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Reviews by 'Mark8884'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
377
reviews published to date.
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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Classic Python merged together.
Jun 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Great cameos and piss-takes.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Good underwear. Bad teeth.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Family incest just avoided.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Cop car mechanics cringe.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bridge On The River Kwai, The (1957)
Build bridge. Destroy bridge.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Empire Of The Sun (1987)
Spielberg's unbeatably moving film.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Turtles on sea 'weed'.
Oct 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Palin: sss-tttuttering dog killer.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ghostbusters II (1989)
Pink slime stops baths.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Goldfinger (1964)
The Bond cliche generator.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Jaws (1975)
Mechanical shark scared me!
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Lesson: Kitchen not safe.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Hitman is (almost) indestructible.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Life Of Brian (1979)
Brilliant and hilarious blasphemy.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 5/5
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Lion King, The (1994)
Disney shows who's King.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Real gangsters. Superb ending.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Neo has leather fetish.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Food = meaning of life.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Classic Python with shrubbery.
Nov 21, 2002
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Classic Python done live.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Slut becomes lady overnight.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Everyone becomes Mr Crimson.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Road Trip (2000)
Porn causes petrol usage.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Silblings cause expensive rescue.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Scary Movie (2000)
Scarily funny 'Scream' spoof.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Se7en (1995)
Psycho keeps undertakers busy.
Feb 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Shaun bats for England.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(15)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Sheep, cheese and windows.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Camp conjurer causes comedy.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Surprise guest at dinner.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Aliens (1986)
'Alien' plural = more + scarier.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
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American Beauty (1999)
Dreams keep florist busy.
Apr 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(13)
American History X (1998)
Extremely disturbing curb scene.
Dec 24, 2002
Scored 4/5
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Lesson: Glue not lubricant.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Psycho (2000)
Axe weilding music reviewer.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Lost powers. Viagra needed.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Babe (1995)
Bacon herds sheep. Nice.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bugsy Malone (1976)
'Godfather' with custard pies.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carlito's Way (1993)
Coked lawyer annoys Mafia.
Jan 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Carry On Screaming! (1966)
Mad mannequin maker murders.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Carry On... Up The Khyber (1968)
War doesn't stop dinner.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chicken Run (2000)
Fat birds escape Colditz.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Client, The (1994)
Trailer trash in court.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Clockwise (1986)
Headmaster Cleese misses appointment.
Jan 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Con Air (1997)
Welcome aboard Clich� Air.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Copycat (1995)
'Se7en' style killer caught.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Croupier (1998)
Darkly captivating gambling flick.
Jan 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Day Of The Jackal, The (1973)
Crutches contain concealed killer.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Death On The Nile (1978)
Nile killer. Nil confessions.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Germans blown up again.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Simon says 'wash vest'.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Idiots turn down waxing.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Enemy Of The State (1998)
Lawyer pisses off NSA.
May 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Jail break instructional movie.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Face/Off (1997)
Crazed vicar needs Caging.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fargo (1996)
Thick kidnappers. Fictitious truth.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
...Wind, Fire... ginger girl?
May 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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From Russia With Love (1963)
Bond gets good vodka.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Comedians offer pest control.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
GoldenEye (1995)
Brosnan saves world + franchise.
Jan 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
GoodFellas (1990)
Liotta has Gotti problems.
Oct 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Great Escape, The (1963)
'Escape proof' theory trashed.
Jul 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Cher permanently looped. Nightmare!
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Halloween (1978)
Carpenter builds Curtis's coffin.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Rowling conjures up cash.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter faces Black magic.
Sep 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Murderous kid chases burglers.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York (1992)
Kid commits GBH again.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Home Alone 3 (1997)
Remote controlled criminal bait.
Dec 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Ice Age (2002)
'Jungle Book' on ice.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Nazis vs. Ford.
Jan 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
Duty free triple agent.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Musical jungle fun.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Look for Bill.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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L.A. Confidential (1997)
LA DA WC KO.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(16)
Last Emperor, The (1987)
Emperor forces ink drinking.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Long Good Friday, The (1980)
Gangsters bombed, hang around.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbit haircuts required.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hobbits obviously volcano proof.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Walking trees- Greenpeace ad.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Cockney chimney sweeps dance.
Feb 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
MASH (1970)
Korean blood and golf.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mask, The (1994)
Green Carrey on drugs.
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mean Machine (2001)
Vinnie does prison footy.
Sep 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Men In Black (1997)
Black suits protect aliens.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Miss Congeniality (2000)
Sexy Bullock wins pagent.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters find nuclear alternative.
Feb 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mousehunt (1997)
Amateur pest control- hilarious!
Mar 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Murder On The Orient Express (1974)
Godfather of all whodunnits.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Tuna trial and error.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!, The (1988)
Crap cop protects Queen.
Apr 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Negotiator, The (1998)
Hostage expert takes hostages.
Jan 18, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Night Of The Living Dead (1968)
Dead good early horror.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Notting Hill (1999)
Welsh weirdo wears y-fronts.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Nutty Professor, The (1996)
Big brain, big wind.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Fake SWAT win jackpot.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Papillon (1973)
Prison endurance. Harrowing masterpiece.
Jan 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell makes long call.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp is pirate pin-up.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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