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Troy (2004) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Pitts Achilles against Hector |
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| Brad's suicidal tendon. See. |
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| Achilles avenges slain 'cousin'. |
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| Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat. |
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| Gift horse fells Trojans. |
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| Greeks braying for victory. |
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| Petersen, Pitt hit Homer. |
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| Troy annhilated by Greeks. |
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| Pitt provides pectoral prowess. |
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| Troy, not Paris, burning. |
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| Bloom's Pit(t)iful fighting skills. |
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| Achilles' softness Pitt-iful. |
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| A Horse-on Wheels Production. |
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| Achilles, Agamemnon seek spotlight. |
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| Troy's vengeance for cousin. |
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| Ancient sodomites' story sodomized. |
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| Brave Bloom battles Brad. |
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| Helen cheats; incites Greeks. |
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| Paris hopes Trojans safe! |
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| Big Fight, Greek Wedding. |
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| Agamemnon 'nags' wife's lover. |
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| Pitt: terribly well-heeled! |
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| Equine deception fools Trojans. |
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| Pitt 'Achilles' some time. |
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| Pitt's acting: Greek tragedy. |
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| Homer textual undertones. |
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| Brad pitted against Eric. |
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| Helen's Paris trip disastrous. |
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| Very effective Trojan Killer. |
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| Saffron is spicy consort. |
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| Peterson, Brad's Homerotic nightmare. |
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| Trojan oasis has wonderwall. |
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| Battle leaves Trojans hoarse. |
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| Odysseus needles Achilles repeatedly. |
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| Woody horse ejects seamen. |
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| Trojans lack horse sense. |
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| Hector tailgates Achilles's chariot. |
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| Hector learns about friction. |
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| Spoiled chick causes war. |
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| Should have troyed harder. |
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| Spoiler: heel proves downfall. |
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| Homer's Iliad, mythology-lite. |
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| Crossdressing Brad fights, dies. |
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| Achilles dying for renown. |
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| Pitt's weak spot exploited. |
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| Paris surrenders without fight. |
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| Troy welcomes wooden warrior. |
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| Pitt plays Grecian deTroyer. |
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| Brad destined to desTroy. |
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| Hector needs Trojan hearse. |
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| Twist: Trojans inside wood. |
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| Trojan war - short version. |
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| Pretty gladiator kills Hulk. |
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| Brad pitted against Bana. |
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| Trojans prefer barrier method. |
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| Beware greeks bearing Pitts. |
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