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Intestinal Fourtitude.
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Naked Boys Singing (2007)
Boys are sexually octave.
Aug 30, 2010
Unscored
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(14)
Repo Men (2010)
Operation. Repo.
Aug 29, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Switch, The (2010)
Bateman's baby batter blunder.
Aug 24, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Blood Work (2002)
Eastwood's change of heart.
Aug 23, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Inside Hana's Suitcase (2009)
Hana and Her Resisters.
Feb 21, 2010
Unscored
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Chewin' Bruin, The (1940)
Bear Spits in Woods.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
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(13)
Chewin' Bruin, The (1940)
Grin and Bear Spit.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
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(5)
Eating Disorders: The Musical! (2009)
The Thin Lady Sings.
Feb 16, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)
Going out of Sty.
Feb 16, 2010
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(12)
Largest Duck Farm In The World, The (1913)
A Box of Quackers.
Feb 16, 2010
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(8)
Am I Normal?: A Film About Male Puberty (1979)
Cock and Ball Story.
Feb 15, 2010
Unscored
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(10)
Crazy Girls Undercover (2008)
Undercover Sisters.
Feb 15, 2010
Unscored
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(3)
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Class of the Titans.
Feb 7, 2010
Unscored
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(16)
Popcorn With Maple Syrup (2004)
Sappy Canadian Movies.
Feb 4, 2010
Unscored
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(14)
Heart To Heart.com (1999)
A Romantic .com(edy).
Feb 4, 2010
Unscored
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
Tailor's Swift.
Feb 3, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
Nègre Blanc, Le (1912)
Black and White Movie.
Jan 28, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
Over-Incubated Baby, An (1901)
Done Baby Done.
Jan 27, 2010
Unscored
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(15)
Pig Hunt (2008)
The Boar War.
Jan 26, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Hookers In Revolt (2008)
Mutiny of the Booty.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
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(9)
Canucula! (Dracula In Canada) (2008)
Type Eh Blood Needed.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
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(12)
New York City 'Ghetto' Fish Market (1903)
Good show, old chum.
Jan 13, 2010
Unscored
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(9)
Trapeze Disrobing Act (1901)
Acrobuttocks.
Jan 11, 2010
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(9)
Treevenge (2008)
Arbor eat 'em.
Jan 11, 2010
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(6)
Treevenge (2008)
Root, offal, evil.
Jan 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Space: The Final Junkyard (1999)
Star Drek.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
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(12)
Youth In Revolt (2009)
Que Cera, Cera.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
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(10)
Killer Fish (1979)
Inglorious Bass Turds.
Jan 8, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Avatar (2009)
Cyanide.
Jan 8, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Stealing Chickens (1903)
Thieves can't pullet off.
Jan 6, 2010
Unscored
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(11)
Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Arachnofourbia.
Jan 6, 2010
Unscored
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(6)
Chinese Opium Den (1894)
Shanghigh.
Jan 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Make The Yuletide Gay (2009)
The Santa Closet.
Jan 6, 2010
Unscored
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(8)
I Love Fat Girls (1991)
Thighs Wide Smut.
Jan 5, 2010
Unscored
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(9)
Gay Muslims (2006)
Islam shoved down throats.
Jan 5, 2010
Unscored
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(6)
Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)
Curse of the Mammary.
Dec 31, 2009
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Emmanuelle The Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs. Dracula (2004)
Two bodily fluids craved.
Dec 31, 2009
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(9)
Bastard (2001)
Vainglorious Bastard.
Dec 31, 2009
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Emmanuelle, Queen Of The Galaxy (1994)
Cosmic Sutra.
Dec 31, 2009
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(5)
Erotic Rites Of Frankenstein, The (1972)
Electrocock therapy.
Dec 31, 2009
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Fatal Erection (1988)
Came and went.
Dec 31, 2009
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101 Rent Boys (2000)
'In depth' motel documentary.
Dec 31, 2009
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Peaceful Propaganda (2005)
Battery is not included.
Dec 31, 2009
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(7)
Restless Conscience: Resistance To Hitler Within Germany 1933-1945, The (1992)
District 'Nein.'
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
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(15)
By The People: The Election Of Barack Obama (2009)
An Obamanation.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
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(14)
Day In The Life Of A Dog, A (1917)
Dog has it's day.
Dec 31, 2009
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Fat Beauty Contest (2006)
Crowned by the pound.
Dec 31, 2009
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Fat Beauty Contest (2006)
Big Miss Sunshine.
Dec 31, 2009
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(7)
Fat Beauty Contest (2006)
Miss USDA.
