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Reviews by 'D Dragon'
Current status of
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with a total of
142
reviews published to date.
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Wizard, The (1989)
Pinball Wizard's modern nephew.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Wallace: Eats of Edam.
Oct 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Spoiler: Wallace is were-rabbit.
Oct 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Helsing uses badass crossbow.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Unleashed (2005)
Morgan Frees-man from collar.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Willis sees own death.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Troy (2004)
Twist: Trojans inside wood.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Toy Story (1995)
Pixar animates unattended playthings.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Jolie's dad plays dad.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Tiger Woods Story, The (1998)
See Tiger Woods's Balls.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
The Book Of Mormon Movie, Volume 1: The Journey (2003)
March of the Mor(m)ons.
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, The (2006)
Chainsaw's first cut.
Sep 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Terminator, The (1984)
Reese against time.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Mindless TX and A.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Sarah guns for Miles.
Aug 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Doggett leads alloy-ed assault.
Jan 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminal, The (2004)
Hanks discovers the quarters.
Oct 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Super Size Me (2004)
Morgan gains more.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario Mario / Luigi Mario.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
Mario trusts the Fungus.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Stuart Little (1999)
Rodent with Parkinsons.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Street Fighter (1994)
Watch out! Charging Bison!
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Splash (1984)
Madison 'ave new legs.
Nov 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spiderman: Back in Black.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Three times a Spidey.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Harry kicks Sandman's glass.
May 6, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spidey loses white stuff.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Spider-Man (2002)
Apathy kills Uncle Ben.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Uncle Ben's minute role.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
The Bart of film.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
The moth-man cummeth.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Signs (2002)
Like water for acid.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Shrek The Third (2007)
My3rs r3turns as Shr3k.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pegg exhumes dead genre.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shaggy Dog, The (2006)
Tool Man goes Shaggy.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Secret Window (2004)
Depp-seeded Psychosis.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey Envies Brad's Wrath.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Scary Movie (2000)
A Comedy of Terrors.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Scary Movie (2000)
When Scary met Silly.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Saw IV (2007)
S4W.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Saw IV (2007)
Saw it thrice before.
Jun 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Saw it twice before.
Apr 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Saw III (2006)
ShAWne3 Smith is Amanda.
May 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's final cut.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Saw III (2006)
Bell tolls for Saw.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Saw III (2006)
Jigsaw's Swan Saw-ng.
Oct 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Saw II (2005)
Jigsaw's second cut.
Nov 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Resident Evil (2002)
Undead mutants see S.T.A.R.S.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rent (2005)
Taye Diggs, Angel's grave.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Rent (2005)
Lesbian thespians show love.
Mar 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator heals with plaster.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Predator (1987)
Kamikaze Chameleon: Come, Explode.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
Pirat3s.
Jul 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Pi (1998)
Hebrew words add together.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus Christ, that hurts.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Once Upon A Honeymoon (1942)
Dears of Internment.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Oliver Twist (2005)
Clark does the Twist.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Office Space (1999)
Michael Bolton likes rap.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Rico has Napoleon complex.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
My Favourite Martian (1999)
Nurplex lose their flavor.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Mor2l Kombat.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Mortal Kombat (1995)
SNES Version: No blood.
Oct 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: IIImpossible.
Sep 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mission: Impossibl3.
Apr 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank loses title, life.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mazes And Monsters (1982)
Playing 'M&M' corrupts youth.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Life's a glitch.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
The Matrix: Rebooted.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
Their hed a splode.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Mordor in the third.
Dec 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Little Monsters (1989)
Light makes monsters shrivel.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Little Mermaid II: Return To The Sea, The (2000)
Prepubescent mermaid wears undershirt.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life (2003)
Jolie is Cradle Robber.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
King Kong (2005)
Kong catches a plane.
Jan 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(6)
King Arthur (2004)
Lake Lady offers sword.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Killer Dill (1947)
This Dill is sour.
Oct 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Interpreter, The (2005)
Ku d'etat.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Disgruntled fanboy wreaks havok.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Incredibles, The (2004)
Superhero Obsession: Syndrome.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)
Gimli, Hellboy fight Krugs.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Idiocracy (2006)
Proper grammar = faggot.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Idiocracy (2006)
Bauers confronts Duh-masses.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
I, Robot (2004)
Danger, Will! Robots on!
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Fox is spiked pooch.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis girl's tranny.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
No cock rock jock.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Hedwig And The Angry Inch (2001)
Tommy Gnosis says 'Cyrus'.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged (2001)
Bury Potter.
Feb 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Happy Feet (2006)
Dirty Dancing: Antarctic Nights.
Jan 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Halo (2012)
Microsoft funded religious imagery.
Nov 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Groundhog Day (1993)
Phil rides with Phil.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Tomorrow is another (to)day.
Feb 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Grisly end, Grizzly's 'end'.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim LOVES bear poop.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Tim inside bear's skin.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Frighteners, The (1996)
Fox is Faux Psychic.
Oct 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Flight That Fought Back, The (2005)
The original United 93.
May 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Ving just wants gun.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fantastic Four (2005)
The Thing and I.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Ben Grimm gets stoned.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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