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Reviews by 'EarthWormJimbo'
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with a total of
176
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander 2 (2016)
Model idiocy, part 2
Jun 10, 2020
Unscored
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Center for ants criticized.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Zoolander (2001)
Model sent to kill.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Model idiot prevents assassination.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Zoolander (2001)
Magnum stops killer star.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Magnum saves Malaysian leader.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Center for ants attacked.
Jan 21, 2020
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Zoolander foils assassination attempt.
Jan 13, 2020
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Model idiot saves day.
Jan 13, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Ant building enrages idiot.
Jan 18, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Idiot smashes model building.
Jan 21, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Mr. Mugatu brainwashes model.
Feb 3, 2020
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Fierce pose stops star.
Feb 3, 2020
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Hansel; newest model idiot.
Feb 2, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Zoolander (2001)
Model idiot.
Feb 3, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Two stupid models.
Feb 4, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
You Cannot Kill David Arquette (2020)
David becomes deathmatch king.
May 18, 2022
Unscored
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You Cannot Kill David Arquette (2020)
Arquette revives wrestling career
Mar 16, 2023
Unscored
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Wedding Crashers (2005)
Wedding crashers are lovestruck.
Feb 10, 2022
Unscored
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Wedding Crashers (2005)
Wilson is lovestruck homewrecker.
Feb 10, 2022
Unscored
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Wedding Crashers (2005)
Vince gets tackled twice.
Feb 2, 2022
Unscored
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Tusk (2014)
Long goes full walrus.
Apr 29, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story 4 (2019)
Literally starring a spork.
Aug 17, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story 4 (2019)
Woody says good-bye.
Aug 1, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story 4 (2019)
A toy's carnival adventure.
Aug 17, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Toy Story 4 (2019)
Ducky don't mess around.
Feb 3, 2020
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Toy Story 4 (2019)
Don't duck with Duckie.
Jan 13, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Toy Story 4 (2019)
Fourth story about toys.
Feb 17, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 4 (2019)
Spork makes film debut.
Feb 25, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
Third story about toys.
Feb 28, 2022
Unscored
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
Toys discover daycare terror.
Feb 17, 2022
Unscored
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
Teddy bear dictates daycare.
Feb 25, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Lotso is corrupt.
Feb 25, 2022
Unscored
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
Woody escapes daycare dictatorship.
Feb 17, 2022
Unscored
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Toy Story 3 (2010)
Buzz en Espanol.
Feb 25, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Second story about toys.
Feb 17, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Toy Story 2 (1999)
Thieving collector toynaps Woody.
Feb 25, 2022
Scored 5/5
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The Power Of Glove (2017)
Tacky glove's powerful fail.
Feb 3, 2020
Unscored
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(1)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ambitious driver overcomes fear.
Mar 18, 2024
Unscored
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ricky Bobby drives hard.
Mar 18, 2024
Unscored
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man swings in Europe.
Jul 22, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man battles an illusion.
Aug 19, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man fights fake news.
Aug 21, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man is slandered again.
Jan 21, 2020
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Mysterio slanders Spider-Man.
Jan 16, 2020
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man leaves home.
Mar 20, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man's Eurotrip.
Mar 22, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man's European excursion.
Mar 22, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man's identity is exposed!
Mar 28, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Spider-Man hits Italy.
Apr 8, 2023
Scored 5/5
Vote
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Mad mothers fight Canadians.
Aug 1, 2019
Unscored
Vote
(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Mad mothers wage war.
Jan 21, 2020
Unscored
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Canadians bomb Baldwin brothers.
Jan 23, 2020
Unscored
Vote
(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Saddam is the pitcher.
Feb 2, 2022
Unscored
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Satan takes Saddam's dick.
Jan 23, 2020
Unscored
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
British zombie buddy film.
May 4, 2022
Unscored
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Undead Brits eat brains.
May 4, 2022
Unscored
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Ready To Rumble (2000)
Wrestling king wins big.
May 18, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Ready To Rumble (2000)
Arquette hits the ring.
May 4, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Ready To Rumble (2000)
WCW fan lives dream.
May 4, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Stoned-out action heroes.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Asian gangsters attack barn.
Apr 15, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Red doesn't have herpes.
May 2, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Seth saves stoner friend.
Apr 23, 2019
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Red is a character.
May 20, 2019
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Stoners on the run.
Feb 12, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Pineapple Express (2008)
Saul doesn't sell Percocet.
Feb 10, 2022
Scored 5/5
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Pianist, The (2002)
Pianist eludes Nazi pursuit.
Aug 15, 2019
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee Wee finds bicycle.
May 15, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Herman hunts for bike.
May 17, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Herman's bike-seeking adventure.
May 16, 2023
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Alamo's basement doesn't exist.
May 23, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Dude, where's my bike?
Jul 4, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-Wee reclaims prized possession.
Mar 18, 2024
Scored 5/5
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Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
Pee-Wee ventures beyond playhouse.
Mar 18, 2024
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Satan spawn loves Popeyes.
Mar 24, 2023
Unscored
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Little Nicky (2000)
Adam goes to Hell.
Mar 24, 2023
Unscored
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Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler's hellish comedy flick.
Mar 28, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler becomes redeemed demon.
Mar 28, 2023
Unscored
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Little Nicky (2000)
Sandler is half-demon, half-angel.
Mar 30, 2023
Unscored
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Little Nicky (2000)
Demon dog cracks jokes.
Mar 28, 2023
Unscored
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(1)
Little Nicky (2000)
Demons in a flask.
Apr 8, 2023
Unscored
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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Lost lad in NY
Mar 24, 2022
Unscored
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(1)
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Lost boy, big spender
Mar 24, 2022
Unscored
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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Sticky bandits hit NY.
Apr 19, 2022
Unscored
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Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Painter takes over Germany.
May 21, 2023
Unscored
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Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Austrian painter captures Germany.
Sep 22, 2023
Unscored
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Head Of State (2003)
White House gets blacked.
Apr 19, 2022
Unscored
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Head Of State (2003)
Chris Rock learns wrestling.
Apr 19, 2022
Unscored
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Head Of State (2003)
President Rock precedes Obama.
Apr 16, 2022
Unscored
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Head Of State (2003)
Rock rules the roost.
Apr 16, 2022
Unscored
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Head Of State (2003)
Democrats nominate random minority.
Apr 19, 2022
Unscored
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Head Of State (2003)
Rock unexpectedly wins election.
Apr 16, 2022
Unscored
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump becomes national treasure.
Apr 15, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump's baby mama dies.
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Gump loves hippie screw-up.
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Bubba Gump catches shrimp.
Aug 21, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
War hero goes shrimping.
Aug 24, 2023
Scored 5/5
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Flyboys (2006)
Flight and fight.
Jul 3, 2019
Unscored
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(1)
Flyboys (2006)
WWI in the sky.
Aug 1, 2019
Unscored
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