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Reviews by 'noncentz'
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Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
6110
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Zuma Beach (1978)
Somers at the beach.
Mar 30, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(8)
Zoolander (2001)
Male model becomes has-Ben.
Jul 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Exhume for legume.
May 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
A Coroner in Wheat.
May 11, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Zombie Cop (1991)
Rob, zombie.
Jul 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Zodiac Killer, The (1971)
The rage of Aquarius.
Jun 25, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(34)
Zenobia (1939)
Ollie-phant.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Zelig (1983)
Gives me many Woody's.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(21)
Zed & Two Noughts, A (1985)
Amputation, consumation, animal desperation.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Town's stuck in quagga-mire.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Cooking with grevyi.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Dennis, the Menagerie.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zebra In The Kitchen (1965)
Zebra's at the 'range'.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zapped! (1982)
Charles is charged.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Zabriskie Point (1970)
Antonioni Shepards hippie tedium.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Z (1969)
Hunted becomes the junta.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Yours, Mine And Ours (2005)
Am IIXXed marriage.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Youngblood (1986)
Lowe blows on ice.
Dec 8, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985)
No hit, Sherlock.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(31)
Young Mr. Lincoln (1939)
Lincoln, designed by Ford.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Young Mr. Lincoln (1939)
Ford's theater shoots Lincoln.
Oct 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Young Guns II: Blaze Of Glory (1990)
Sub-par Getty western.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(18)
Young Guns (1988)
Estevez, Cruise, Pony-boys.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder joins corpse pieces.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(15)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Monster's Bald.
Sep 16, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(12)
Young Einstein (1988)
Don't take biopic Seriously.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Young Doctors In Love (1982)
Antiseptic soap opera spoof.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Young Adam (2003)
Barge over troubled water.
Oct 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Chick is in email.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(19)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks gets his log-off.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(7)
You Only Live Twice (1967)
James Bond, secret Asiant.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(23)
You Gotta Stay Happy (1948)
It Happened One Flight.
Mar 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
You Don't Need Pajamas At Rosie's (1969)
Bisset's 'Summer of '69'.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
You Can't Take it With You (1938)
Crazy in-laws get arrested.
Mar 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Yogi Bear (2010)
Timberlake lives in same.
Jan 29, 2012
Unscored
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Yellowbeard (1983)
All-star swashbuckler, no treasure.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Yellow Submarine (1968)
Imagine all the portholes.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Yellow Canary, The (1963)
Ye 'low budgied movie.
Mar 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Yearling, The (1946)
Boy fawns over deer.
Mar 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Yearling, The (1946)
Bushtail and a Peck.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Bed Santa.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
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(5)
Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Sans a Claus.
Nov 27, 2004
Unscored
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(21)
Year Of The Yahoo! (1972)
Voters check yahoo male.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Year Of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Runt Hunt becomes oriented.
Mar 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Yankee Doodle Dandy (1942)
Patriot Gams.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(14)
Yankee Doodle Daffy (1943)
Broadway Daffy Rose.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Y Tu Mam� Tambi�n (2001)
Trio blows town, trio.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
XXx (2002)
Extreme sports, zero hair.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
XXx (2002)
Why? Why? Why?
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(143)
XXx (2002)
Cross continents, cross consonants.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Xanadu (1980)
Heaven's skate.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(35)
X2 (2003)
Picard, the next mutation.
Jul 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(9)
X2 (2003)
'Alloy Confidential'.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(14)
X: The Man With The X-Ray Eyes (1963)
Ray has X-Ray eyes.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(4)
X-Men (2000)
Wolverine shows mettle, metal.
Jul 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Epic length, O.K. treatment.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Wyatt Earp (1994)
Wyatt's so long? Dunno.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(10)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
Love, Larry and moor.
Dec 19, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Wu Shan Yun Yu (1996)
Yangtze doodle handy.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Wright Brothers, The (1997)
Sky Wrighters.
Sep 10, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Wrestling Dog, The (1894)
WWooF.
