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Reviews by 'Al Swearengen'
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with a total of
1230
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Zorro, The Gay Blade (1981)
Prancing sword fights. Funny.
Feb 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Moronic male model. Documentary?
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Young Guns (1988)
Little rascals do 'Shane'.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Garr's great knockers noticed.
May 2, 2004
Scored 6/5
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(3)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Predictable retread of 'Sleepless'.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Yentl (1983)
Funny Boy.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(21)
XXx (2002)
Extreme stunts. Nothing else.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Xanadu (1980)
Skating 'Saturday Night Fever'.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
X2 (2003)
Wolverine confronts past, she-Wolverine.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Magneto freed for sequel.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Mutant hotties throw down.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X Files, The (1998)
One too many conspiracies.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
World According To Garp, The (1982)
Bastard grows up feminist.
Jan 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Wonder Boys (2000)
Professor procrastinates and impregnates.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Woman In Red, The (1984)
Wilder: unfunny wannabe adulterer.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Witness (1985)
Amish hide little boy.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Women conjure hammy devil.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Willow (1988)
Kilmer's fantasy offering. Criminal.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Wildcats (1986)
Hawn's predictable football comedy.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Wild Wild West (1999)
Gay Branagh terrorizes Will.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Wild Things (1998)
Hotties make Bacon sandwich.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(18)
Wild At Heart (1990)
Freaky Lynch Road movie.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wholly Moses (1980)
Biblical parody. Python's better.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Sexy Turner? Animation required.
Feb 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Whiteboys (1999)
'Cowboyz N The Hood'.
Jul 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
White Nights (1985)
Dancing ends cold war.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Bullock, brother induce nausea.
Jan 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
When A Man Loves A Woman (1994)
Drunkard Ryan, always cryin'.
May 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)
Tina succeeds despite abuse.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
What's Love Got To Do With It (1993)
Morpheus mauls Tina Turner.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Whale Rider (2002)
Family patriarch blames girl.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Maori Miss changes chief.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Paikea saves the whales.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Whale Rider (2002)
Maori 'Dune'. Whales = worms.
May 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Westworld (1973)
Bald robot slings gun.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
'Collection specialist' retrieves Gato.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Wrestling moves rout miners.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Weird Science (1985)
Nerds construct annoying hottie.
Feb 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wedding Planner, The (2001)
Planner ruins wedding.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
We Were Soldiers (2002)
Cliched Vietnamese 'Braveheart' remake.
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Way Of The Dragon (1972)
Norris becomes Bruce's bitch.
Apr 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Warriors, The (1979)
NY gang journeys home.
Jan 20, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
War Games (1983)
Mainframe hacked with abacus.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Wall Street (1987)
Stone's preachy greed parable.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wag The Dog (1997)
Producer fakes war. Yawn.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Volunteers (1985)
Hanks meets wife, sucks.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Victor/Victoria (1982)
Rockford desires fake transvestite.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Vertigo (1958)
Dizzy dude dresses dame.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Verdict, The (1982)
Redemption via malpractice suit.
Apr 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Ewan shakes Iggy's plonker.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Griswolds' luck runs out.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Varsity Blues (1999)
Texas town, football fanaticism.
Jul 3, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Vanya On 42nd Street (1994)
Mamet's adaptation cries 'Uncle'.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Vampire's Kiss (1988)
Cage's bloodsucking accent sucks.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Valley Girl (1983)
Cage: totally tubular flame.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Keyser has his revenge.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(1)
Used Cars (1980)
Sleazy car salesmen feud.
Oct 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Urban Cowboy (1980)
'Flashdance' on mechanical bull.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Uptown Saturday Night (1974)
Cosby, Belafonte. Comedic blaxploitation.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Untouchables, The (1987)
Square fed fights Capone.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Untamed Heart (1993)
Slater silences Nicholson impersonation.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Unlawful Entry (1992)
Affair cop.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(17)
Unforgiven (1992)
Creaky Clint avenges hookers.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 6/5
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(2)
Unfaithful (2002)
Hottie housewife humps huguenot.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Unfaithful (2002)
Femme fucks Frenchman. Fatally.
Apr 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Undercover Brother (2002)
Richards gets faux Shaft.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Uncommon Valor (1983)
Ross Perot meets Rambo.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
White/ black superhero/villain.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Unbearable Lightness Of Being, The (1988)
Czech doctor gets laid.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ulee's Gold (1997)
Peter Fonda his grandchildren.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
U-571 (2000)
McConaughey's repugnant submarine drama.
Apr 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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U Turn (1997)
Film noir on acid.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Two Minute Warning (1976)
NRA leader's rifle hunt.
Apr 9, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Twister (1996)
Idiots chase the wind.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Aykroyd gets really scary.
Aug 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Willis combats Pitt's 'Army'.
Apr 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Turner & Hooch (1989)
Slobbering pooch not funny.
Apr 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Turk 182! (1985)
Tenacious tagger backs brother.
Aug 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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True Stories (1986)
Byrne lovingly celebrates eccentricity.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 6/5
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True Romance (1993)
Elvis steals some coke.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
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True Lies (1994)
Curtis: World's dumbest wife?
Aug 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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TRON (1982)
Hacker goes in. Literally.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Tremors (1990)
Stupid hayseeds battle worms.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, The (1948)
Original greed morality play.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Transporter, The (2002)
Driver breaks rules, skulls.
Apr 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scots run, shoot heroin.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Trading Places (1983)
Bum, financier swap lives.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 6/5
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Toy, The (1982)
Preachy Pryor teaches tot.
Oct 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Toxic Avenger, The (1985)
Pollutant-powered protaganist.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
'Poseidon Adventure' in skyscaper.
May 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Tough Guys (1986)
Geezers burgle railroad again.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Holidays in your mind.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Top Secret! (1984)
Elvis impersonator foils Nazis.
Feb 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Top Gun (1986)
Fighters compensating for something.
Feb 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Tootsie (1982)
Dustin Hoffman in drag.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Nineties Laurel and Hardy.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Tommy (1975)
Dated pinball rock opera.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Tombstone (1993)
Holliday steals the show.
Jan 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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To Live And Die In L.A. (1985)
Manhunter turns on counterfeiter.
Aug 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Titanic (1997)
King of world drowns.
Dec 12, 2002
Scored 2/5
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(34)
Page Range
Zorro, <---> Titani
Tin Me <---> Sphere
Spellb <---> Rocky
Rocky <---> Ordina
Orca <---> Michae
Mercur <---> Last S
Last S <---> Hoosie
Honkyt <---> Flashd
Flash <---> Die Ha
Die An <---> Captur
Capric <---> Bellev
Bellev <---> Agains
Agains <---> 10
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