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Reviews by 'noncentz'
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with a total of
6110
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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
Yankopic.
Nov 30, 2022
Unscored
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(4)
Logan (2010)
Logan's Runt
Mar 6, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971)
Past, from the blast.
Jan 30, 2013
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
In Her Mother's Footsteps (2006)
See aura, madre.
Sep 26, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
The Fairy Godmother (1906)
Cooper animates animal mates.
Aug 25, 2012
Unscored
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Leaping Dogs At Gentry's Circus (1901)
Greyhounds over Basket Hills.
Aug 25, 2012
Unscored
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The Boyhood Of John Muir (1998)
Tree hugger's sapling years.
Aug 25, 2012
Unscored
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Paintball The Movie: Court Jesters (2005)
Splatterjest.
Mar 19, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Thousand Words, A (2012)
Kilobytes.
Mar 19, 2012
Unscored
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Ride To Freedom: The Rosa Parks Story (2002)
Booty starts a boycott.
Feb 25, 2012
Scored 3/5
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AKA Tommy Chong (2006)
LockUp In Smoke.
Feb 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
AKA Tommy Chong (2006)
Raid on Chong.
Feb 19, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Band Concert, The (1935)
Disney Whirled.
Feb 18, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Alcatraz of 'Bird' man.
Feb 18, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Helen Keller: The Miracle Continues (1984)
Radcliffe College's dumbest student.
Feb 18, 2012
Unscored
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Vow, The (2012)
Wife You Were Sleeping.
Feb 18, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Eyes Of Laura Mars (1978)
Remains to be seen.
Feb 17, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hannibal Brooks (1969)
Prison Babar's.
Feb 17, 2012
Unscored
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Dear Santa (2002)
Noncentz edits Santa's mail.
Feb 17, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(1)
We Were Marked With A Big A (1991)
The Pink Letter.
Feb 16, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement (2009)
GLAAD bags.
Feb 16, 2012
Unscored
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(8)
The Execution Of Private Slovik (1974)
Desert, then final meal.
Feb 16, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Murder At 1600 (1997)
MeDiC no longer needed.
Feb 16, 2012
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Tunnel Of Love, The (1958)
Isolde, a baby.
Feb 16, 2012
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Red Riding Hood (2011)
Redux Riding Hood.
Feb 16, 2012
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Thousand And One Erotic Nights, A (1982)
MI Sex, Bondage.
Feb 15, 2012
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Convict And The Dove, The (1908)
Jailbird avenges jail bird.
Feb 15, 2012
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Father Makes Love To The Pump (1905)
Dad's heart pumps.
Feb 15, 2012
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Father Makes Love To The Pump (1905)
Pump humping chump dumped.
Feb 15, 2012
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Lost Leg Of Mutton, The (1906)
Fugitive on the lamb.
Feb 15, 2012
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(1)
The Execution Of Private Slovik (1974)
The Sheen Mile.
Feb 15, 2012
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Hannibal Brooks (1969)
'Mahout of here!'
Feb 15, 2012
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Deadline - U.S.A. (1952)
Bogie's deadline: three Days.
Feb 15, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Conflict (1945)
Mason jarred by reappearance.
Feb 14, 2012
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Chain Lightning (1950)
Bogie's ejection rejection election.
Feb 14, 2012
Scored 3/5
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China Clipper (1936)
Pilot's of the Caribbean.
Feb 14, 2012
Scored 2/5
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Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)
Darcula.
Feb 14, 2012
Scored 2/5
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(13)
Cornman: American Vegetable Hero (2001)
Look who's stalking.
Feb 14, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Tutsis with hostel intent.
Feb 14, 2012
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Fun In A Bakery Shop (1902)
Baker becomes flour arranger.
Feb 13, 2012
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Dogfuckers (2011)
Puppy love.
Feb 13, 2012
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(1)
Mark (2008)
Broke back, mountin' bike.
Feb 13, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Voyage Du Pr�sident F�lix Faure En Russie (Ao�t 1897): L'imp�ratrice Descend L'escalier Rouge Du Palais De Saint-P�tersbourg, Accompagn�e Des Dames D'honneur Et Suivie De Tous Les Princes Et Grands Ducs De La Cour Imp�riale, Le (1897)
Entitled people people title.
Feb 13, 2012
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(1)
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Fang Squad, It's Friday!
Feb 13, 2012
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Resurrection (1999)
Jigsaws Christ.
