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Reviews by 'Tilde'
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with a total of
52
reviews published to date.
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Army Of Darkness (1992)
Dumb zombies eat boomstick.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Reaper surprisingly loses Cluedo.
Jul 23, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Braindead (1992)
Macaroni meatheads meet maker.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Braindead (1992)
Mower meets more meat.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
KO camel, Arnie OK.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dune (1984)
Spice Stings sandy space.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Groovy genre defining gore-fest.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Hero humps hand horror.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead II (1987)
DIY safety film classic.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Evil Dead II (1987)
Infected book inflicts fun.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Pitt's half acting badly.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Modern Hammer bludgeons audience.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Python denies he's Jesus.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Little Nicky (2000)
Harvey's hilarious Hades.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Mr Madonna's macho mayhem.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Madge's man's mockney monicker.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Quintessential Quentin.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Rainbow gang all red.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
farmboy fumbles, foils father.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Prescient President Arnold's fundraiser.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
President Arnie's campaign launcher.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Thing, The (1982)
Chilling, scary-ass mimic monster.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Thing, The (1982)
Alien shitsicles hit fan.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Rocks better than Stones.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Trainspotting (1996)
Haggis with cold turkey.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(7)
Trainspotting (1996)
Kenobi knobs sexy schoolgirl.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
TRON (1982)
D.I.Y. C.G.I.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Unforgiven (1992)
Farmer protects pretty prositutes.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Hauer humps Harrison's hero.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
Clint's convenient Caribbean crises.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jackie Brown (1997)
Brown's the new black.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Logan's Run (1976)
Zapped zimmers, crumblies cremated.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mask, The (1994)
Carrey's tongue wipes floor.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Bulemic Mr Creozote redecorates.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Basil's ancestor bashes history.
Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Lumberjacks rejoice outside closet.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie's nuts get Stoned.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Total Recall (1990)
Sharon kicks Arnie's stones.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Carrey surprisingly avoids faceache.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
U.S. Marshals (1998)
Tommy searches, Wesley hides.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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U.S. Marshals (1998)
Tommy suspects, Wes innocent.
Jul 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
Gucci girl grows up.
Jul 25, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence (1983)
Ziggy in ze jungle.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Piano, The (1993)
Harvey's manicurist skills suspect.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
inverted Hackman descends upwards.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Have shades, will travel.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Titanic (1997)
Lucrative liner lies low.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Twins (1988)
Schwartzenegger's BIG, Danny's small.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Watched which witch, where?
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
First Knight (1995)
American Gigolo does England.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Judge Dredd (1995)
Mega Shitty One.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(9)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Superpants' downhill slide continues.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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