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Troy (2004) |
| 257 reviews |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Paris doesn't die? Should. |
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| Helen, Achilles, Troy fucked. |
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| Brad pitted against Bana. |
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| Achilles, Agamemnon seek spotlight. |
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| Troy's vengeance for cousin. |
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| Tomorrow belongs to Achilles. |
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| Hector: 'Pitt acts draggy'. |
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| Achilles chooses glory, doom. |
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| Peterson's paraphrase's the Pitts. |
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| Girl inflames Troy's hearts. |
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| Priam ignores sons' advice. |
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| Hector needs Trojan hearse. |
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| Battle leaves Trojans hoarse. |
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| Odysseus needles Achilles repeatedly. |
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| Bloom's Pit(t)iful fighting skills. |
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| Troy annhilated by Greeks. |
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| Greeks braying for victory. |
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| Gift horse fells Trojans. |
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| Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat. |
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| Helen made war worthwhile. |
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| Pitt good, Tzarovska better. |
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| Paris hopes Trojans safe! |
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| Ancient sodomites' story sodomized. |
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| Pitt provides pectoral prowess. |
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| Bloom's blunder becomes battle. |
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| Skirted Pitt slays throngs. |
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| D'oh! Brad's Trojan coarse. |
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| Pretty boy slaughters Trojans. |
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| Average Helen inspires war. |
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| Greece seas. Pitt's stuff. |
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| Pretty gladiator kills Hulk. |
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| Achilles dying for renown. |
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| Crossdressing Brad fights, dies. |
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| Pitt plays transformed heel. |
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| Petersen, Pitt hit Homer. |
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| Achilles avenges slain 'cousin'. |
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| Helen's Paris trip disastrous. |
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| Agamemnon 'nags' wife's lover. |
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| Legolas commits adultery. |
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| Trojan oasis has wonderwall. |
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| Brad pitted against Eric. |
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| Homer textual undertones. |
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| Hector tailgates Achilles's chariot. |
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| Byrne sees Brad's Pit(t)s. |
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| Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans. |
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| Greeks just horse around. |
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| Ancient Hulk versus Pitt. |
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| Greeks burn Trojan paradise. |
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| Hulky, homoerotic, Homeric hubris. |
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| Achilles: Well-heeled hero. |
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| Pitt plays Grecian deTroyer. |
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| Very effective Trojan Killer. |
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| Equine deception fools Trojans. |
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| Achilles gets Legolas'ed. |
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| Pitt 'Achilles' some time. |
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| Homer's Iliad, mythology-lite. |
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| Spoiler: heel proves downfall. |
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| Brad battles second Bana(na). |
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