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Abyss, The (1989)
Liquid air feels weird.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Bicentennial Man (1999)
Williams falls out window.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Clerks. (1994)
Kevin Smith's inconvenience store.
Feb 7, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Stanley Kubrick drops bomb.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Nutty General Cracks, Code.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox is Faux Psychic.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis girl's tranny.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
No cock rock jock.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis says 'Cyrus'.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Disgruntled fanboy wreaks havok.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Superhero Obsession: Syndrome.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pi (1998)
Hebrew words add together.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Se7en (1995)
Spacey Envies Brad's Wrath.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
The moth-man cummeth.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey loses white stuff.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Sarah guns for Miles.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Doggett leads alloy-ed assault.
Jan 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace: Eats of Edam.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Spoiler: Wallace is were-rabbit.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
McFly skitches to school.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Biff Tannen hates manure.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Griff Tannen hates manure.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Doc's Family: Jules, Verne.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Tinheads foil eco-terrorist plot.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne to be w-III-ld.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
DiCaprio is perfectly Frank.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush gets made up.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Wolfowitz licks his comb.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Ving just wants gun.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Grizzly Man (2005)
Grisly end, Grizzly's 'end'.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim LOVES bear poop.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim inside bear's skin.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil rides with Phil.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Tomorrow is another (to)day.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Rico has Napoleon complex.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Office Space (1999)
Michael Bolton likes rap.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus Christ, that hurts.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Saw II (2005)
Jigsaw's second cut.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Signs (2002)
Like water for acid.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Spider-Man (2002)
Apathy kills Uncle Ben.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Uncle Ben's minute role.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan gains more.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Terminal, The (2004)
Hanks discovers the quarters.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Reese against time.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Without Wilson, no dialogue.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fantastic Four (2005)
The Thing and I.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm gets stoned.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Johnny Storm blazes it.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Fantastic Four (2005)
Chiklis is rock star.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm rocks out.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
The original Incredible family.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Fox is spiked pooch.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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I, Robot (2004)
Danger, Will! Robots on!
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(7)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Their hed a splode.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Predator (1987)
Kamikaze Chameleon: Come, Explode.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Secret Window (2004)
Depp-seeded Psychosis.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario Mario / Luigi Mario.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario trusts the Fungus.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Mindless TX and A.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie's dad plays dad.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Troy (2004)
Twist: Trojans inside wood.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(11)
Van Helsing (2004)
Helsing uses badass crossbow.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Dogmatic (1996)
Lightning causes man-dog switch.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Double Dragon (1994)
Abobo says 'Chicken Butt'.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
SNES Version: No blood.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Mor2l Kombat.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
*batteries not included (1987)
Tiny UFOs have sex?
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osment has Pinocchio Complex.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Animated Epics: Moby Dick (2000)
Dick covered with Sea-men.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Appleseed (2004)
Deunan has metallic ex-boyfriend.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Stuck Pyr-amidst alien war.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
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Bee Movie (2007)
Seinfeld is Funny-bee.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Wyld Stallyns saves world.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon just can't bowl.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
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BloodRayne (2005)
Gamer's Bloody wet dream.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Cars (2006)
Pixar leaves in Cars.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Delving Depp into Wonka.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Coop d'etat.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
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(10)
Clerks II (2006)
Return of Counter Culture.
Jul 2, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's already a widower.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
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(8)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's into necrophilia.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride gets Depp's bone.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
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Cry_Wolf (2005)
Instant messenger of death.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
San greal = sang real.
May 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Planet has bi-polar disorder.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
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(12)
Doom (2005)
Hell on Mars.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Drinking Games (1998)
Sum of all beers.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flight That Fought Back, The (2005)
The original United 93.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Halo (2012)
Microsoft funded religious imagery.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
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Happy Feet (2006)
Dirty Dancing: Antarctic Nights.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
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(4)
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged (2001)
Bury Potter.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Idiocracy (2006)
Proper grammar = faggot.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Bauers confronts Duh-masses.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
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(3)
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Gimli, Hellboy fight Krugs.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Ku d'etat.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Killer Dill (1947)
This Dill is sour.
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
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King Arthur (2004)
Lake Lady offers sword.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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King Kong (2005)
Kong catches a plane.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Jolie is Cradle Robber.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, The (2000)
Prepubescent mermaid wears undershirt.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
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