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Reviews by 'Falken'
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with a total of
1234
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Airplane! (1980)
Oveur the top gags.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Airplane! (1980)
Air Farce One.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(42)
American Psycho (2000)
The 'Excess' Chainsaw Massacre.
Jun 14, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(5)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Dead Slobs and Boomsticks.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(18)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
S-Mart ass.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(7)
Batman: Dead End (2003)
Batman encounters unfamiliar Predator.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Big Trouble In Little China (1986)
Carpenter built kung-fu masterpiece.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(8)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
The sounds of ultraviolence.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(10)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Lactose. Intolerance.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Dolemite (1975)
Rudy Ray's rhyming pimp.
Apr 30, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Bruce Lee shakes Han.
May 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Highlander (1986)
Connery: Double O Severed.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(3)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Life according to Python.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(2)
Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
'Mr. October' gets brainwashed.
May 10, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Se7en (1995)
Gwyneth gets sore throat.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Shaft (1971)
Shaft goes after Bumpy.
May 2, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Spoiler! Vader's Luke's father!
May 7, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(4)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller pulls a muscle.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
They Live (1988)
Bubblegum Shortage incites 'Rowdy'ness.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 6/5
Vote
(14)
28 Days Later (2002)
'Rage' Against the Vaccine.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
The Mattress of Solitude.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Courteney's Young. Sean's Cock.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Air Farce Two.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Alien (1979)
Parasites get laid.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Aliens (1986)
Ripley aborts alien babies.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Carell loves lamp.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
A Shock, Shock Joke.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Enter the Shaggin'.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batman gets nasty Ra's.
May 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Heston nukes mad house.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Blackenstein (1973)
Frankenstein, with some 'soul'.
May 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blacula (1972)
Vampire's one baaaad sucka!
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Boy Whose Skin Fell Off, The (2004)
Abstaining the membrane.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Clerks. (1994)
Slackers sound like Thesaurus.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
The Newly-Dead Game.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
Chomping Mall.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Devil's Rejects, The (2005)
Firefly's take road trip.
May 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Dogma (1999)
God's bod deserves nod.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Dracula (1931)
Morte, Bela.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
'Urine' for a laugh.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1966)
Go-go dancers stop cripple.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Frankenstein (1931)
Karloff gets Nip/Tuck.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Friday (1995)
'Smokey And The Dimwit'.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Spectre inspector inspects her.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino, Rodriguez double feature.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
House Of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Searching for Dr. Satan.
May 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Inarticulate Robert goes Hollywood.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Black Mamba, dead Geisha.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Liu 'Die Nasty'.
Jul 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Uma finishes off D.V.A.S.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Killing Zoe (1993)
Teller moonlights as whore.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Killing Zoe (1993)
Pulpe Fiction.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
King Kong (1933)
Fay escapes clay ape.
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Kingpin (1996)
Woody penetrates three holes.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
King of the swill.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Mallrats (1995)
Schooners, sodomy and diphtheria.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Man On Fire (2004)
Protecting State of Dakota.
Jan 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Fear, The (1991)
Butt birthmark: Whistler's Mother?
May 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Natural Born Killers (1994)
Downey has pepper fetish.
May 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Zombies crave 'gray' matter.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Freddy vs. Gilbert Grape.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Invasion of flying hubcaps.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Moses monkeys around.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Z: Pain in ass.
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Re-Animator (1985)
Receiving head from head?
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
'A Fieldwork Orange'.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Rocky (1976)
Sly of the tiger.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Rocky III (1982)
Rocky hits T square.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Serpent And The Rainbow, The (1988)
Pullman researches zombie drug.
Jul 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Deadbeat beats undead.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Soylent Green (1973)
Mankind turns to shit.
Nov 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Spider-Man (2002)
This Osborn is intelligible!
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Ock's farewell to arms.
May 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan (1982)
Montalban's revenge served cold.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Kirk is beside himself.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Borg bitch battles baldy.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Kirk dies. Toupee survives.
Nov 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Guinness served at Cantina.
May 9, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Han's 'Luke' warm reception.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)
Quagmire's cross cuntry tour.
May 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Superman II (1980)
Zod dammit!
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Terminator, The (1984)
Cyborg Terrorizes 'Kahleefornia'.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Transformers: The Movie, The (1986)
The Last Unicron.
Nov 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Truth Or Consequences, N.M. (1997)
Keifer Madness.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Unbreakable (2000)
Bruce almighty.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Chaney grows unsightly hair.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wrestling (1892)
Wrestlemania 0.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
X-Men (2000)
X and the City.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
American Pie (1999)
Pie with sausage filling.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
GILF.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Pythanthology.
Jun 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Angel Heart (1987)
Denise Hextable.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Any Given Sunday (1999)
A Stone's throw away.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Cold Cuts.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
The Ice Box Cutteth.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Enemy Heinz.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Moon becomes Death Star.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Avatar (2009)
Fleece Na'vi's DoD.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Avatar (2009)
Cyanide.
Jan 8, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Hart and 'Sole'.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
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