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Spawned horrid Aerosmith song. |
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Vest saves future generations. |
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Patriotic comedy- a disaster. |
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Americans, Russian save world. |
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Willis prevents meteor disaster. |
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Billy Bob's rocket scientist. |
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Armageddon?Arma-had-enuf! |
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Bruce blows ballistic boulder. |
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Drillers become astronauts -- boom. |
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Long live rock? Negatory. |
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12g's and still conscious? |
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Meteor driller gets girl. |
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Driller spacemen 'Wrong Stuff'. |
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Sacrificing Bruce saves world. |
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Billy battles, Bruce bombs. |
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Willis, Astronaut? Not believable. |
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Rocks fall, Willis palls. |
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Buscemi nuts about lasers. |
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Vacuous void ridiculously noisy. |
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Willis sacrifices, Tyler grieves. |
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Stuff explodes, Bruce dies. |
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Space rock smashes Paris. |
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Willis's riggers with attitude. |
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Asteroid wipes out Willis. |
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Shuttle speedometer causes laughter. |
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Rock *just* misses Earth. |
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Affleck's singing only highlight. |
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Best thing: Aerosmith song. |
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Asteroid doesn't land- shame. |
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Easier training astronauts mining? |
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Baldy blasts big boulder. |
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Astronauts dig for victory! |
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Drill meteor, save planet. |
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Asteroid dooms Tyler's career. |
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Braindead brawn beats bolide. |
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Miners mean apocalypse averted. |
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Emergency asteroid drill. |
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Willis 'Moonlights' as saviour. |
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Buscemi battles asteroid, insanity. |
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Ridiculous riggers mine asteroid. |
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Hotties blow up asteroid. |
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Ben returns, Bruce doesn't. |
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Nukes deployed, asteroid destroyed. |
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Drillers become space jockeys. |
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Billy limps through script. |
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Affleck dates boss' daughter. |
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Willis nukes himself, asteroid. |
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Bruce destroys 'The Rock'. |
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Aerosmith saves the movie. |
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Drilling in space... brilliant. |
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Animal crackers are sexy. |
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Willis dies. Affleck lives. |
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Likeable cheese! Buscemi rocks!!! |
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Paris clobbered, Americans cheer! |
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Bay's, Bruce's, Ben's blockbuster. |
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Willis drills earthbound asteroid. |
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Willis dies, Earth survives. |
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Willis explosive. Affleck boring. |
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Asteroid doesn't deep impact. |
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Eiffel does Pisa impression. |
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Nuclear weapon finally helpful. |
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'Deep Impact' with laughter. |
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Meatheads meet meteor metier. |
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Buscemi gets 'Space Dementia'! |
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Engineers tested for 'steroids. |
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Willis, Comet: Close Shave. |
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Doomsday delayed by miners. |
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'Deep Impact' with Aerosmith. |
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Earths saviour is Willis. |
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