Apr 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Wrestling (1892)
Dickson, the wrestling ring.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Wrecking Crew, The (1969)
Ginger Spies.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Wrecker's Ball: Three Dances By Paul Taylor, The (1996)
Trio the light fantastic.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Founder of Spanish war.
Jul 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Wrath Of God, The (1972)
Senior Rita, seniorita.
Mar 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
The Longest Yid.
Nov 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston sucks many DCXX.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
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(18)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
'World' features Richards' hemispheres.
Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Close, but no 'cigar'.
Feb 12, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Work (1915)
Sucky lovers blow job.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Woolen Under Where (1963)
Last wool and armament.
Mar 18, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Woodstock (1970)
Musicians play in mud.
Sep 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Sex disease, Kevin Bacon.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Wonderland (2003)
The Iceman Cummeth.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Wonder Woman (1974)
Rope and Crosby.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Woman Who Loved Elvis, The (1993)
Courtship of Elvis, father.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Woman Times Seven (1967)
Cuckold clock's at seven.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
LeBrock's skirt: Wilder's 'Itch'.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Woman Haters (1934)
Dumb trio gets chaste.
May 4, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Woman For Joe, The (1955)
Joe's prospects looking up.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
Bull, bear, and wolf.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
The Paw 'n broker.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Wolves Of Wall Street (2002)
American Werewolf 'n Fundin'.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Werewolf: L and ON.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Wizard Of Speed And Time, The (1989)
Director has persistent stutter.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Baum 's quad triggers witch.
Mar 24, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(9)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Frank: Oz.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(14)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Lahr is pussylanimous.
Apr 29, 2005
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Dorothy: New whirled champion.
Feb 7, 2012
Scored 6/5
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Wiz, The (1978)
Yellow brick road- blacktopped.
Mar 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Wiz, The (1978)
Yellow road's grooved surface.
May 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Witness For The Prosecution (1957)
Marlene's brilliant courtoom spectacle.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Witness (1985)
The Barn Identity.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(26)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Dipstic River.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Without A Paddle (2004)
Rowed Trip.
Sep 5, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Withnail & I (1987)
Rich E., Cunning ham.
Feb 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Witches, The (1990)
Huston taxes Dahl, us.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Horny devil humps housewives.
Dec 22, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Wooer is Hell.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Page Range
Zuma B <---> Witche
Witche <---> What W
What W <---> Vegas
V�ter <---> Twelve
Twelve <---> Tom Sa
Tom Me <---> Thin R
Thin P <---> Termin
Termin <---> Tarzan
Target <---> Sulliv
Suicid <---> Star W
Star W <---> Sparkl
Spanki <---> Sleep
SLC Pu <---> Shane
Shallo <---> Scent
Scary <---> Roxann
Roxann <---> Return
Return <---> Rain M
Rain M <---> Pride
Pride <---> Pinocc
Pinocc <---> Panora
Panora <---> Oliver
Oliver <---> Nightm
Nighth <---> My Fou
My Fav <---> Mother
Mother <---> Minori
Minerv <---> Me And
McHale <---> Man Wh
Man On <---> Lord O
Lord O <---> Life A
Life A <---> Ladyha
Lady V <---> Karen
Karate <---> Jaws
Jaws <---> In-law
In The <---> How To
How To <---> Hitchh
Hitchh <---> He Lov
Hawmps <---> Greenf
Green <---> God Of
God Of <---> G.I. J
G.I. J <---> FM
Flying <---> FernGu
Fencin <---> Even C
Evelyn <---> Edison
Edie & <---> Double
Double <---> Dew Dr
Devils <---> Dark C
Dark C <---> Couste
Courts <---> Columb
Columb <---> Choppe
Chocol <---> Change
Champi <---> Califo
Calend <---> Brief
Brief <---> Bonzo
Bons B <---> Birdma
Birdma <---> Beggar
Before <---> Bank S
Bank D <---> Attack
Attack <---> Americ
Americ <---> Afflic
Advent <---> 6th Da
61* <---> 'Tis T
'Round <---> 'A'
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