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Reviews by 'Al Swearengen'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1230
reviews published to date.
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Midnight Run (1988)
Grodin funny for once.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Shades, guns, and jumping.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Flamboyant choreographers induce slumber.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Titanic (1997)
King of world drowns.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
Insomnia (2002)
Williams slays. Pacino yawns.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Westworld (1973)
Bald robot slings gun.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Tucker destroys good movie.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wild Things (1998)
Hotties make Bacon sandwich.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Godfather: Part III, The (1990)
Sofia Coppola: Keanu's sister?
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
First Blood (1982)
Rambo, before becoming cartoonish.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Tarantino reanimates Travolta, unfortunately.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Basic Instinct (1992)
Beaver shot. That's all.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Brilliant music. Hayseed Homer.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Insider, The (1999)
Crowe, but really fat.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
Surprise! Bullock doesn't suck.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
Raising Arizona (1987)
Hayseeds chatter. Hilarity ensues.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Se7en (1995)
Deliciously evil Spacey performance.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Wow! Insects shit fire!
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Chinese ballet on wires.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Fishing boat gets laundered.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Diaz wears Malkovich condom.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
High Fidelity (2000)
Bachelor fears commitment. Amen!
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
American Psycho (2000)
Yuppie chews scenery, flesh.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Beach, The (2000)
Idiot DiCaprio destroys paradise.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Lynch visits planet Earth.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Pi (1998)
Perplexing to infinite decimals.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Psycho (1998)
Remake of Hitchcock. Why?
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Showgirls (1995)
Tits can't save it.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
When marketing campaigns attack!
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
American Pie (1999)
MILFs, Sherminator, band camp.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Sphere (1998)
Orb offers best performance.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Home Alone (1990)
Brat needs a pummeling.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Babe (1995)
Kids' movie for adults.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Blade (1998)
'Matrix' for goth freaks.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
Wild Wild West (1999)
Gay Branagh terrorizes Will.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Petulalant twit woos hottie.
Dec 13, 2002
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
King Arthur with coconuts.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
Brazil (1985)
Terrorist plumbers and rhytidectomy.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 6/5
Vote
The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Hamlet with puke breath.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
De Niro without shame.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Outlaw Josey Wales, The (1976)
Classic no name epic.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Larry Fishburne reaches puberty.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Heroic archaeologist battles Nazis.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
10 (1979)
Braids, tits and arse.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Last Tango In Paris (1972)
Brando's hot buttered buns.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Annie Hall (1977)
Chick wears a tie.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Predator (1987)
Venus Williams battles Arnie.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(15)
Godfather, The (1972)
Michael joins family business.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Violent orc battle. Repeat.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Patton (1970)
General remembers history lessons.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbits in a mine.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Total Recall (1990)
Holidays in your mind.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Sleepless Norton causes mayhem.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Alien� (1992)
Ripley fights without weapons.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scots run, shoot heroin.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Somalis shoot at Rangers.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Innocent convict adapts, perseveres.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)
Algernon with a computer.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Pale Rider (1985)
Clint waves axe handle.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Fast cars. Slow screenwriter.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Caper remake exceeds original.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Really long 'Twilight Zone'.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Tremors (1990)
Stupid hayseeds battle worms.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Blue Velvet (1986)
Psycho Hopper sucks nitrous.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Overcoming failure to communicate.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hoosiers (1986)
Cinderella team makes baskets.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Easy Rider (1969)
Hippies meet a shotgun.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
River's Edge (1986)
Keanu before he sucked.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Speed (1994)
Bus jumps Grand Canyon.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
True Romance (1993)
Elvis steals some coke.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Snatch (2000)
Pikeys outfox hard bastards.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
River Runs Through It, A (1992)
Fly fishing induces slumber.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Arnie versus Snake Vader.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Nineties Laurel and Hardy.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Silent Running (1972)
Robots alleviate astronaut's isolation.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicant chases other replicants.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
War Games (1983)
Mainframe hacked with abacus.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Bull Durham (1988)
Baseball players spout poetry.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Burton's science fiction homage.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Clipper with bad hair.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Corset slows Williams's overacting.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Red Dawn (1984)
Wolverines end cold war.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Cyborg Arnold switches sides.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
Blood Simple (1984)
Film noir with Volkswagens.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Timecode (2000)
Four stories simultaneously. Confusing.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Copycat (1995)
Pedestrian thriller with crooner.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Crash (1996)
Freaks enjoy collisions, shagging.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Firm, The (1993)
Cruise runs, copies, litigates.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Desperate salesmen, steak knives.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Right Stuff, The (1983)
Longest astronaut film ever.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pollock (2000)
Ed Harris splashes paint.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
Simple Plan, A (1998)
Superb fable about greed.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tombstone (1993)
Holliday steals the show.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Frailty (2001)
Serial killing for Jesus.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Fantastic Voyage (1966)
Raquel gets a reduction.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Cocoon (1985)
Old codgers break dance.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Hammy Carrey pesters Whoville.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Night Shift (1982)
Amateurish yuppies try pimping.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rock And Roll High School (1979)
'Porkies' with The Ramones.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Stripes (1981)
Murray clowns the army.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
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