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Bruce flies, cries, dies. |
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Bay's, Bruce's, Ben's blockbuster. |
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Kiss your asteroid goodbye. |
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Drillers' 'boring' asteroid film. |
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Braindead brawn beats bolide. |
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Baldy blasts big boulder. |
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Astronauts dig for victory! |
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Asteroid dooms Tyler's career. |
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Shuttle speedometer causes laughter. |
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Hotties blow up asteroid. |
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Willis dies. Affleck lives. |
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Tyler, Minor. Affleck, Miner. |
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Oil riggers rig asteroid. |
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Doomsday delayed by miners. |
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Buscemi nuts about lasers. |
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Buscemi gets 'Space Dementia'! |
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Easier training astronauts mining? |
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Emergency asteroid drill. |
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Buscemi battles asteroid, insanity. |
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Engineers tested for 'steroids. |
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Affleck drills asteroid, Tyler. |
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Willis prevents meteor disaster. |
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Buscemi off his rock(er). |
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Asteroid misses Hollywood unfortunately. |
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Drillers become astronauts -- boom. |
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Miners mean apocalypse averted. |
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Drill meteor, save planet. |
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Earth threatened? Send yahoos! |
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Driller spacemen 'Wrong Stuff'. |
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Fuckwit rigger saves world. |
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Willis driller, comet killer. |
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Asteroid splits; audience too. |
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Earth savers? Tax-exempt! |
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America saves world... again. |
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Bruckheimer's Big Asteroid. |
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Nuclear weapon finally helpful. |
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Preventing the Great Depression. |
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Boring machine outperforms Bruce. |
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Asteroid wipes out Willis. |
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Meatheads meet meteor metier. |
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Owen Wilson, Ben stellar. |
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Willis, Astronaut? Not believable. |
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Bruce battles big boulder. |
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Americans, Russian save world. |
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'Deep Impact' sans ennui. |
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Ben returns, Bruce doesn't. |
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Animal crackers are sexy. |
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Asteroid, audience bored. |
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Patriotic comedy- a disaster. |
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Armageddon?Arma-had-enuf! |
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'Deep Impact' with Aerosmith. |
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Billy Bob's rocket scientist. |
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Asteroid doesn't land- shame. |
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Willis sacrifices, Tyler grieves. |
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Affleck drills Liv + asteroid. |
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Meteor driller gets girl. |
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Sacrificing Bruce saves world. |
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Vest saves future generations. |
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Affleck's singing only highlight. |
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Willis, Comet: Close Shave. |
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Wrinklies drill asteriod. |
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Willis drills, flies, dies. |
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12g's and still conscious? |
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Best thing: Aerosmith song. |
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