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Troy (2004) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Pitt's acting: Greek tragedy. |
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| Wooden horse. Wooden acting! |
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| Pitt provides pectoral prowess. |
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| A Horse-on Wheels Production. |
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| Very effective Trojan Killer. |
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| Hulky, homoerotic, Homeric hubris. |
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| Achilles' softness Pitt-iful. |
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| Agamemnon, Greek mythology, butchered. |
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| Troy annhilated by Greeks. |
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| Paris hopes Trojans safe! |
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| Bloom gets Achilles' Heel. |
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| Where Trojan virus started. |
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| Pitt, Bana, skirts, horse. |
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| Woody horse ejects seamen. |
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| Troy Story: Helen cheats. |
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| Pretty gladiator kills Hulk. |
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| Hector needs Trojan hearse. |
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| Hector tailgates Achilles's chariot. |
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| Brad pitted against Bana. |
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| Petersen, Pitt hit Homer. |
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| Homer's Iliad, mythology-lite. |
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| Helen, Achilles, Troy fucked. |
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| Floating Trojans pollute beach. |
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| Ripped Trojans cause trouble. |
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| Achilles uses shoulder blade. |
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| Brad's suicidal tendon. See. |
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| Big Fight, Greek Wedding. |
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| Tomorrow belongs to Achilles. |
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| Legolas commits adultery. |
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| Fear Greeks bearing gifts. |
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| Ancient sodomites' story sodomized. |
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| Troy's vengeance for cousin. |
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| Greeks just horse around. |
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| Beware: Gift bears Greeks. |
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| Agamemnon 'nags' wife's lover. |
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| Achilles avenges slain 'cousin'. |
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| Hellenistic hubris over Helen. |
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| Trojan horse bypasses firewall. |
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| Troy, not Paris, burning. |
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| Helen cheats; incites Greeks. |
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| Pitts Achilles against Hector |
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| Pitt 'Achilles' some time. |
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| Achilles gets Legolas'ed. |
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| Achilles kills with ease. |
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| Agamemnon shouts, 'Achilles, Heel!'. |
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| Acting like horse: wooden. |
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| Giant horse = ancient WMD. |
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| Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat. |
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| Priam ignores sons' advice. |
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| Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans. |
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| Achilles chooses glory, doom. |
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| Paris doesn't die? Should. |
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| Brad destined to desTroy. |
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| Big Greek Blood Shedding. |
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| Trojans slipped on erection. |
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| Greek erection annihilates Trojans. |
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| B(r)ad, Pittiful Homer adaptation. |
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