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Troy (2004) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Battle leaves Trojans hoarse. |
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| Achilles, Agamemnon seek spotlight. |
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| Odysseus needles Achilles repeatedly. |
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| Peterson, Brad's Homerotic nightmare. |
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| Pitt, Bana, skirts, horse. |
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| Woody horse ejects seamen. |
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| Bloom gets Achilles' Heel. |
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| Where Trojan virus started. |
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| A Horse-on Wheels Production. |
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| Very effective Trojan Killer. |
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| Brad battles second Bana(na). |
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| Gift horse fells Trojans. |
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| Greeks braying for victory. |
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| Ripped Trojans cause trouble. |
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| Achilles uses shoulder blade. |
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| Helen, Achilles, Troy fucked. |
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| Floating Trojans pollute beach. |
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| Big Fight, Greek Wedding. |
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| Brad's suicidal tendon. See. |
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| Trojans slipped on erection. |
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| Troy welcomes wooden warrior. |
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| Fear Greeks bearing gifts. |
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| Achilles avenges slain 'cousin'. |
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| Agamemnon 'nags' wife's lover. |
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| Pitt plays transformed heel. |
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| Brad's skirt experiences Briseis. |
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| Beefcake kills Troy's finest. |
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| Pitt displays Achille's heel. |
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| Paris surrenders without fight. |
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| Trojan hectors the Greeks. |
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| Pitt's weak spot exploited. |
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| Spoiler: heel proves downfall. |
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| Homer? Greek shakes spear. |
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| Helen: 1000 ships launched. |
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| Achilles' softness Pitt-iful. |
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| Pitt's acting: Greek tragedy. |
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| Pitt: terribly well-heeled! |
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| Equine deception fools Trojans. |
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| Beware greeks bearing Pitts. |
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| Crossdressing Brad fights, dies. |
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| Average Helen inspires war. |
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| Troy, a little tenderness. |
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| Pitt plays Grecian deTroyer. |
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| Helen's Paris trip disastrous. |
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| Impregnable? Troy horse seamen. |
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| Troy, not Paris, burning. |
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| Pitts Achilles against Hector |
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| Helen cheats; incites Greeks. |
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| Greek horseplay, Trojan tragedy. |
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| Horse, Brad, both wooden. |
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| Bana, Pitt, wooden acting. |
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| Pitt unfurls Trojan Bana. |
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| Pitt 'Achilles' some time. |
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| Hector tailgates Achilles's chariot. |
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| Hector needs Trojan hearse. |
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| Trojan horse bypasses firewall. |
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| Trojans lack horse sense. |
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