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Reviews by 'Spurting'
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with a total of
175
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Kubrick's dream project, wasted.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Air America (1990)
Looney Gibson in Laos.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Alien (1979)
'Chest' bursting with action.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
True purple haze horror.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Liz metal not wooden??
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Bad Taste (1987)
Derek saves the world.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Barb Wire (1996)
Acting tits wearing make-up.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Surreal, muddied Malkovich mind.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big Blue, The (1988)
Enzo ends as lived.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Big Blue, The (1988)
Mad men match mackerel.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Stoner's life gains complication..
Mar 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blade (1998)
Leather clad, black Buffy!
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blade Runner (1982)
Replicants reach sell by.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Responsible cinematic equality milestone.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Blow (2001)
Never trust coke heads.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Leia disarmed with kiss.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boot, Das (1981)
Subs, beards all round.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Carry On Camping (1969)
Buck-shot, boobs, bikes, blagging.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Plasticine poultry pie plant.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Chocolat (2000)
Milk Tray breaks barriers.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
City Of God (2002)
'Lock Stock' in Rio.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Antisocial Alex abolishes brainwashing.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Bloody footing, euro trashed.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Billboard Bruce beats Bosche.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dog Soldiers (2002)
Black comedy. Hairy locals.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
'Zulu' meets sick puppies.
Nov 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Drowning By Numbers (1988)
Sequential death, fantastic art.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Tale of lost youth.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Event Horizon (1997)
Posessed project, kills crew!
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Fantasia (1940)
Musical Mickey meets Mescaline!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp's Thompson almost perfect.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Earth saved by Boogiewonderland!!
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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From Hell (2001)
Opium sleepy, not hollow.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Gattaca (1997)
Bloke leaves suspect stains.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit, A (1989)
'Cheesy' start to career.
May 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Reunion causes work stress.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Italian Job, The (1969)
Foreign foray fucks Fiat!!
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Just Visiting (2001)
English version. French slapstick.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Milky 'cleans' corrupt cops.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hairy toed fraternity fun.
Nov 28, 2002
Scored 5/5
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MASH (1970)
Korean looniversity of medicine.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Meet Joe Black (1998)
Hopkins hosts spoon sucker.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Memento (2000)
Condition kills crooked copper.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Muppets From Space (1999)
Pigs in lycra, nice!
Nov 29, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Nikita (1990)
Frowning french femme fatal!!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Clooney capable of comedy.
Dec 2, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Boost, boosted by soundtrack.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Once Were Warriors (1994)
Stormtrooper template beats family.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Platoon (1986)
Berenger bastard- Dafoe dead.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Improves Gimp sales worldwide.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ronin (1998)
Bean out of league.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Ronin (1998)
Underrated, unparallelled car chases.
Jan 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Franka: fantastic firey froulein!!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Saving Grace (2000)
New British cottage industry.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Quirky Walken revenge quest.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Snatch (2000)
Punjabi? Pikey, Paddy, Pitt.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Blasters, sabres, space, winging.
Mar 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Taxi (1998)
French, fast, fared fun.
Nov 20, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Taxi 2 (2000)
Taxi without Petras pants.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Taxi 2 (2000)
Peugeots panel-beaters punished.
Jan 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Brad barmy, monkey army!
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Afro unbalances glass man.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Wallace & Gromit In The Wrong Trousers (1993)
Penguin purturbes pantalooned puppy.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Grommit framed in sidecar.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Withnail & I (1987)
Drunken acting from teetotaller.
Nov 26, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(2)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Cactuses, comedy, tequilla, toss-pots.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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51st State, The (2001)
Kilted culture clash comedy.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Anatomy (2000)
Nazis carve pretty corpses.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antz (1998)
Allen averts ant apocalypse.
Nov 27, 2002
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Horror comedy. Humour scary.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Mole Savages boys face.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Laughable labido led loon.
Sep 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Winona Ryder tames shrew.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bird On A Wire (1990)
Running, hiding, zoo, romance.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blade II (2002)
Lame reintro of Whistler.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Blown Away (1994)
Bouncing Betty blasts bobbies.
Jan 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Braindead (1992)
Mower masacre, ankle deep.
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Classic capers. Buddies blasted.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Casino (1995)
DeNero eye-popping fun.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Fraud but not bored.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Clockwise (1986)
Headmasters bad luck, timed.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
A tunefully lit, hid-y-ho.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Coming To America (1988)
Wife hunt, Eddie classic.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Con Air (1997)
Ensure disbelief belts fastened.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Contact (1997)
Fine Foster forges friendships.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Shim concerns boys worldwide.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Cube (1997)
Cheese slice classic death.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Barnes bombers bouncing bravery.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Charming chap chooses choking.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Death Becomes Her (1992)
Elixirs's eternal stereo ear-ache.
Feb 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Deer Hunter, The (1978)
Slow-Streaking-Suicide-Survival.
Jan 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Demolition Man (1993)
Reintroduction of violence, entertaining.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Solo terrorist task force.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Twisted trip with Harvey.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Enemy At The Gates (2001)
Sniping! Sex scene- why???
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex (1972)
Jester's Woody gets chop.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Fun-filled rule screw.
Jan 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Frailty (2001)
Bible/ lead pipe basher!
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Frailty (2001)
Hatchet burried in psycho.
Feb 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Spaghetti, balls and sauce.
Feb 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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