Dec 31, 2009
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(6)
Edward Penishands (1991)
Viagra causes carpal tunnel.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
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(3)
Edward Penishands (1991)
Eddie Not Fingered.
Dec 31, 2009
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Retardead (2008)
Special Deaducation.
Dec 31, 2009
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(1)
Retardead (2008)
Zombie's a no brainer.
Dec 31, 2009
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(1)
Retardead (2008)
Zombies require brain food.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
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(1)
Avatar (2009)
Fleece Na'vi's DoD.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
A.I.: Artificial Implants.
Oct 31, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Nude Bondage Tea Party (1998)
'Whipped' cream and sugar?
May 14, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Snow White And The Seven Perverts (1973)
Snow White, seven inches.
May 14, 2007
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(2)
Twist (2003)
Puts 'Dick' in Dickensian.
May 13, 2007
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(2)
Rectuma (2004)
Booty is the Beast.
Dec 27, 2006
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(5)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
'Let my people blow!'.
Nov 17, 2006
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(10)
Pam & Tommy Lee: Stolen Honeymoon (1998)
Tommy receives V.I.P. service.
Nov 15, 2006
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(3)
Fabulous! The Story Of Queer Cinema (2006)
Box Office Fops.
Nov 15, 2006
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(3)
Fabulous! The Story Of Queer Cinema (2006)
Homo Movies.
Nov 15, 2006
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(1)
I Was A Jewish Sex Worker (1996)
Prostitute doesn't receive 'tips'.
Nov 6, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
'Blown' out of proportion.
Oct 25, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
I Dream Of Zinedine Zidane (2005)
Zidane's inside head, but...
Aug 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Long Jeanne Silver (1977)
Mutiny on the Booty.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(5)
Transformers (2007)
More than meets CGI.
Aug 11, 2006
Unscored
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(21)
Bridget The Midget: A Short Story (1999)
Itty Bitty Gang Bang.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(15)
Backwards: The Riddle Of Dyslexia (1984)
Phoenix writes inverse.
Aug 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Joker makes Ledger entry.
Aug 5, 2006
Unscored
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(5)
Clerks II (2006)
Mooby's serves donkey meat.
Aug 3, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Bison has bi son.
Jul 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Big Trees, The (1952)
Raiders of lost bark.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
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(8)
Basic Electricity, As Applied To Electronic Control Systems (1943)
Short, circuit.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Basic Electricity, As Applied To Electronic Control Systems (1943)
A Current Affair.
Jul 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Serpent And The Rainbow, The (1988)
Pullman researches zombie drug.
Jul 24, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fluffy Cumsalot, Porn Star (2003)
Twat's in a name?
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Hot Potato (1976)
Kelly rescues ambassador's 'spud'.
Jul 19, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975)
He cums in peace.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Freezing Auntie (1912)
Liquid, cool aunt.
Jul 17, 2006
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(8)
Vampire Lovers, The (1970)
Vampiric Pitt feeds monthly.
Jul 17, 2006
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(1)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (1962)
Phantom Hammers the organ.
Jul 17, 2006
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(1)
Horror Of Dracula (1958)
Dracula Hammered with stake.
Jul 17, 2006
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(2)
Star Trek The Experience: The Klingon Encounter (1998)
Klingons do Vegas, baby!
Jul 17, 2006
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(2)
Barbecue: A Love Story (1997)
Coal Minders Daughter.
Jul 12, 2006
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(12)
Dracula: Prince Of Darkness (1966)
Dracula returns silent-Lee.
Jul 12, 2006
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(1)
Godthumb, The (2001)
The Five (fingered) Families.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
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(12)
Dildo Diaries (2002)
Toys for twats.
Jul 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Kiss Of The Vampire, The (1963)
Vampires have Ravnaous appetite.
Jul 10, 2006
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(1)
Evil Of Frankenstein, The (1964)
Zoltan hypnotizes Frankenstein's monster.
Jul 10, 2006
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(2)
Devil Rides Out, The (1968)
Duke Richleau outsmarts satanists.
Jul 10, 2006
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(1)
Curse Of The Werewolf, The (1961)
Reed's lycanthropic character drama.
Jul 10, 2006
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(1)
Brides Of Dracula, The (1960)
Schoolteacher unwittingly unleashes vampire.
Jul 10, 2006
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(2)
Vampire Circus (1972)
The Greatest Show Unearthed.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
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(13)
Tales From The Crapper (2004)
The Thick Brown Line.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Skydivers, The (1963)
Skydiving, coffee, more skydiving!
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Night Train To Mundo Fine (1966)
Convict trio invades Cuba.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 0/5
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(1)
Man Who Laughs, The (1928)
Gwynplaine is all smiles.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
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