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Reviews by 'D Dragon'
Current status of
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with a total of
142
reviews published to date.
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*batteries not included (1987)
Tiny UFOs have sex?
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Osment has Pinocchio Complex.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Animated Epics: Moby Dick (2000)
Dick covered with Sea-men.
Jan 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Appleseed (2004)
Deunan has metallic ex-boyfriend.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
AVP: Alien Vs. Predator (2004)
Stuck Pyr-amidst alien war.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bee Movie (2007)
Seinfeld is Funny-bee.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Wyld Stallyns saves world.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon just can't bowl.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
BloodRayne (2005)
Gamer's Bloody wet dream.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cars (2006)
Pixar leaves in Cars.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Delving Depp into Wonka.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Coop d'etat.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Clerks II (2006)
Return of Counter Culture.
Jul 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's already a widower.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp's into necrophilia.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Bride gets Depp's bone.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Cry_Wolf (2005)
Instant messenger of death.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
San greal = sang real.
May 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Planet has bi-polar disorder.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Doom (2005)
Hell on Mars.
Oct 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Drinking Games (1998)
Sum of all beers.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Flight That Fought Back, The (2005)
The original United 93.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Halo (2012)
Microsoft funded religious imagery.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Happy Feet (2006)
Dirty Dancing: Antarctic Nights.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged (2001)
Bury Potter.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Idiocracy (2006)
Proper grammar = faggot.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Bauers confronts Duh-masses.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Gimli, Hellboy fight Krugs.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Ku d'etat.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Killer Dill (1947)
This Dill is sour.
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
King Arthur (2004)
Lake Lady offers sword.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
King Kong (2005)
Kong catches a plane.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Jolie is Cradle Robber.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, The (2000)
Prepubescent mermaid wears undershirt.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Little Monsters (1989)
Light makes monsters shrivel.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Mordor in the third.
Dec 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
The Matrix: Rebooted.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Life's a glitch.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Mazes And Monsters (1982)
Playing 'M&M' corrupts youth.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank loses title, life.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: IIImpossible.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: Impossibl3.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
My Favourite Martian (1999)
Nurplex lose their flavor.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Oliver Twist (2005)
Clark does the Twist.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Once Upon A Honeymoon (1942)
Dears of Internment.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Pirat3s.
Jul 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator heals with plaster.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rent (2005)
Taye Diggs, Angel's grave.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Rent (2005)
Lesbian thespians show love.
Mar 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Resident Evil (2002)
Undead mutants see S.T.A.R.S.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Saw it twice before.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Saw III (2006)
ShAWne3 Smith is Amanda.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's final cut.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Saw III (2006)
Bell tolls for Saw.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's Swan Saw-ng.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Saw IV (2007)
S4W.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Saw IV (2007)
Saw it thrice before.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Scary Movie (2000)
A Comedy of Terrors.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Scary Movie (2000)
When Scary met Silly.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Tool Man goes Shaggy.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg exhumes dead genre.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shrek The Third (2007)
My3rs r3turns as Shr3k.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
The Bart of film.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spiderman: Back in Black.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Three times a Spidey.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Harry kicks Sandman's glass.
May 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Splash (1984)
Madison 'ave new legs.
Nov 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Street Fighter (1994)
Watch out! Charging Bison!
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Stuart Little (1999)
Rodent with Parkinsons.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The (2006)
Chainsaw's first cut.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
The Book Of Mormon Movie, Volume 1: The Journey (2003)
March of the Mor(m)ons.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
See Tiger Woods's Balls.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Toy Story (1995)
Pixar animates unattended playthings.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Willis sees own death.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Unleashed (2005)
Morgan Frees-man from collar.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Wizard, The (1989)
Pinball Wizard's modern nephew.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Mor2l Kombat.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dogmatic (1996)
Lightning causes man-dog switch.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Double Dragon (1994)
Abobo says 'Chicken Butt'.
Nov 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
SNES Version: No blood.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Cast Away (2000)
Without Wilson, no dialogue.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
The Thing and I.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm gets stoned.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Johnny Storm blazes it.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
Chiklis is rock star.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm rocks out.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
The original Incredible family.
Aug 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Fox is spiked pooch.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
I, Robot (2004)
Danger, Will! Robots on!
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Their hed a splode.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Predator (1987)
Kamikaze Chameleon: Come, Explode.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Secret Window (2004)
Depp-seeded Psychosis.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario Mario / Luigi Mario.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario trusts the Fungus.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Mindless TX and A.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie's dad plays dad.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Troy (2004)
Twist: Trojans inside wood.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Van Helsing (2004)
Helsing uses badass crossbow.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
McFly skitches to school.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Biff Tannen hates manure.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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