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Reviews by 'noncentz'
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Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
6110
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Metropolis (1927)
Where sci-fi was born.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Solaris (2002)
Space oddity, star bores.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Grin and beer it.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Kirk can't create cinema.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Picard tries, Kirk dies.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Edited with a chainsaw.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Short hero, long movie.
Dec 7, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(25)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Sweet film with bite.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Titanic (1997)
A piece of ship.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(142)
Angel Heart (1987)
Lucifer lurks in Louisiana.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Down By Law (1986)
Waits, Benigni, hysterical deadpan.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ali (2001)
Will wills cautious Cassius.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Farmer Hoggett invents warp.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Spider-Man (2002)
Parker surfs the web.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(21)
General, The (1926)
Buster engineers a masterpiece.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
A galaxy father away.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(25)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Farce, fantasy and fish.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Follow the flipped father.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Insider, The (1999)
Crowe crows, Pacino shows.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
Foreman Fonda lectures eleven.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Divine Secrets Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
'American Quilt' down south.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
8 Crazy Nights (2002)
'Happy Gilmore' Happy Hannukah.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
In The Line Of Fire (1993)
JFK bodyguard meets Malkovich.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
JFK (1991)
Visually stunning conspiracy theory.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
No Holds Barred (1989)
Hulk wrestles with acting.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Youngblood (1986)
Lowe blows on ice.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Am�lie (2001)
French kiss, fine femme.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Foster parent in peril.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Star Trek III: The Search For Spock (1984)
Live again and prosper.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)
They're here. Again. Unfortunately.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Mobster Mahatma means business.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Send out the clones.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(22)
12:01 PM (1990)
'Groundhog Day' wasn't original.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Zelig (1983)
Gives me many Woody's.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(21)
American History X (1998)
Nazi with curb appeal.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Unleaded Diesel joyride rocks.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
French Connection, The (1971)
Surveillance, assailants, inhalants, Popeye.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Being There (1979)
Blank slate impresses Washington.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Wilder look at Hollywood.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
Stoned Stone sucks balls.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dish, The (2000)
Oz, the moon, Puddy.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Shue lays pickled Nick.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Tarzan, The Ape Man (1981)
Monkey man bones Bo.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Halle executes naked emotion.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Fargo (1996)
Chipper chiller, wood chipper.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Funny freaks fix footballers.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Nurse Betty (2000)
Delusionary delight with suds.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
8 Mile (2002)
'Purple Rain' of rap.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Gus (1976)
Ass kicker by Disney.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Dated epic but O-KKK.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
This hawk doesn't fly.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
eXistenZ (1999)
Virtually unwatchable Cronenberg. Really.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Purple Rose Of Cairo, The (1985)
Woody does Sherlock Jr.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sullivan's Travels (1941)
Hobo, Hollywood, ha-ha.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Cheesy wizard spread thin.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Leisure suits in space.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Casino Royale (1967)
Shaky and never stirs.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(9)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Real romance, fake orgasm.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Stuart Little (1999)
Big mouth, little mouse.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Duck Soup (1933)
Brothers' broth noodles war.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Birds, The (1963)
Hitchcock's fine feathered fiends.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Ice Storm, The (1997)
Chilling look at suburbia.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkeys, monolith, moon, mindbender.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Passion Of Joan Of Arc, The (1928)
Falconetti's face fills frame.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(1)
King Of Comedy, The (1982)
Hero worship gone haywire.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Cast Away (2000)
Gilligan begs for Oscar.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
McDowell spins in grave.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Armageddon (1998)
Meatheads meet meteor metier.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Whacked turtles wax nostalgic.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
People Vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Smut peddler extends Woody.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Four Rooms (1995)
No room for quality.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Charmed by Reese's pieces.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Sunshine Boys, The (1975)
Burns gets Oscar (Madison).
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Snow Dogs (2002)
Maladroit malamutes, mushy musher.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Carrie (1976)
Bloody good period piece.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(19)
Trading Places (1983)
Ho, Beau, Hobo, Ho-ho.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(18)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Rat Pack redone right.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Hollow Man (2000)
Invisible script fries Bacon.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Death comes to romance.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Bug really kills, 90210.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Boredom is not scary.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Sci-fi magnifies man's existence.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Robocop (1987)
Frankenstein as black comedy.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Love And Death (1975)
Napoleon conquered by Woody.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Spy Kids (2001)
Kids versus Willy Wonka.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Ace In The Hole (1951)
Media circus still pertinent.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Night Of The Hunter (1955)
Dichotomous digits, Mitchum, midgets.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Criminal escapism, sans Quentin.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Caine Mutiny, The (1954)
Bogie loses his marbles.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Captain Corelli's Mandolin (2001)
Cage channels Chico Marx.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Pi (1998)
Darren's digits deteriorate doofus.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Animated ogre, Scottish broguer.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Time Bandits (1981)
Materialistic munchkins meet Monty.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Aims, fires, hits target.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Something's tucked Down Under.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(32)
Body Heat (1981)
'Double Indemnity' in color.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
O (2001)
The Bard attends Columbine.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lost World, The (1925)
'Jurassic Park' without sound.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Red Sonja (1985)
Conan with Wonder bra.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(2)
UHF (1989)
Yankovic spoofs tv shows.
Dec 9, 2002
Scored 2/5
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