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Hotties blow up asteroid. |
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Willis dies. Affleck lives. |
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Ben returns, Bruce doesn't. |
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World applauds exploded Bruce. |
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Bruce destroys 'The Rock'. |
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Likeable cheese! Buscemi rocks!!! |
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Drilling in space... brilliant. |
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Willis sacrifices, Tyler grieves. |
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Asteroid twats Paris, hurrah! |
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'Deep Impact' sans ennui. |
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Willis nukes himself, asteroid. |
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Affleck's singing only highlight. |
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Billy limps through script. |
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Tyler, Minor. Affleck, Miner. |
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Buscemi nuts about lasers. |
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Paris clobbered, Americans cheer! |
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Vacuous void ridiculously noisy. |
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Americans, Russian save world. |
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Pointy room provokes paranoia. |
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Kiss your asteroid goodbye. |
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Ridiculous riggers mine asteroid. |
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Earths saviour is Willis. |
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Drillers' 'boring' asteroid film. |
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Earth saved, physics doomed. |
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Made 'Superman' look realistic. |
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Bay's, Bruce's, Ben's blockbuster. |
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Billy battles, Bruce bombs. |
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Bruce's boys kick asteroid. |
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Rock *just* misses Earth. |
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Drillers become space jockeys. |
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Willis finally die's hard. |
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'Deep Impact' with laughter. |
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Drillers become astronauts -- boom. |
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Spawned horrid Aerosmith song. |
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Meatheads meet meteor metier. |
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Owen Wilson, Ben stellar. |
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Meteor driller gets girl. |
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Aerosmith saves the movie. |
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Rocks fall, Willis palls. |
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Affleck dates boss' daughter. |
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Best thing: Aerosmith song. |
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Willis 'Moonlights' as saviour. |
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Asteroid, audience bored. |
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Space rock smashes Paris. |
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Buscemi battles asteroid, insanity. |
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Sacrificing Bruce saves world. |
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Willis, Astronaut? Not believable. |
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Asteroid, eardrums destroyed. |
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Affleck drills Liv + asteroid. |
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Oil riggers rig asteroid. |
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Bruckheimer's Big Asteroid. |
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Willis driller, comet killer. |
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Nukes deployed, asteroid destroyed. |
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Patriotic comedy- a disaster. |
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Willis falls on as-teroid. |
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Stuff explodes, Bruce dies. |
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Bruce flies, cries, dies. |
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Buscemi pastiches 'Strangelove' strangely. |
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Boring machine outperforms Bruce. |
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Engineers tested for 'steroids. |
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Bruce battles big boulder. |
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