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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Nigel reveals Dutch prejudice.
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 6/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Wanted: Austin Powers' mojo
Mar 20, 2023
Scored 6/5
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Bill & Ted Face The Music (2020)
Bill & Ted's chillogy.
Jan 16, 2020
Scored 6/5
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Bill & Ted Face The Music (2020)
BILL & T3D
Aug 31, 2023
Scored 6/5
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Bill & Ted Face The Music (2020)
Bodacious bros grow up.
Aug 31, 2023
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Lady killer "cured alright."
Jun 5, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Beethoven enthusiast gets brainwashed.
Jun 5, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Singin' in the Rape
Jun 25, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Droogan leader kills woman.
Jun 27, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Young malchick is brainwashed.
Jun 27, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milk drinkers cause chaos.
Jun 27, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Hoodlums embrace ultra violence.
Jun 27, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Moloko plus ultra-violence.
Aug 19, 2019
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Beethoven fan embraces violence.
Jan 27, 2020
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Milk + Beethoven + Ultra Violence
Jan 31, 2020
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Beethoven becomes killer's weakness.
Jul 16, 2020
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Beethoven inspires teen sociopath.
Feb 3, 2020
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Beethoven's 9th tortures droog.
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Droog leader fancies Beethoven.
Feb 2, 2022
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Menaces drink Moloko.
Feb 2, 2022
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Clockwork gets American ending.
Feb 28, 2022
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Rapist sings show tune.
Mar 23, 2022
Scored 6/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Young malchick terrorizes community.
Mar 20, 2023
Scored 6/5
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Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
Cage's gun goes Bangkok.
May 24, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Camper rocks, Beavis jerks.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Idiots search for TV.
Apr 24, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Stolen TV sparks adventure.
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Chelsea Clinton attacks Butt-Head.
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Butt-Head's presidential seduction fails.
Feb 11, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
America fears idiot teens.
Mar 20, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
America wants Beavis' unit.
Apr 23, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Masturbation makes camper shake.
Aug 5, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Butt-Head unsuccessfully seduces Chelsea.
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Cornholio invades the cockpit.
Feb 12, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Most wanted idiots.
Mar 16, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Two idiots, one unit.
Feb 12, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Cartoon teens terrorize America.
Jun 27, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (1996)
Dude, where's my TV?
Aug 22, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)
Butt-Head becomes Santa Claus.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)
McVicker's kids starve.
Apr 29, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)
Beavis encounters ghostly visitors.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)
Beavis gets a whipping.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)
Beavis' tombstone tells fate.
Feb 2, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)
McVicker is Beavis' bitch.
Feb 2, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Beavis And Butt-Head Do Christmas (1995)
Chicks dig Beavis.
Feb 11, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Bio-buddies.
Jun 29, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Trapped with Paulie Shore.
Aug 17, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Bio-Dome (1996)
Dome encloses dumb duo.
Aug 20, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Clerks. (1994)
Slacker knocks over casket.
Apr 25, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Critters 2: The Main Course (1988)
Critters return for Easter.
Apr 15, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Earth women, alien attraction.
Apr 29, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump becomes national treasure.
Apr 15, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump's baby mama dies.
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump loves hippie screw-up.
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Bubba Gump catches shrimp.
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
War hero goes shrimping.
Aug 24, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee Wee finds bicycle.
May 15, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Herman hunts for bike.
May 17, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Herman's bike-seeking adventure.
May 16, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Alamo's basement doesn't exist.
May 23, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Dude, where's my bike?
Jul 4, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-Wee reclaims prized possession.
Mar 18, 2024
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-Wee ventures beyond playhouse.
Mar 18, 2024
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Stoned-out action heroes.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Asian gangsters attack barn.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Red doesn't have herpes.
May 2, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Seth saves stoner friend.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Red is a character.
May 20, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Stoners on the run.
Feb 12, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Saul doesn't sell Percocet.
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Ready To Rumble (2000)
Wrestling king wins big.
May 18, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Ready To Rumble (2000)
Arquette hits the ring.
May 4, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Ready To Rumble (2000)
WCW fan lives dream.
May 4, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man swings in Europe.
Jul 22, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man battles an illusion.
Aug 19, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man fights fake news.
Aug 21, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man is slandered again.
Jan 21, 2020
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Mysterio slanders Spider-Man.
Jan 16, 2020
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man leaves home.
Mar 20, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man's Eurotrip.
Mar 22, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man's European excursion.
Mar 22, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man's identity is exposed!
Mar 28, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man hits Italy.
Apr 8, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 2 (1999)
Second story about toys.
Feb 17, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 2 (1999)
Thieving collector toynaps Woody.
Feb 25, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
Literally starring a spork.
Aug 17, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
Woody says good-bye.
Aug 1, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
A toy's carnival adventure.
Aug 17, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
Ducky don't mess around.
Feb 3, 2020
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
Don't duck with Duckie.
Jan 13, 2020
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
Fourth story about toys.
Feb 17, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
Spork makes film debut.
Feb 25, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Tusk (2014)
Long goes full walrus.
Apr 29, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Center for ants criticized.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Model sent to kill.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Model idiot prevents assassination.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Magnum stops killer star.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Magnum saves Malaysian leader.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Center for ants attacked.
Jan 21, 2020
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Zoolander foils assassination attempt.
Jan 13, 2020
Scored 5/5
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