Feb 13, 2012
Unscored
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Time Machine, The (2002)
'Time Machine' gets update.
Feb 13, 2012
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Mother Riley Meets The Vampire (1952)
Mamma, lamia.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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Two Boobs In A Balloon (1935)
Dummy up!
Feb 12, 2012
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Two Headed Cow (2006)
Black Lips, in steereo.
Feb 12, 2012
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Batman Fights Dracula (1967)
Tights vs, bites.
Feb 12, 2012
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(1)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Close, but no 'cigar'.
Feb 12, 2012
Scored 5/5
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Mrs. Soffel (1984)
Buster Keaton.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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(5)
Butcher Boy, The (1917)
Arbuckle casts first Stoneface.
Feb 12, 2012
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ten-Year Lunch: The Wit And Legend Of The Algonquin Round Table, The (1987)
Elements of periodic table.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown (And Don't Come Back!) (1980)
Peanuts comic's trip.
Feb 12, 2012
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Air Force One (1997)
The Oldman and D.C.
Feb 12, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Dogfuckers (2011)
Doin' it doggie style.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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Apocalypse Oz (2006)
Off to slaughter Wizard...
Feb 12, 2012
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Wind And The Lion, The (1975)
Stealing Candy: firmer Berber.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)
Bovinal resting place.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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Clown Barber, The (1895)
Hair Cut-up.
Feb 12, 2012
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Gungan Dim.
Feb 12, 2012
Scored 1/5
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Black Swan (2010)
Art sharply mirrors life.
Feb 11, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Dogfuckers (2011)
Screwed the pooch...literally.
Feb 11, 2012
Unscored
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Roman Holiday (1953)
Peck is underhanded paparazzi.
Feb 11, 2012
Unscored
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Central Airport (1933)
John Wayne, airport.
Feb 11, 2012
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(1)
Nude Vampires (1994)
Grin and bare all.
Feb 11, 2012
Unscored
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Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
I, Rubout.
Feb 10, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
I loved it!
Feb 10, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wine Enema (1995)
Magnum G.I.
Feb 10, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
'Die Guard'.
Feb 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh, The (1977)
The Hunny Trio.
Feb 9, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh, The (1977)
Hunny of a collection.
Feb 9, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bonnie And Clyde (1967)
Shooting stops. FayeD out.
Feb 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Making Of 'Winnie The Pooh', The (1998)
Pooh extracted with pencil.
Feb 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Many Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh, The (1977)
Muddy Pooh floats.
Feb 9, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rango (2011)
Sergio ChameLeone.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Man On A Ledge (2012)
Ironically, Banks is eavesdropper.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Bridges At Toko-Ri, The (1954)
Suspension of Holden's beliefs.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fire On The Amazon (1993)
Amazon Kindling.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
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(3)
My Sediments Exactly (2009)
I'm stoned.
Feb 8, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy: New whirled champion.
Feb 7, 2012
Scored 6/5
Vote
Big Stan (2007)
Stan fears, bars behind.
Feb 7, 2012
Unscored
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Dickson Experimental Sound Film (1894)
'Ain't heard nothin' before..'.
Feb 7, 2012
Unscored
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Champion Beer Drinker, The (1900)
Guzzler changes firkin way.
Feb 7, 2012
Unscored
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Helvetica (2007)
Fontastic documentary.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
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(1)
Searching For Debra Winger (2002)
Winger Migration; birds' documentary.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Snow Dogs (2002)
Cur for common cold.
Feb 6, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
A Century Of Cinema (1994)
C these movies.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
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Picture This: The Times Of Peter Bogdanovich In Archer City, Texas (1991)
Lonestar State and Main.
Feb 6, 2012
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Just A Question Of Love (2000)
Queery.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
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(12)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Hopper gets his come-uppets.
Feb 6, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Big Miracle (2012)
Freeze Willy.
Feb 6, 2012
Unscored
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(11)
Puss In Boots (2011)
Despurrado.
Feb 5, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1978)
Sutherland, Goldblum, Nimoy: Podcast.
Feb 5, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Cinque holes.
Feb 5, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Paul (2011)
SETI Rogan.
Feb 5, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Dogfuckers (2011)
Smutt.
Feb 5, 2012
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Lamb Chop's Special Chanukah (1995)
hand Job.
Feb 5, 2012
Unscored
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Mulan (1998)
Chink in the armor.
Feb 5, 2012
Scored 4/5
Vote
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