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Reviews by 'Pumpkin'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
544
reviews published to date.
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Aliens (1986)
Aliens served military buffet.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
American Graffiti (1973)
George Lucas's 'Happy Days'.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Angel Heart (1987)
Naked Cosby kid, creepy.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Angela's Ashes (1999)
Siblings dropping like flies.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Animal House (1978)
Made food fights popular.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Belle finds Beast's beauty.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bedazzled (1967)
Cook is devilishly funny.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blazing Saddles (1974)
Brooks's western buddy film.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Bring It On (2000)
Hotties in cheerleader outfits.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Casino (1995)
Scorsese scorches Sin City.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Citizen Kane (1941)
Died alone. Who heard?
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Forced conditioning, real possibility.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Conan The Barbarian (1982)
Arnie skins snake cult.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Crow, The (1994)
Clown returns from grave.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Doors, The (1991)
Val breaks on through.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Evil Dead II (1987)
A farewell to arms.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Fly, The (1986)
Human fly wants mate.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
Bounty hunter's greedy competition.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fright Night (1985)
Undead make bad neighbors.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Godfather, The (1972)
Crime family very organized.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Brotherly love, Italian style.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
GoldenEye (1995)
Bond vs. Russians, again.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Green Mile, The (1999)
Convict works healing miracles.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Cusack forks Paraguay's president.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Movie is own sequel.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Magical kids win again.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Highlander (1986)
Prize is mortality? Oops.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
King Kong (1933)
Monkey tours Big Apple.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Kingpin (1996)
Farrelly movie with balls.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lady And The Tramp (1955)
Mutt finds rich bitch.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Last Starfighter, The (1984)
Arcade game trains pilots.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Mallrats (1995)
Jersey boys go shopping.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
White trash Homer remake.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack has shocking performance.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Satan knocks up Mia.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Roxanne (1987)
Martin's 'Cyrano de Bergerac'.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Depp fights dead headhunter.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Princess has midget fetish.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Merlin teaches young Arthur.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
A good killing machine?!
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Shakespeare by drunken knobs.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Thing, The (1982)
Doppleganger gets cold shoulder.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Westworld (1973)
Robot goes apeshit.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Drunk saves animated bunny.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Wild Things (1998)
Dillion: luckiest man alive.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond vs. painless killer.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
'Burbs, The (1989)
Cul-de-sac crazies cause chaos.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey's ass, best actor.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Babysitter gets hazard pay.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
E.T. eats space truckers.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
American Werewolf In London, An (1981)
Dog bite ruins vacation.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
As Good As It Gets (1997)
Wacko woos worried waitress.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Batman (1989)
Burton got Gotham right.
Dec 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowling stoner's pissy rug.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
REAL Buffy slays Hauer.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Godfather with singing children.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Bankrobbers bite Bolivian bullets.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Rug muncher changes teams.
Dec 30, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Chinatown (1974)
Jack discovers incest plot.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Cinderella (1950)
Rides pumpkin, loses shoe.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dr. No (1962)
Ursula's bikini wows Bond.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Alien invents cell phone.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Salma ghoul. Juliette ghoulish.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Funny Farm (1988)
Country life bemuses Chevy.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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It (1990)
Sewer-dwelling killer clown.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Entire Askewniverse's last gasp.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Life Less Ordinary, A (1997)
Obi-wan kidnaps boss' daughter.
Jan 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lion King, The (1994)
Cub finds bug-eating friends.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Man With Two Brains, The (1983)
Pickled brain seduces surgeon.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Near Dark (1987)
Your average vampire family.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Officer And A Gentleman, An (1982)
Buddhist joins the Navy.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Future world currency... bananas.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Quick Change (1990)
Crooks can't catch ride.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Scream (1996)
Ridicules own entertaining genre.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Geeky Hall chases redhead.
May 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Smokey And The Bandit (1977)
Gleason chases Reynolds around.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Soylent Green (1973)
People taste like chicken.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Storm Of The Century (1999)
Blizzard brings bad business.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Ghosts make jail break.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
TRON (1982)
Computer nerd goes virtual.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men (2000)
Romijn-Stamos, blue and naked.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Almost Famous (2000)
Groupies gang bang kid.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
American Beauty (1999)
Bening cheats. Spacey dies.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Soldiers take road trip.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Criminal cowboys' comic capers.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Caddyshack (1980)
It's snobs vs. slobs.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Nerd rents hottie's love.
Jan 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Clerks. (1994)
Jersey slut humps corpse.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Gay robber's true story.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Dogma (1999)
Kevin Smith, hell bound.
Dec 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Erik The Viking (1989)
Vikings find Godly children.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Foreign languages excite Jamie.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
Frailty (2001)
Angels advise murder spree.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Sigourney set on stunning.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Ghostbusters (1984)
Effects don't overshadow story.
Jan 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Goldfinger (1964)
Butler kills with bowler.
Dec 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Hottie loses both men.
Dec 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Bruce steals across Europe.
Jan 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indy has daddy issues.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Lumberjacks beware! Trees upset.
May 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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