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Troy (2004) |
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Film rated 3.1 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.1 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3 / 5)
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| Wooden horse, wouldn't bother. |
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| Skirted Pitt slays throngs. |
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| Peterson's paraphrase's the Pitts. |
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| Hulky, homoerotic, Homeric hubris. |
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| Un-inspired by Homer's Iliad. |
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| Should have troyed harder. |
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| Paris doesn't die? Should. |
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| 'Braveheart' at the beach. |
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| Paris hopes Trojans safe! |
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| Greeks penetrate Trojans. |
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| Cox, O'Toole, steal show. |
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| Troy's vengeance for cousin. |
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| Ancient sodomites' story sodomized. |
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| Tomorrow belongs to Achilles. |
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| Horse takes Trojans. Ouch. |
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| Hector: 'Pitt acts draggy'. |
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| Girl inflames Troy's hearts. |
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| Agamemnon, Greek mythology, butchered. |
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| Ancient Hulk versus Pitt. |
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| Troy annhilated by Greeks. |
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| Achilles dying for renown. |
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| Greek women prefer Trojans! |
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| Pitt good, Tzarovska better. |
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| Greased Greeks look Homersexual. |
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| Agamemnon shouts, 'Achilles, Heel!'. |
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| Acting like horse: wooden. |
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| Trojan oasis has wonderwall. |
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| Helen made war worthwhile. |
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| Achilles kills with ease. |
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| Achilles gets Legolas'ed. |
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| Brad destined to desTroy. |
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| Hellenistic hubris over Helen. |
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| Bloom's Pit(t)iful fighting skills. |
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| Pretty boy slaughters Trojans. |
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| Brave Bloom battles Brad. |
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| D'oh! Brad's Trojan coarse. |
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| Trojan war - short version. |
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| Twist: Trojans inside wood. |
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| Pitt provides pectoral prowess. |
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| Achilles chooses glory, doom. |
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| Priam ignores sons' advice. |
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| Sneaky Greeks. stupid Trojans. |
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| Giant horse = ancient WMD. |
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| Fight. Die. Burn. Repeat. |
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| Greeks burn Trojan paradise. |
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| Trojans prefer barrier method. |
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| Greek erection annihilates Trojans. |
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| Wooden horse. Wooden acting! |
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| Bloom's blunder becomes battle. |
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| Achilles: Well-heeled hero. |
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