Severed ear reveals secrets.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
Teenager kills an asthmatic.
Saki 
  Vote (4)   
Ear today, gun tomorrow.
noncentz 
  Vote (11)   
Hopper curses Blue streak.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (2)   
Lynch's 'Dennis the Menace'.
Badbart 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper going frank.
seven 
  Vote    
Hopper inhales, impales.
lemmycaution 
  Vote (15)   
Agent Cooper finds ear.
victoria 
  Vote    
Ear lies, Lynchian depravity.
Paddy C 
  Vote    
Dennis all Hopped up.
McKorkel 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper NOT weirdest character.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper: Pabst, blue, ribbing.
Justin Credible 
  Vote (2)   
Rossellini averts her eyes.
Dante 
  Vote    
Lumberton suffers ear-ie happenings.
Josh the cat 
  Vote (1)   
Perverted weirdos gather here.
RKZ 
  Vote (1)   
Hopper: offscreen ear lopper.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (8)   
Hopper horrible huffing hepcat.
SwissArmyKnife 
  Vote    
The Tell-Tale Ear.
Ali 
  Vote (9)   
Ear, fears, tears, Ben.
calmer 
  Vote    
Suburbia gets Lynch-ed.
belialtwin 
  Vote (1)   
Ear-ly Lynch Masterpiece.
bennyr81 
  Vote (5)   
MacLachlan encounters nitroused Hopper.
turrell 
  Vote (5)   
Hoarse whisperer scares Isabella.
DELO 
  Vote (4)   
Isabella Rossellini exmulates jaybird.
clay 
  Vote (1)   
Dorothy Vallens-sing act.
belialtwin 
  Vote    
From Ear to Perversity.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (12)   
Freudian masochistic mastery.
Rach 
  Vote    
It's a bloody ear'ole!
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (1)   
Isabella gets Lynched.
mumbles 
  Vote (2)   
I Am Curious (Kyle).
kolo 
  Vote (1)   
Velvet, language both blue.
Conan The Westy 
  Vote (7)   
Hopper hits the gas.
warrior 
  Vote    
Severed Ear is Lynchpin.
AuggieWren 
  Vote (6)   
Ear found. Sanity lost.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Pabst Blue Hopper.
durianfan 
  Vote    
Jeffrey's no ordinary ear-o.
ThatwoodBTelling 
  Vote    
Stroke victim gets hosed
Marshall G 
  Vote (1)   
Depraved Dennis delivers, darkly.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Another earie Lynch film.
Downtown 
  Vote (9)   
Hopper + Stockwell = Twin Freaks.
HotSprocket 
  Vote (1)   
Rossellini avoids eye contact.
Wilson Flanges 
  Vote (2)   
Van Gogh visited field?
Montgomery 
  Vote (6)   
Found ear, sociopath near.
filmini 
  Vote (1)   
Ear-ie, Lynching Hopping mad.
el guapo 
  Vote (1)   
Kyle sleuths Frank Booth.
gobsmacker 
  Vote    
Isabella cleans Kyle's pipe.
kolo 
  Vote    
Vile Kyle, Hopper shocker!
likeitis 
  Vote    
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