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Reviews by 'randall'
Current status of
Movie deity (Gold)
with a total of
18920
reviews published to date.
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Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
The hell with Pacino!
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(39)
The Trip (1967)
Corman, Fonda turn on.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Titanic (1997)
Locked lips sink ships.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(50)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)
Bots rag lame flick.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Black and White together!
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Alien (1979)
Worst indigestion ever.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(36)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Coens fix hick flix.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(19)
All The President's Men (1976)
The tails of Hoffman.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(25)
The Wild Angels (1966)
Chicks, choppers and beer.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Three In The Attic (1968)
Hotties kidnap common boyfriend.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Masque Of The Red Death, The (1964)
Price club suffers losses.
Apr 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Patton (1970)
Soldier, reincarnation nut, egomaniac.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(5)
Runaway Jury (2003)
Hack, Hoff face off.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Mothra (1961)
Giant insect, tiny girls.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Chicken Run (2000)
Eggseptional Mel-mation.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Mask, The (1961)
3-D pre-psychedelic horror.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Homicidal (1961)
William Castle's 'Psycho' rip-off.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Moby Dick (1956)
Dick size DOES matter.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(65)
One Million Years B.C. (1966)
Prodigious pair of boobasauruses.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Gay Deceivers, The (1969)
Phony gays avoid draft.
Apr 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Time Machine, The (1960)
Yvette loves big Rod.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959)
Boys play with Dahl.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(18)
Shakes The Clown (1992)
Goldthwait's perverse clown farce.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Run Ronnie Run! (2002)
'Mr. Show' into feature.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Bride of Quentinstein.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(41)
Dopamine (2003)
CGI avian sparks romance.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Tarantula (1955)
Spider, plus Clint Eastwood!
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Ent of the world.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(13)
THX 1138 (1971)
Baldies run in white.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Snot scared outta' them.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(25)
Wild Things (1998)
Dillon's weak in Denise.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(40)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Marc Bolan's band attacks!
May 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(28)
Ed TV (1999)
'Truman Show,' only worse.
May 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Hollow Man (2000)
Bacon vanishes; movie stays.
May 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Tin Cup (1996)
Costner has Johnson trouble!
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Gold Rush, The (1925)
Shoe fits? Eat it!
May 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(22)
Oh, God! (1977)
God Burns, Denver fiddles.
May 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Boy And His Dog, A (1975)
Post-apocalyptic sex, doggy-style.
May 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(13)
Circle Of Friends (1995)
Minnie mousy.
May 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(37)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
Chrome dome hones drone.
May 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Amadeus (1984)
Drunken fop creates masterpieces.
May 6, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Lenny (1974)
Lenny versus many.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Trilogy Of Terror (1975)
Black times three: scary!
May 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Heston hefts cue cards.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(21)
Sphere (1998)
Waterlogged plot, wasted Hoffman.
May 7, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Bus sequel on boat.
May 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(8)
Gothika (2003)
Cruzes to Halleish climax.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Bennifer, but with talent.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(39)
Them! (1954)
Gi-ants spoil city's picnic.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(31)
Angel Heart (1987)
DeNiro peels boiled eggs.
May 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Magic Christian, The (1969)
Sellers market for wealthy.
May 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Alien� (1992)
Bald? Sigourney's still sexy.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(16)
Candidate, The (1972)
Redford ponders first term.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Power corrupts Michael.
May 8, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(4)
Lean On Me (1989)
Principal Skinner is STRICT!
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Henry V (1944)
Henry V, Frenchmen II.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Howling, The (1981)
Werewolf transforms on TV!
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Unnecessary remape.
May 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(40)
Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)
De Palma's rock musical.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Sellers plays three roles.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lost Weekend, The (1945)
Billy Wilder's slosher film.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
New York Minute (2004)
Rich twins, Apple-fast.
May 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Solaris (2002)
Lem remake, celestial class.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Wild In The Streets (1968)
Tambourine-beating congresswoman's stoned.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Pneumatic bombshell drawn lustily.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004)
Hollywood date movie, literally.
May 10, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(11)
Supergirl (1984)
Faster than speeding PMS.
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(19)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Turns at Titty Twister.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Ripley dunks behind back.
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
Sinatra pulled after JFK.
May 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fantasia (1940)
Disney's towering classical masterpiece.
May 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
S.O.B. (1981)
Julie Andrews doffs shirt!
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Patterns (1956)
Rod Serling's first hit.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Jazz Singer, The (1927)
We heard nothing before.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Time Machine, The (2002)
Wells's descendent ruins legacy.
May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Kill moose. Kill screenwriter.
May 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Alice's Restaurant (1969)
See folk singer's knickers!
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Best sci-fi convention send-up.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Shrek (2001)
Katzenberg's revenge on Disney.
May 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Dune (1984)
Worm turns- BIG TIME.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Men of killer colors.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Grier's comeback- still sexy.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Cash-in Of The Mel.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Citizen Kane (1941)
Welles never topped debut.
May 11, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
Hook (1991)
Nice 'stache for Dusty.
May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Scanners III: The Takeover (1992)
Scanner babe has cramps.
May 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Violent story told sideways.
May 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Firm, The (1993)
'L.A. Law' meets 'Godfather'.
May 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Can't keep a drummer.
May 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Empire (1964)
Warhol stares and stares.
May 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
TRON (1982)
Warner's electronic desk: COOL!
May 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Blob, The (1958)
Pulsating glop menaces theater.
May 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Child's Play (1988)
Chucky amucky.
May 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(19)
Birds, The (1963)
Bay birds freak out!
May 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(6)
Amazon Women On The Moon (1987)
Begley's invisible son hilarious.
May 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Klingons kick Kirk's keister.
May 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(17)
Requiem For A Heavyweight (1962)
Serling's TV boxing drama.
May 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Seven Days In May (1964)
Tense Serling doomsday script.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Manos: The Hands Of Fate (1966)
Torgo shakes, rattles, bores.
May 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
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(6)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Waltzing space station insertion.
May 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
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